Boy, having all-night DBZ fests with friends can always bring out the best in people. Sadly, this is the only thing it brought out in me.
Observed, Learned, and Written by Hiroko
From Goku:
food always tastes better if eaten in large quantities
don’t fall off snake way
take the sports soda instead of the beer; it tastes better and it’s good for you!
never let go of your brother’s tail when in a fight
don’t worry if you’re on a planet about to explode in 5 minutes, it will take at least 2
weeks
don’t tell another Saiyan your name is Goku. he won’t care and will continue to call
you Kakorott
From Krillin:
try not to get knocked out in a fight after only one hit
watch your friends get the poop beaten out of them
try to act tougher by lowering your voice when Goku comes to Namek (remember
how they changed the voices?)
spend more time with your best friend’s son than with your best friend
shave your head
From Gohan:
learn to sing in Japanese
don’t ask Mr.Piccolo to come to your birthday party
don’t look at the moon (or anything that looks like the moon) unless you enjoy ripping
up your clothes and walking around naked in front of all sorts of people
don’t let your mom dress you
hair gel is not a toy; do not mix it with super glue and stick it on your head
From Bulma:
don’t talk to frogs
if you can’t remember your name, get a shirt to help you out (from Dragonball)
don’t flirt with the enemy (Zarbon)
From Tien:
learn some jokes
get some shirts
From Yamcha:
buy a comb
laugh at King Kai
From Chazou:
don’t overdo the white powder
be careful with the red blush
drink your milk
helium is not good for you; it can have permanent side effects
Ya. Wasn't that funny? I think so. If you want your own witty observations here, email me. It will be fun. Even if you only have one. I'll even give you a present.
Note: Hiroko is poor, a cronic liar, and will not give you a present. Sorry for any inconvinence.
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