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Today's episode comes courtesy of a neat little hacked object we found. Without further ado... A Day in the Life of the
Today's episode: The Hero Hotline 
Seiya: Uh, where did this come from? Yaten: Beats me. Found it in a Lillian Vernon catalogue. Seiya: Huh. Ah well, let's see what it does. Phone: Hall of Justice. Do you need help? Seiya: Ah, yeah. Can you send over someone right away? My, um, house is, um ugly. Phone: Sure thing, ma'am. 
Yaten: Maybe it'll be some dreamy superhero! Seiya: Yeah, well if it is, he or she is mine. Yaten: Pfft. Fine! 
Catwoman: You called? Taiki: Seiya, why is Catwoman in our living room. Seiya: Beats me. Oh yeah, that weird phone over there... 
Taiki: So, how'd you get here. I don't see a car. Catwoman: Batman dropped me off. 
Taiki: Guys, where'd this red phone come from? Catwoman: So, I said his atomic plan was puuuuurfect. Yaten: You said purr! And you're dressed like a cat. It's funny! Hee hee! 
Seiya: Cut it out, Yaten. This is my superhero. I get to talk with her and bask in her glory. Yaten: Well, she's a villian. Are you sure you don't... Seiya: Just clean the table. 
Yaten: So...no Seiya in sight. Let's get my own friendly superhero to come visit! 
Flash: Yo. Did someone call? 
Taiki: Why are you here? Flash: Someone called the Hall of Justice on our help hotline. Where's Yaten? Taiki: She's in the shower. And you don't want to meet her anyway. She's, uh, got a big butt. 
Yaten: Wait, which superhero are you? Repairman: I'm Repairman. Yaten: Did I call you on that red phone? Repairman: No, some chick named Taiki did. I'm just here to fix your sink. 
Yaten: What do you think you're doing? I called you! Flash: Hey, she started talking first. Yaten: Trying to steal my hunky heroes! Taiki: I wasn't trying anything. I was just being hospitable. 
Seiya: Dinner's on. Come and get it. Flash: Wow, a romantic dinner with three sexy ladies. Are you heroes too? Taiki: Er, kinda... Yaten: We're the Sailor Starlights, the Sacred Guardians of the Princess Kaykuu. Flash: Who in the what now? 
Taiki: Boy that was good, but I really got to go...oh my! Flash: Uhhh... Taiki: So...is that why they call you the Flash? 
Yaten: You did what? Taiki: Well, he didn't lock the door! Yaten: I can't believe it! First, you try to steal him... Taiki: It was an accident. I didn't see...er, much. Yaten: No, I'm mad because I didn't think of it first! 
Yaten: I'm sorry! She's such an ill-behaved trollip. Let me give you a consoling hug... Taiki: Say what? Flash: Forget it, babe. I like your sister better. She's prettier. Yaten: What? 
Taiki: No, Yaten! Don't you start! Flash: Thank God for my super speed! I'm getting the hell out of here! 
Taiki: Why are we all in the bathroom? Yaten: I don't trust you anymore. Seiya: Yeah, me neither. 
Taiki: Hmmm...I wonder who I'd get if I called? 
Ashman: Yo. Taiki: Uhhh...Yaten, it's for you. 
Taiki: Okay, look, this phone is nothing but trouble. We're getting rid of it. Seiya and Yaten: Awww... Taiki: After one last call. Seiya and Yaten: Yay! 
Yaten: Rock out and...AAAAA! Who the hell are you? Robin: I'm Robin! C'mon everyone! Let's do the Battusi! 
Seiya: So...you're in love with that Batman, right? Robin: Dear God, people! We're not boyfriends! It's just a simple, innocent relationship between and man and his ward. Seiya: Yeah right. And I'm not a sexually ambigious cross-dressing alien. Yaten: She's got ya there. 
Taiki: Who's the guy with no pants? Yaten: It's Robin. Batman's boyfriend. Robin: I'M NOT... Seiya: How do you explain that outfit, then? Robin: ...my God, you're right. 
Seiya: Look, Robin. This is Mr. Sampson. He wants to get you in touch with your true feelings. Robin: I...I'm not sure about my feelings. But I sure as hell ain't explaining them to a puppet. Especially one named Sampson. 
Yaten: It's okay, Robin. Relationships like that are completely normal. Robin: But what will they say back at Justice League? Taiki: Who cares? You're following your heart, Robin. 
Robin: Sniff...thanks you guys. I feel so much better, like a heavy burden has been lifed from my shoulders. Yaten: Anytime. Taiki: That's while we're here. Seiya: If you think about it, I'm a lesbian. Everyone else: ... Seiya: What? I am. Robin: You guys are true heroes! 
Taiki: Well, we just helped Robin discover his sexuality. Yaten: Yup. Taiki: All thanks to that phone. Yaten: Uh-huh. (Silence) Taiki: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yaten: Ooo, are you going to do your Lord of the Dance impression again? Taiki: Nope...better. 
Taiki: Star Gentle Uterus! 
All: Woooo! Burn, burn, burn! That concludes today's episode! Will the Starlights ever get out of their house? 'Cause they obviously need to. Tune in next time! The fun little Bat Phone and superhero skins comes courtesy of Simslice. Pick up one of your own and have some fun! Disclaimer: As mentioned, Sailor Moon and the Starlights are not owned by us. "The Sims" is the property of Electronic Arts Inc and Maxis. Robin, Catwoman, and the Flash are property of DC comics. We are not making a profit on this, just having fun. Starlights skins courtesy of Aeryn's Sailor Moon Skins (RIP). Other skins, unless noted, come from in game. Page, pictures, and captions are copyright J & K Productions. Steal them and we will hunt you down and destroy you. We mean it. |