Session Start: Sun Mar 17 02:50:16 2002

Session Ident: #kalgoorlie

*** Now talking in #kalgoorlie

*** GeNa^^ is now known as GeNaGONE

Clodd> must be that time of the month....

Gavin> yer it must be :)

Clodd> poor bleeding gena...

females> lol

females> why so?

Clodd> SHE'S A GIANT VAGINA!

Suparmono> females: do you smell fish?

Suparmono> i smell fish

Mr_Psych0> yeah! i heard that. girls bleed!!

Clodd> AND HER HEAD IS A CLITORIS!

* Suparmono sniffs females

Mr_Psych0> can you believe it!?!?

Clodd> NO!

Suparmono> i smell fish

* Mr_Psych0 likes females

Mr_Psych0> bloody fish....

Clodd> and teen spirit...

Suparmono> strong fish, musky fish

Clodd> tastes like chicken...

females> lol\]\

Gavin> hehehe

Gavin> teen spirit?

Gavin> lol

Gavin> smells like chicken tastes like fish.

Gavin> err

Gavin> other way round

Gavin> der

Gavin> :)

Clodd> 'Smells like teen spirit' - Nivana...

*** t_diehard is now known as teej

Suparmono> so...does anyone (apart from good Gavin) want me to write my autograph on paintbrush? i know we're celebrities in these parts

imRUSSELL> whos got a webcam 4 sale?

Gavin> lol.

Gavin> nar i want ur autograph!

Clodd> Dick Smith probably...

Gavin> i worship u

Gavin> LOL Clodd!!!

Clodd> Oh...gavin....you can do no wrong....

Gavin> lol ur a funny guy Clodd :)

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teej> yippee kiyay motherfucker

Clodd> Gavin: Suparmono is a freestylin rappa, ya know...

Suparmono> yippee kiyay assholes! in die hard WAV he never said yippiekiyay, suxor

Gavin> heheh yer he is :)

Suparmono> Clodd: lol dont discount yourself...

Clodd> DO IT SUPAR!

Clodd> And I'll do one too...

*** GeNaGONE is now known as GeNa^^

Suparmono> deal

Gavin> ehheeh

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Clodd> Yo, let up now and give us boys some room, we're going all out now to reach the sonic boom, our boyz they like poon tang cos it tastes just like a candy, yo a dandy? Then get yo fuckin ass outta my face there ya pansy. I'll see ya on the other side and when you do just open wide, I'll give ya's all a big suprise after all my cock drips rise, I'll wipe you out, know you about just keep a shout that rappa Clodd is about.

Clodd> Yeahhhhhhhhh

Gavin> bwahah

Gavin> too funny :)

teej> thats really shit

Clodd> teej: Yo. You mess with me, then you wess wit ma boyzz. :)

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Mr_Psych0> supar and clodd rapping in kalgoorlie, no bunbury motherfuckers here to see the pranks and skanks that walk the streets, no idea bout the beats going on undeneath the sheets. deaf to the word deaf to the song out in the sticks you can be wrong. Supar be watching his clock ready to grab his glock, gav be almost there pull up a chair lest he lay himself bare to the power of clodd and his awesome bod Gavin> yer and i one of dose boyz :P

Mr_Psych0> as you can tall i have no idea what 'm doin

Suparmono> Yippee kiyay? get ready to sway, to this bomb beat i be droppin 2day/teej, do ya feel me? watch my back don't let these playahaterz kill me/while gavin don't diss, this supar spit, watch Gena the GIna, she smells like fish/did you see? Clodds become me, rappin and rockin the mic in Kali <-------strikly representin

Gavin> now that is a good one :)

Suparmono> lol you guys rocked

Gavin> yer i reckoN!

Mr_Psych0> i'm more of a poor arse rhymer, can;t feel the beat

Clodd> on the street?

Clodd> In the heat?

Suparmono> Mr_Psych0: it was funny.

Mr_Psych0> talkin sheet

Clodd> Move your feet

Suparmono> i love unmoderated, un-opped channels

Gavin> heheh

Gavin> yer

Gavin> u can do anythin u want :)

Mr_Psych0> Suparmono: aww shucks

Clodd> We all know that the only good rappa of our time is Will Smith....

