Vegeta: Welcome to Vegeta's Domain! The place where a pathetic human such as yourself has the privelage of being in my presence! You have my permission to take a look around, but you had better do as I say or else I'll blast you!
Jetta: Don't mind him. He's being a little grouchy today...well, I guess "little" is an understatement. Anyway, my name is Jetta. I somehow got tricked into creating this little place on the web.
Vegeta: Ha! Like you had a choice!
Jetta: That doesn't matter! I had fun making it anyway. Everyone is invited to look around as they please! There are all sorts of places you can explore. So have fun, k?