Are you a Moonie? Do you just think you're a moonie? Find out with this AMAZINGLY ACCURATE quiz!

Note: Though it probably seems exactly like I'm trying to make fun of Moonies with this quiz, I'm not. Really.

1. Do you think you're a Moonie?
   no
   a little bit
   YES! Yes yes yes yes yes!
   
2. Would I think you were a Moonie?
   no
   How should I know stupid?
   probably
   If you thought anything ELSE I wouldn't stand for it!
   
   
3. What does Sailor Moon represent to you?
   a TV show
   a sweet love affair
   a cheap paperback
   a brand spanking new car
   a dear friend
   
   
4. Do you wear you hair in "meatballs?"
   no
   sometimes
   ALWAYS!
   Yeah, and who cares that I'm a guy?
   
5. One of these will become your new nickname. What will it be?
   dork-boy
   bunny-brain
   moon-rabbit-tooth
   obsession-kid
   salad
   
   
6. Are you a moon princess?
   um, no...
   don't speak to royalty that way!
   watch the butt...
   
   
7. Who's your hero?
   Serena
   Elvis Presley
   Zoicite
   Miewth!
   
8. What's your favourite school subject?
   math
   Sex-ED
   astronomy
   watching TV
   
   
9. Do you write Sailor Moon fanfiction or draw fanart?
   no
   sometimes
   alot
   only porno
   I pay people to draw/write it for me.
   
10. What's your favourite insect or spider?
    black widow
    gypsy moth
    luna moth
    firefly (aka "Hotaru")
    cockroach
    
    
11. If you could walk around speaking Japanese and have little words hovering around translating your speech into English, would you?
    no
    yes
    I already do
    
12. Do you dream about Sailor Moon?
    no
    I have once or twice
    I dream about the scouts being naked!
    They haunt my days and chill my dreaming nights...
    
    
13. Where do you wish you were right now?
    at my friend's house
    anywhere but at this stupid site
    on the moooooon...
    in bed with Serena
    in bed with all the scouts
    drowning at the bottom of the ocean
    
    
14. Do you have any Sailor Moon or Sailor V manga?
    no
    yeah
    TONS!
    All I have is Sailor manga!
    Can anyone spare ten bucks?
    
    

15. Would you sell your soul to Satan if it meant you'd suddenly have every piece of Sailor Moon merchandise in existence (yes, including all the manga in English and Japanese, all the episodes, etc).
    No, my soul's worth more than that!
    Yeah, who wouldn't?
    I'd sell my soul to Naoko Tekeuchi, but I don't know about the devil...
    Heh, I'd sell it for six nails and a talking rat!
    
16. Would you get a Sailor Moon tattoo?
    NO!
    YES!
    Only if it was free.
    Yeah, on my BUTT!
    Yeah, on my [unmentionable]!
    
    
17. Do you do drugs?
    no
    Yeah, all the time man!
    It's called "Moon Prism Powder."
    Only the ones that, like, "aren't bad."
    occasionally
    
    
18. Have you ever been arrested?
    no
    no comment
    Yeah, for indecent exposure!
    many times
    Well, I tried to steal some stuff from the comic store...
    
    
19. When strangers look at you, what are they probably thinking about?
    fear
    Sailor Moon
    coffee
    Shirley Temple / Satan
    sex
    glue
    
    
20. Who is your favourite historical character?
    Hitler
    Conan the Barbarian
    Genghis Khan
    Attila the Hun
    
    
21. What did you last read?
    a Sailor Moon manga
    What's Going on Down There?
    a Sailor Moon fanfic
    an STDs pamphlet
    another phony Necronomicon
    a twist tie package
    
    

* Based on an unbiased survey including all of Miewth's clients which came to her before July 6^th 2001.