The Colleger's re-write of the Ten Commandments
Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold!
Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and
written in a large font.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm food.
Paul's Letter to the Romans becomes Paul's email To:
abuse@romans.gov
Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not
Armageddon.
Out go the mules; In come the mountain bikes.
Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They
didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
Tower of Babel blamed for foreign language requirement.
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due
and then pulled an all-nighter
