Some of you might say, "Gee Dave, you must have a lot of time on your hands to dedicate a page on your site to this 'Worried Winker' character you speak of." I will reply with, on the contrary my young lad, there is always time for the ultimate wisdom of WW. I stumbled upon him in a sleepy state on a cold lonely night before bed and since then he has taught me much to understand and dwell upon. Only with great perception and hours of concentration can one accept his vision and meaning. Just last night he made me aware that using peanut butter and bread I can make a sandwich. Not in a million years could I ever fathom the power of the two commodities combined, never will I go hungry in school again. Maybe some day, you could become as much of a loser as myself and make such good friends with my little text buddy, to be taught the ways of the worried winker.
Anyway's, ignore all that above, it's all bullshit. I just find great humor in the thought of someone winking and being really worried at the same time. I discovered this when I tried to make a worried face in a message on ICQ (yes, I AM one of those assholes who does that, NOTE: only to poke satirical fun at those who do it in great seriousness however) and it was then that I failed to hit the "shift" key before I made the eyes which is, a colon as some of you may already know. When you hit that key without the shift button it creates what us humans like to call a "semi-colon", or as some of the ditzed out moronic little girls may refer to as the "winking eyes". SO, after all this I created the worried winker. The best thing about Worried Winker is the fact that you need littler effort to make him because you need not use the "shift" key, just hit two buttons and you're ready to go. Another good thing is, well I don't know about yourself but I often feel the need to wink when I am very worried, so I can now express this emotion using text anytime I converse with someone VIA the Internet. Illustrations on this page will help you understand what I am talking about. I even attempted to make the faces myself. See below. So from now on, if I see you and your babies I'm going to make the Worried Winker face at you and your spawns before I eat you.
David Crawley and Marcus Hynes
Totally off the WW topic, but seeing how this is the most visited page on my site now I figured I would throw this in here. I currently have 10 nephews and nieces, the oldest being 17, and youngest 2. Somewhere in the middle there I have a nephew named Joe Carter who is 15. Son of my sister Cathy Carter. Joe and I are hilarious, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Either way, totally on his own without any encouragement to be retarded from me, Joe made three short videos that are fuckin' insanely funny. I highly recommend checking these out. I guess it runs in the family. Wanna tell Joe he is hilarious? Then add him on icq - 153137984.
Wink while you worry? Why not take a picture of yourself doing so and email it to me so I can put it up here.