Clodd> FORRRRRRRRRRR

imRUSSELL> fuck all ppl use icq these days unna

Mr_Psych0> in west philidelphia born and raised...

teej> rap blows

Clodd> teej: So does your white assed mumma

Mr_Psych0> hahaha

teej> fuck off clodd

Clodd> teej: you a black man?

*** Gavin is now known as Gav^ZZzZz

teej> i am as white as they come

Mr_Psych0> !whois my_mumma

*** GerT is now known as gertGONE

Gav^ZZzZz> nite pplz!!!!

Mr_Psych0> dang

Clodd> The what ya doing scamin on that tan man who drives a sedan and comes from Japan.

Mr_Psych0> night gav

Clodd> Night GAV!

Mr_Psych0> sweet gangsta dreams

teej> and i happen to be of the opposite gender

Suparmono> night gavin

teej> none out of two, thats pathetic

teej> this is the lowest i have seen the conversation in this channel plunge to

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Mr_Psych0> bwahahaha

Clodd> Teej: 'HEY COUNTRY BOY - You have seen a talking beanbag? I BETCHA!!!' AHHAHAHA

Mr_Psych0> no good comeback

Mr_Psych0> hahaha

Clodd> DAMN

-> *teej* lamer

Clodd> WHO WANT'S TO TALK TO THREE SEXY BIG BLACK MAN COCKED MEN?

Mr_Psych0> teej is the culture keepa of channel kalgoorlie, making sure tha city ratz don't get surly. wanna beat the teej? gotta get up early

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Suparmono> he's PM ing me

Mr_Psych0> forty dayz and forty nights, #kalgoorlie don't give no rights those thugz and gangstas starting fights in the home of teej you got no rights!

Suparmono> fuck off

Suparmono> lamer, you fuck off

Mr_Psych0> haha

Clodd> LETS ALL HARRASS HIM ON PRIVATE MESSAGE

Suparmono> and i said -> *teej* lamer to him first:)

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Mr_Psych0> i'll send my raps to her

beat the teej? gotta get up early

Mr_Psych0> ack

Suparmono> GET YOUR HEAD RIGHT, NELLIE THERE EVERYNIGHT

Mr_Psych0> heh i sent teej my raps

Clodd> WHOAAAAAAAA NELLIE!

Nellie> lol

Nellie> wassup

Mr_Psych0> nellie understands

Mr_Psych0> not like teej the stuck up slut

Suparmono> Nellie is cool

Nellie> lol

Suparmono> ~i gotta head, but there aint no screws in it~

Suparmono> Nellie: is that your name?

Nellie> yup

Suparmono> damn

Nellie> how did u guess

Nellie> ???????????/

Suparmono> well my name isn't Suparmono

Suparmono> even though i am Supar

Nellie> lol

Suparmono> ONOMRAPUS

Clodd> I just sent Teej this:

Clodd> In space, what a disgrace, I'm in my place in da human race, about to face ma hardest day. That's why I'm here, with out fear, spreadin Kal my good cheer and I wanna see you squirm for ya use of negative terms, you hate to much, debate too much try to escape to much, let me tell the five year plan, it's love love love and that's who I am.

Nellie> lol

Suparmono> lol clodd i was a bit more direct

Suparmono> :

Suparmono> ??

Suparmono> ?

Suparmono> ??

Suparmono> ?

Suparmono> FUCKING SLUT

Suparmono> i'll kill u

Mr_Psych0> #kalgoorlie is a lost cause

Mr_Psych0> haha. yes and once it was the staple point for all that was culture driven.....no it's remains are a painfull reminder to what once was

Clodd> You are blind, cannot see what there is before we and you cannot RESPECT what the brotherhood protect so you stay out Kal if your health wanna stay well, you wanna have gids and if ya don't like it you can go somewhee else what are you some kind of a poofter?

Mr_Psych0> bwahaha

Mr_Psych0> nigger...

Clodd> Mercy mecry mercy me, my life is a cage but on stay I'm free.

Clodd> Work ya boody work work the body, slow down girl ya bout to hurt somebody.

Clodd> BOOM

Clodd> SHAKE

Clodd> SHAKE

Clodd> SHAKE

Mr_Psych0> hehe

Clodd> TEH ROOM

Clodd> BOOM

Clodd> SHAKE

Clodd> SHAKE

Clodd> SHAKE

imRUSSELL> anyone go to the coonumity fair?

Clodd> THH ROOM

Nellie> lol

Clodd> HAHAHA COON!

