So You Want To Be An Odango Atama (Meatball Head)

Written by Sailor Eclipse

Step 1: The Hair:

• Odangos (Meatballs)

*Note: This works on my hair but I don't guarantee it.....

A. Things needed:

• 4 ponytail holders
• a hairbrush
• blonde hair color if your hair isn't blonde
• 2 ribbons or bows
• at least a foot-and-a-half of hair if you want it to look someone what decent, but you really need alot more than that...
• alot of patience.

B. If you don't have blonde hair go ahead and color your hair, but follow the directions on the box. I don't know how to do it.

1.) First brush out all your hair, no tangles! Then divide your hair in half evenly, making sure the part is straight. Make sure there is still no tangles.

2.) Put your hair up in pigtails. Then brush your hair again. NO TANGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.) Take one of you pigtails and twist it toward the middle of your head.

4.) Then with one hand, place thumb and index finger underneath twisted pigtail.

5.) With other hand, pull pigtail up, behind and around over the hair tie.

6.) Using thumb and index finger, grab hold of twisted pigtail pull hair through into a knot.

7.) With one hand tighten knot while other hand guides hair around, creating rounded odango shape.

8.) Place a ponytail over odango, keeping the knot from coming out.

9.) Repeat process with other pigtail, twisting in opposite direction from the first; this way both meatballs are symmetrical.

10.) Tie bows and ribbons in your hair make it appear to be very long.

AN: I have to crdit this section about the hair to: http://www.iwaynet.net/~sos/odango/odango.html because that's where I learned how to do it from. If you didn't understand my way, go there. They have pictures and everything!

Step 2: The Mind Set:

Always be cheerful even in bad situations and look on the bright side of things. Have fun in life. Try to be nice to everybody even people that call you 'Odango Atama' or 'Meatball Head'And act mad when they do call you that even though you really like it!!! (Especially if they have black hair and gorgeous blue eyes.)

Step 3: The Eyes:

If you don't have blue eyes, go buy some blue contacts and use them, remember to let your emotions show through your eyes.

Step 4: The Diet:

Okay, basically, eat everything that is sweet, and don't gain a pound, but remember ice cream is your fav, so eat that at least twice a day, being sure to get it on the tip of your nose.

Step 5: Being a superhero:

First go buy a black cat and get a golden cresent moon tattooed on it's forhead. Then name it Luna and teach it to talk. After doing this get the cat to make: a brooch, a lunapen, and a cresentmoon wand. Pretty simple, huh? Then you go defeat a youma, but be sure to act really klutzy and scared, because you want the man of your dreams to throw a rose at you and save you. And then act like you did it all and weren't even scared that you'd miss when you threw your frisbee.

Step 6: Finding your soulmate:

This is probably the easist step in the entire process. Just fail a math test, wad it up, and toss it over your head, then walk away in expectation of being insulted by your future husband and the future King of Earth. *Works everytime...*

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