You glue a blue bead to your chest and walk around town trying to sense
Aragami.
You have to stop every few minutes to make sure none of the trees in your
yard are moving.
You no longer wear anything but black shirts, black pants and red trench
coats
You find yourself hissing, "Kushinada..." for no particular
reason.
Your excuse for flunking a math test: "Well, there was this giant
centipede..."
You can't understand why the bow in the end of your hair keeps falling
out.
You wear your TAC jacket everywhere
You wear a pink jumpsuit and carry a bazooka everywhere.
You decide that too-perfect student in your class must be planning to
destroy the world
You find all your classmates staring at you and realize you've been
chanting, "Omake!"
You dream about Momiji chasing Kusanagi with a weed whacker.
The aforementioned dream is no longer as satisfying, so you upgrade to a
rototiller.
You begin stockpiling herbicides...just in case.
Your tennis strategy begins with unnerving your opponent by laughing
evilly and announcing, "I have eight mitamas! You don't stand a
chance against me, 'imperfect soul!" Of course, this only
succeeds in convincing them that you're - insane...
Nothing can convince you to take the subway
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Amanda Dale
