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A Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights
Day 2
Today's episode: Yaten, the Black Widow!
Yaten: Okay, okay. So the Britney Spears/DMX/Three Lights joint album was a bad idea...
Taiki: Well, face facts. We're almost broke.
Seiya: Good one, Yaten. How are we going to eat now that we've bought all this nifty new stuff?
Taiki: Maybe we can rent her out as a maid...
Yaten: Hey! I know! I can marry one of our neighbors and kill them for their money!
Seiya: Um, can you do that, Yaten?
Yaten: Well, Kate's roommate Adam did it once and got away with it! I'll bet I can too.
Taiki: Fine, but we're not getting involved.
Micheal: Do do de do...Hi, I'm walking down the street and I have lots of money!
Yaten: Target found. Hee hee hee...
Taiki: Stop laughing like that. You're creeping me out.
Seiya: Hey, check it out, I look like the guy from Star Trek!
Taiki: Uh oh, she's found a target.
Seiya: Relax, he's got to marry her first.
Taiki: Don't speak too soon...
Yaten: I haven't known you for very long, but this bathroom inflames my passion! Will you marry me?
Michael: I've only known you for about five seconds. But hell, why not? This place beats my pad.
Seiya: Are you two done? I really have to pee?
Michael: You look beautiful in your dress my dear. But why are you in black?
Yaten: You'll find out soon enough...hee hee hee.
Taiki: I told you to stop laughing like that.
Seiya: This is cute and all, but I REALLY HAVE TO GO! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!
Yaten: Now that we're married, Michael dear, will you mow the lawn?
Michael: Of course, darling. Where is the lawnmower?
Yaten: Why, in the shed in the back, of course!
Michael: All right, my love, I'm headed back there!
Michael: Hmmm...this shed seems to be empty...
Back wall: *slam!* *click*
Michael: Oh dear. The wall seems to have slammed shut. I'll just open the door and...wait, there is no door!
(pause)
Michael: Oh damn.
Taiki: Hey, Yaten, where's Michael?
Yaten: I don't know. He went out a little while ago. I'll just turn up the radio...
Seiya: I'm sure he'll be back! Dinner!
Taiki: ...and that's how I blew out the Outers' window with the guitar!
Seiya: I so did not need to hear that.
Yaten: Ahem, oh where can Michael be? He's never late for dinner.
Seiya: He's never HAD dinner. You married him today, remember?
Taiki: You weren't serious about killing him off for his money, were you?
Yaten: Of course not. Hee hee hee...
Taiki: Dammit, Yaten, STOP THAT!
Taiki: Are you SURE you haven't seen him?
Sailor Mars: Positive. Ami was the only one who's met him, but he never came by the house.
Taiki: This worries me.
Sailor Mars: You're worried about that? Didn't you hear what'll happen to you if Haruka catches you for breaking that window?
Taiki: *gulp*
Yaten: Oh, I hope my dear Michael is all right. Oh well. Night night, guys.
Taiki: She seems surprisingly unconcerned.
Seiya: Yeah, it's not like Yaten to cheerfully go to bed alone.
Taiki and Yaten: SEIYA!!!
Seiya: Sorry. Yeesh.
Meanwhile, in the shed out back...
Michael: *sniff* I've been in here for hours! When will someone come to rescue me? *sniff*
Michael: Hello! Anyone out there! Can I at least have a comfy chair?
Michael: And I really need to pee, too...oops. Never mind. How embarassing...
Michael: This sucks. I should never have married someone I've only known for five minutes.
Michael: I smell horrible. Maybe someone will smell me out instead.
Michael: *sob* I haven't eaten in hours! And my superfast metabolism will cause me to starve to death in approximately two pictures. I just know it! *sob*
Michael: See, see! I was right! Argh!
Michael: Farewell, cruel world! I'll get you next time, Yaten! Next time! *dies*
Yaten: Oh my! Everyone, come quickly!
Taiki and Seiya: Gasp!
Yaten: He's dead, dead! It looks like he accidently locked himself in the tool shed! I should have come out here and checked, I just know it! *sob*
Taiki: Um, there's no door in the tool shed.
Seiya: I didn't even know we HAD a tood shed.
Yaten: No time for that! We must mourn!
Taiki: Okay, fine. Between this, and the phone sex hotline, I'm having a long talk with you about crime-free ways to make money.
Seiya: Oh well. Can we buy a hot tub?
Taiki: Sure. The Outers' won't let us use theirs anymore anyway.
Yaten: Oh, Michael!
Seiya: If only you had more money...
Taiki: Seiya, no!
And so ends this rather morbid "Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights!" Thanks for tuning in! We now return you to "Sailor Food," already in progress.
Special thanks to Julie for helping us get the pics and captions!
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