* Suparmono grabs a pizza slicer and roughly rolls it into his peehole, splitting the knob before poundind his penis with a blunt machete until it leaks blood
Suparmono> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* Suparmono screams
Suparmono> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* tynka cries.
golgy|afk> jesus
* golgy|afk winces
tynka> thank god for /clear
Suparmono> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
tynka> dave, we were lying...
* golgy|afk reaches into the wound and clamps the artery
Mr_Psych0> ARGH!
* Mr_Psych0 clenches his legs
* Suparmono masturbates his injured penis violently, spraying blood and cum and smegma all over the channel
Suparmono> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* Suparmono dips his penis in tar to cauterize it
* Mr_Psych0 is ill
Suparmono> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...hmmmmmmm, supar
Suparmono> :)
* Suparmono is sorry
Suparmono> i spelled Supar with a little 's'
* golgy|afk rubs some salt on his hands and fondle's Suparmono's penis fondly
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* golgy|afk hammers the 'score with opponant' button
* Suparmono hammers his penis with a crowbar
* Suparmono plugs his bleeding urethra with a tamon
Suparmono> tampon
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* Suparmono lays his penis on the tables and belts it flat with a plank
Suparmono> like a planK!
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