• First, title your story. I know that sounds obvious, but it is easy to forget to title your story, and a title adds dignity to a story.
• Second, rate your story. G for completely innocent stories, without any swearing, violence or sexual scenes. PG is for mild swearing and violence. PG 13 is for large amounts of swearing, violence or both, and the suggestion of sex/sexual scenes. R is for swearing, violence and sex in abundance (but be careful with the sex scenes, too much and I may judge it inappropriate for the web.) X is downright bad and I won't allow it.
• Third, (yes, this is a silly request as well) choose a name for yourself. It may be your real name, or a pen name--I don't care. This is the name all your stories will be credited to.
• After that, divide your stories into chapters, each about two pages in length. I know that sounds short, but web pages seem much longer when reading, and you don't want the reader to get bored, and click away.
• Next, write me a short email describing your story briefly and the title of your creation, and the rating. Attach the first chapter to the email and send it to me.
• Attach and send the following chapters in separate emails-- too much data in one email makes my computer cough and hotmail swoop down on me.
• Lastly, click on over to Fanfics, and see your story!

• Please, not too much skin showing in the pictures! Make sure the people aren't downright naked, okay?
• Choose a name for yourself, real, pen name, whatever. All your pictures will be credited to this name.
• Now you have two choices; if you have access to a scanner, scan the picture and email it to me. If not, email me, and tell me you need me to scan a picture. You will receive my address. Stick the picture in an envelope and mail it to me via good ole snail mail. I will scan it, post the picture in Fanart, and return the picture to you via the snail mail.

• Write it, rate it and email it to me.
• That's all.

Oh dear. It seems inevitable that I write a small amount of text on why you might want to email me; so here goes... Got any questions concerning submitting stories/pictures/anything-else-of-interest, then email me. Get it? Got it? Good.