Clodd> TICK

Clodd> TICK

Clodd> TICK

Clodd> TICK

Clodd> BOOM

imRUSSELL> tick tick tick tick boong

Suparmono> you haterz, watch as we get famous, Supar grabs his gat and sticks it up Russel's anus/no weak flow, clodd spin me mo', then we can break it down with Mr_Psych0/ rappin in kali, watch as we rise, Supar comin strong watch teej despise THIS STYLE, mercy? clodd dont give it, shakin flooding kali while imrussel gets wit it, aint no dissin this freestyle flow, watch for the boom oh here it goes YO!

Suparmono> errrrrr russell?

Mr_Psych0> wooooh!!

Clodd> YEAH!

imRUSSELL> ill suck ur dick

alch3my> oooooi is pizza slut still open?

alch3my> imf uckin hungr

Clodd> DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE HAY STREET IS?

imRUSSELL> i do

Clodd> YEah...

alch3my> Clodd: yeah

Nellie> yup

Clodd> That's where Suparmono live...

Nellie> lol

Suparmono> yup

Clodd> No.

Clodd> I'm serious.

Suparmono> nice street

imRUSSELL> there all fat and ugly buket hole sloppy sluts

Clodd> Like yo mumma

Clodd> :)

imRUSSELL> ohhhhh... the mumma jokes..

imRUSSELL> there so the 70s

Clodd> imRUSSELL: But seriously...what do you mean?

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Clodd> imRUSSELL: Yes....internet mumma jokes ARE the 70's...

Mr_Psych0> imRUSSELL: well you are living about 30 years behind us so they should fit you well

imRUSSELL> :)

Mr_Psych0> :)

imRUSSELL> ur old

Clodd> :)

imRUSSELL> like ur mumma

Mr_Psych0> ooh our names are the same length

Mr_Psych0> heh

Suparmono> isn't it cool?

Clodd> ohhhhh....how sensual...

alch3my> IS PIZZA SLUT OPEN?

Clodd> WHAT IS WRONG WITH HAY STREET?

* Suparmono KILLS alch3my

Clodd> alch3my: Yes.

*** Clodd was kicked by Z ((alch3my) stfu melboring boi)

alch3my> kthx is it superhomo

Suparmono> what?

Suparmono> let him back

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alch3my> i didnt ban him

alch3my> he can come back anytime

Clodd> What the Devil?

alch3my> IS PIZZA SLUT OPEN?

Clodd> Why was I kicked?

Nellie> ring em

alch3my> whats the number?

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alch3my> heh

Mr_Psych0> Clodd: coz you are from melbourne

alch3my> im outta piss

Clodd> stfu melboring boi?

Mr_Psych0> Clodd: fag

Nellie> u'll soon find out

Mr_Psych0> stuff you melbourne boy

Clodd> Mr_Psych0: YEAH? Well...you live in...um....ADELAIDE!

*** Mr_Psych0 was kicked by Z ((alch3my) moron)

Clodd> BWAHAHAHA

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Mr_Psych0> well that's slightly insulting

Clodd> BWAHAHAHA

Mr_Psych0> i was having a lovely chat

alch3my> no you wernt

alch3my> you were tryin to bag out your own

Clodd> Would you like a cup of tea?

Clodd> BEFORE I KICK YOUR ARSEEEEEEEE?

Mr_Psych0> alch3my: i was trying to help you since you have no defence

Clodd> Mr_Psych0?

* Mr_Psych0 pats alch3my's head

Mr_Psych0> Clodd is a mean talker

alch3my> no

alch3my> dont

Clodd> Mr_Psych0: Will you breast feed me please?

Mr_Psych0> but by no means a shady walker

Clodd> Mr_Psych0: HAHAHA

Suparmono> alchemy is a dick. and he knows it. If he kicks me he acknowleges it to all, and will forever be labelled a dick. With no dick.

Mr_Psych0> hehehe

Clodd> yes

Mr_Psych0> Suparmono: but he has to represent

* Suparmono kicks alch3my in his ugly dickhead

Mr_Psych0> i'm gonna go now fellas

Suparmono> NO!

Suparmono> its only 2:00am

Suparmono> what sort of ircer are you?

Mr_Psych0> i know but all connections must come to an end

* Suparmono faints

Suparmono> shit

Suparmono> shit

Suparmono> shit

Suparmono> shit

Suparmono> shit

Suparmono> sit

Suparmono> sit?

