- 1. Scrambeled
- 2. Fried
- 3. Microwave
- 4. Sylvestor Stalone Style
- 5. Sunny Side Up
- 6. Poched
- 7. Omlett
- 8. Keish
- 9. Boiled
- 10. Hammer
- 11. Mischief Night
- 12. Strap to speaker and turn on death metal
- 13. Easter
- 14. Put under a hot lamp
- 15. Giant Cake
- 16.Bacon and toast
1. Mouse Trap
2. Rat poison
3. Extermination gas
4. Old Stick o' roo
5. get cat
6. lion
7. drier
8. wack o' mole
9. giant dictionary
10. giant foot.
11. Metal base ball bat
12. Big malet(wooden)
13. Bazooka
14. Vacum Cleaner
15. Waffle press
1. Ignite
2. skin sufacation
3. skin disease
4. Flesh eating disease
5. Slefuric acid
6. Detonating Pokeball
7. Drug
8. Shove a pipe bomb up his ass
9. stick an m80 down his throat
10. Samurai Sword
11. tea kettle
12. iron to head
1. Feed to man eatng plant
2. rat poison
3. Runagade pokemon
4. Bomb Camera
5. Drop john goodman on them
6. make him watch his own show
7. Carbon Dioxcide
8. oven
9. "Accedental" fall down building
10. jack hammer
11. sew a cat in there stomach
12. thrown in fire
1.Hose em down
2.Big 14 weeler
3.atatch a roman candle to his tail
4.2 tons o chocolate
5.give him to the chinese
6.say he "broke'' his leg
7. Uzi
8. Push Mrs. nash on to it
9.tell him 2 fetch the stick and throw a nuke for him 2 catch
10.cut tail off and let him bleed 2 death
1. give him gasoline
2. Strap a stick of dinomite to his tail
3. Kick him to death
4. put him in a sac and beat him profusly
5. add bleach into his food
6. throw him infront of a moving car
7. switch his body with an autopsy patient
8. make him watch joe millionare
9. spray him with wd40
10. strap to chair and hook nuts 2 car battery
1. shit down his throat
2. blow his fuckin head off with a shotgun
3. burn him skin him poor salt on him then do it again
4. jump on his face like 2000 times
5. hang him
6. slit his throat
7. go matrix on his ass
8. drop some poison in his drink
9. samurai style
10. 250 papercuts
1.leave under running faucet until completly eroded
2.shoove him up roseanns ass
3.play a round of golf
4.throw him in the ocean an let him sink to the bottom
5.reach inside his mouth and turn him inside out
6.tell him a stick of dynomite is a lollipop
7.drill a hole in the back of him and let him experience the myth of dropping soap in a prison
8.break him up in peices and put him in rock candy bags
9.beat him with a pickaxe
10.replace with a diamond that not cut so the diamond cutters slice em up
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