What is your first action during a fight?
fingers and send legions of unthinking minions upon
vigorous game of tic-tac-toe instead.
Look to the
heavens for inspiration.
smack your opponent about the face with a glove -
there's no excuse for a lack of dignity.
opponent's skull in two and devour their
opponent is female, suggest you team up. If the
opponent is male, kick him in the crotch.
Triangulate the optimum
attack strategy before employing any manoeuvres.
other guy up real good.
Insult the opponent's
mother, then attempt to pants him.
shout from the sidelines as your Digimon fights
you don't destroy the other guy unless you really
latch onto his ankle.
I can't decide what my first
action would be.
a member of the opposite sex that you really like.
What do you do?
Make lewd jokes.
Walk up to
him and demand he go out with me.
sex?" What is this opposite sex you speak of?
with money and power.
Act like a
complete idiot around them, then be surprised when
they don't want to go out with you.
Partnership indicates a lack
of emotion, and emotions are unnecessary.
that you're NOT the same sex as they are, despite
what everyone's saying.
sex would that be, then?
the other half of my brain over which one gets
something really profound and intelligent that he/she
will never be able to resist.
Take her to
dinner and dancing, because you know that a lady
briefs, or what?
from column A, a little from column B.
hardly a relevant query.
try wearing underwear under leather? It's no picnic.
way the spirits move me.
rag stained with the blood of those I have
I do not
comprehend the question.
4. If you
could have one question answered, what would it be?
man's place to question the will of those above us.
hell do men get off being men, huh?
need any questions answered, I already know
girls run away when I get close to them?
When can I
stop pretending and start being truly me?
decide!! Argh! My chance for infinite knowledge is
wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck? Heh... I said
When am I
gonna be old enough to cross the street on my own?
personal topic, thank you very much.
doesn't anyone else grasp the sheer brillance of
of the human body tastes best with catsup?
5. What are
your opinions of your friends?
very understanding when I'm confused about things.
pretty cool dudes.
tell the measure of a man's friends by the quality of
the man himself.
I will kill
them all when they least expect it, and feast upon
merely to pull them out of red jell-o.
enough voices inside my own head without my friends
yammering on at me!
cool, but they just don't seem to like my games.
than all of them, and I can prove it, too. You wanna
go right now? Come on!
mean by that?! You tryin' to say I don't have
friends! Well, I DO, so there!
I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall when I talk
great - we especially like to sit around drinking
wine and talk about how evil men are.
A man is
nothing without some good friends, by jove.
your favourite flavour of ice-cream?
stuffs rots the teeth. Have a cup of tea instead, eh
is not required.
your favourite TV show?
and the City."
educational and informative programming. I watch in
in the Big Blue House."
fails to stimulate my cerebral cortex to any
- truly it is a frog among princes.
to make my own entertainment, by stalking and
consuming the weak and defenceless.
shall be none to choose from - all disparate entites
shall become one with the collective.
constantly flip through the channels.
and spiritual cleansing.
with an iron fist.
night classes on Really Hard Math.
never stay focused on one thing, I'm always changing
studies of biology in an attempt to learn more about
9. Where do
you see yourself in twenty years?
the message of peace, as those above us desire.
professor of physics at Harvard.
I'll be big in business, with a lotta great friends
and lots of money!
I'll own a
noodle cart, dude!
atop the bloody remains of all life in the universe,
with me as their destroyer.
I shall be
all, and all shall be me, and we shall be one and
female president of the USA, and I'll fill the
government with lots more women, too, just to shove
it down the throats of the male oppressor.
Same as now
- the coolest dude around.
Host of a
popular physical-challenge game show.
Aunt/Uncle who helps kids understand the changes
their bodies undergo as they age.
Ear.... I mean, computer programmer.
retired and living out in the country.
be doing the job I'm doing now.
Lying in a
gutter, having failed to make that one important
decision that would have made or broke my life.
a more productive method of passing time than doing
tests like these?
things for the fun of it.
the girl that has no interest in you.
game, dude, the card game.
Time is all
relative... it is how much of it we use to achieve
our goals that is important.
on etiquette. Does the salad fork go on the left or
the feeble and savouring the tangy taste of their
more about my body.
brain food for thought.
these are a fine way to pass time... no they're not!
Yes they are! Oh YEAH? YEAH!!
the males from taking our civil rights.
Oh, yes, plotting for the future...