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Clodd> SuparmonoA: YWAH! WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DID YOU GO TOO?

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Suparmono> hi tash

tash> hii

Clodd> TASH!

tash> hi

tash> whoose u? [for more info on tash, see the tash logs. she's stupid <- Supar]

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Clodd> I'm Gansta Rappin Clodd Mo-dee speaking to you with RESPECT.

Suparmono> lol

tash> ?

* Suparmono looks at tash - do what the man says

tash> so hiz iz u

Clodd> DIRECTLY

tash> ?

Clodd> Tash.....now....think before you speak....think...

tash> mh u dinf i had 2 mucn 2 dink

Clodd> Ummm......just sound out the words.....

tash> suparmono

tash> who iz u

tash> iz u james mcavity

Clodd> Tell her Jimmy

tash> told ya told ya

Suparmono> I'm Jimmy tash

* Suparmono tips his cowboy hat

Clodd> HAHAHAHA

Clodd> Shut up Mcavity....hehe

tash> yayayayaya

tash> JAMES

tash> my fwend

tash> i fuken feel sick

Clodd> Jimmy....tell her how you feel about her....

Clodd> I think it's time...

Suparmono> tash: you drank too much babe, and i reckon nows a good time to tell you how i feel about you

Gav^ZZzZz> lol

Gav^ZZzZz> good call

Gav^ZZzZz> :)

Clodd> And tell her what you'd do to her if she was here with you now?

tash> whoose fellin wot wit da wot now

Clodd> ...

tash> oadfs;

Clodd> GAV RULES!

Clodd> tash: Jimmy is in love with you. He has been since the day you met.

Clodd> I'm sorry jimmy....I HAD to tell her...so that you'd both be happy...

tash> bwhahahaha

tash> no t monobrow buy

tash> guy

Clodd> It's true.

tash> :)

Suparmono> tash: you must listen, this is important. I feel you belong here, with me. And that you belong to me, for me to do whatever i like to, whenever i want. I know you love me

tash> lalalala

tash> belong where

Suparmono> in kalgoorlie of course

Suparmono> Hay St

tash> ?

tash> who am i ma tlakin 2

Clodd> JIMMY

tash> jimmy???

tash> the one that had his half of a b-day

Clodd> mcavity

Clodd> \YES!

tash> ohhhh

tash> i know

Clodd> your friend and soon to be lover, James.

Suparmono> I'm JIMMY, tash, god i know you're drunk, but please treat me like a human

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Suparmono> HAY ST is a metaphore for my love for you, tash

tash> ewww theres u hairy chick there'

tash> butcrak

tash> I AM NOT DRUNK

Clodd> Calm down Tash....Jimmy loves you....he wants to make your pain go away....

tash> hehehe'

tash> i no how!!!

tash> lol

tash> nah

Clodd> Suparmono: Go on....sing that song that was playing the dat you met....

tash> james did u got 2 da farin

tash> far even

Gav^ZZzZz> Suparmono : u romant

* Suparmono grabs tash by the hair, breaks her nose on the table and rapes her repeatedly

Clodd> Awwwww.....

tash> ?

Clodd> I wish I was in love like that.

tash> so did u got 2 da fair

tash> well the jokes on u coz i got aids

tash> :)

Clodd> yeah

Clodd> funny

Suparmono> tash: yes i did go to the fair you poor sad inbred

Clodd> tash

Suparmono> you've got aids...and the jokes on ME?

Clodd> awwwwww

tash> well goot on u

tash> yeah coz u got it now

tash> :)

Clodd> tash: Are you of asain or western austrailian origien?

tash> i'll just get surgery

Clodd> BWAHHAHA

tash> hmmm

Clodd> Surgery to remove aids!

Suparmono> SURGERY LOL!

tash> brb

Suparmono> what are they going to do? cut YOU out?

Gav^ZZzZz> what are u gonna remove? ur muff?

Gav^ZZzZz> LOL

Clodd> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? BACK TO YOUR PADDED ROOM?

Clodd> (I think the surgery is for the second part of her labobtomy....)

tash> is dat 2 do wit ure ass

tash> i am baack

Clodd> No tash...you've always had a but that won't quit...

tash> oi u jknow wot

tash> we almost goet raped by a buch of coons

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tash> i just pissed myself lafin coz we poked dem adn stuff

tash> whose clod

Gav^ZZzZz> he is a legend

Gav^ZZzZz> how could u not kno clodd?

tash> coz i dont

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tash> how out that

Clodd> What'd I miss...

