• The normal laws don't apply.
• In space loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
• In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
• The larger a mechanical device, the faster it moves.Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
• Time is not a constant.Time stops for the hero whenever he does something cool or impressive. (i.e: Sailormoon. How the**** can they transform that fast!?)Time slows down when friends and loved ones are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
• Scenes involving exteem amounts of action are depicted with either still frames of black screens with a slash of bright colour.
• Scenes only happen once, for instance, a "good guy" kicks a "bad guy" in the face, are seen at least three times from three different angles.
• Everything explodes.Everything.
• Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
• destructive potential of any object/organizim is inversly proportional to its mass.
• No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition.
• Anything that explodes bulges first.
• Large cities are the most explosive substances know to human science.Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,sometimes reffered to as "The Matchstick City".
• There is always energy build up before a Mecha or space craft weapons fire.Because of the explosive qualties of weapins, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.
• Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly.
• The more bad guys there are the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
• The human body contains over12 gallons of blood, sometimes even more.
• Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least 3 eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown.
• People never nitice the little things.....like missing body parts, or wound the size of Seattle.
• Children are smarter then adults.And almost twice as annoying.
• Huge galaxy wide armadas,entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, blood thirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a loving/caring emotion or song.
• Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
• *ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, it is automaticaly areodynamic.
• The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators.
• The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editor and the censors.
• The size of a persons mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
• Any hair colour in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair colour. This hair can change without warning or explanation.
• The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used GREAT accuracy on any male who DESERVES it.