Gav^ZZzZz> how long have u been lokd up for tash

tash> lol

Gav^ZZzZz> !

Clodd> BWHAAHAHHA

tash> thats wasz funi

tash> loked up where

tash> oh and there wazthid guy and he had a fuken big nos

tash> fuken ugly if u as me

Clodd> tash: Are you 'down' with the 'syndrome', tash?

tash> nsh i am rich as rich can can fucken b

Clodd> was your mother the tv whether girl and your father the village idiot?

tash> wjhose iz clod

tash> yeah thats my faminly

Clodd> laugh

tash> :)

tash> clod who iz u

Clodd> TASH, I AM YOUR FATHER

tash> oi cwis where ug o

tash> o

tash> to

tash> go

tash> clod who areu

tash> u

Clodd> I am you....from 50 years in the future...

Clodd> To tell you this:

tash> huh wait i am confuseled

tash> wait

tash> so who iz "it"

Clodd> Tomorrow, you will try to talk to your parents....don't they are no longer your parents rather they are robots from the planet Zargon. From now on your allies will be the forrest folk and livestock who will be your only friends. If they don't talk back don't let that stop you...just keep chatting away...

tash> whoa

tash> thats really lon

tash> g

tash> can u shorten in down 2 m3

tash> e

Clodd> And important....

Clodd> tash: your parents are evil robots.

Clodd> tash: Don't talk to them

tash> fuck

tash> they were ral nice 2

* Suparmono nods

Clodd> tash: They may try to tell you that they are NOT robots

Clodd> tash: They are lying.

Clodd> tash: From not on animals are your only friends.

tash> anicmals hey

tash> lol

Clodd> tash: Talk to them and tell them your secrets.

Clodd> tash: For they will save your sould from Zornak....the hell grogan from outta space.

tash> well thizone time at bandacmp........

Clodd> tash: SOMEBODY STUCK A FLUTE IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED YOUR BRAIN???

tash> hehehe

tash> howd u no

tash> :)

tash> ZOLTAN!!!!

Suparmono> lol

tash> heheht hats a funi movie

Clodd> YOUR LIFE IS NOT A MOVIE TASH.....

Clodd> WAKE UP.....

Clodd> It's christmas day....

tash> and how do u know lil missy

tash> OH HAPPY DAY!!

Clodd> go wake your parents up for your prestents...

tash> LALALALA

tash> NAH THEYLL NAB A PHSCO

Clodd> A phsco?

tash> TEHYL GET THAT ROLLING PIN OUT

tash> SMOCK ME ONDA BUM

Clodd> And what, pray tell, is a 'phsco'?

tash> WEN U HAVE A DREAM AND ITS LIKE WOAH I JUST HAD A DREAM AND STUFF LIKT AHT TEN

tash> THAT

Clodd> Yes Tash......go back to sleep Tash.....

tash> hmm i think i will

Clodd> and forget that you ever embarrased yourself in front of the people who love you the mose...

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Session Close: Sun Mar 17 02:55:02 2002

Session Start: Sun Mar 17 02:55:17 2002

Session Ident: #kalgoorlie

*** Now talking in #kalgoorlie

Supar|gho> res

Clodd> Ahhh....yes....

Clodd> he has

Clodd> He was private messageing Supar|gho.

Clodd> who is the same person as Suparmono

Clodd> sUpar?

tash> hes gay isnt he

Clodd> Can you help this lady out?

Clodd> tash: Are you?

Supar|gho> KALGOORLIE: i have just had a long, UNEXCITING pm convo with tash. i am not advertising this as fantastic stuff, but if anyone wishes to view it, come to #tash

tash> unexitin! unexiting

tash> !

Clodd> tash: Do you sniff alot of glue?

tash> umm doz clag count

tash> it tasts nice actually

Clodd> Paint?

tash> u goota try it sumtine

Clodd> Do you bathe it your own urine?

tash> umm sutimes depwnds if it cold

tash> :)

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Session Close: Sun Mar 17 03:01:45 2002

NB: At this point I decided that my connection was just humouring me by letting me connect again, so I went to bed.

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