*I find Piccolo out in the middle of nowhere training*
ME: Uh, excuse me Mr. Piccolo! Can I have a few minutes of your time?
PICCOLO: Nope.
ME: Aw c'mon please! It'll only take a second! Then you can go right back to training!
PICCOLO: No, get lost.
ME: I'll get Gohan to chase you around singing Piccolo-san Daisuki until you say yes.
PICCOLO: You wouldn't...
ME: I would.
PICCOLO: *smirking* I'd kill you.
ME: *sigh* I know.
PICCOLO: Why do you want to ask me questions?
ME: Oh just for my dumb website. We've already got an interview with Bob so I thought I should get one with you too.
PICCOLO: Bob? I don't know anybody named Bob.
ME: Yeah but your up against him in a stupid poll for the Sexiest Man Alive. He's winning too.
PICCOLO: WHAT????
ME: Yeah I know. You should win.
PICCOLO: I don't care about that! Who the hell entered me?
ME: *looking nervous* Uh, I did.
PICCOLO: What in the hell for?
ME: I don't know! I just think your better looking than some tomato.
PICCOLO: I'm getting beaten by a tomato??? You never said it was a tomato!
ME: Oh, well he is. He's on a cartoon that teaches kids about being good, and the bible and stuff.
PICCOLO: Oh dear lord...
ME: Hey watch what you say Piccolo! You don't want to say anything controversial!
PICCOLO: Will doing this interview help me?
ME: I don't know, maybe.
PICCOLO: Fine, let's get it over with then. Not that I care about some poll.
ME: Okay then! How do you feel about Bob?
PICCOLO: I'd like to turn him into ketchup. Gohan likes ketchup, I could give it to him and tell him who it was afterwards.
ME: Ewwww! Do you think you can win?
PICCOLO: Of course I can! He's a *censored* tomato!
ME: Your a Namek, and watch the language.
PICCOLO: Big deal. At least I'm humanoid! Hey what's his power level?
ME: I don't know, probably like -1,000,000. You can't fight him Piccolo, he'd be dead in two seconds flat.
PICCOLO: *grinning* That's the point.
ME: Yeah but that's bad sportsmanship. You don't want to get a bad rep do you?
PICCOLO: I guess not...
ME: Look just let me handle this. I'll take care of everything.
PICCOLO: Somehow that's not very reassuring.
ME: Humph, thank a lot! You'll see though! I'll make sure ya win!
PICCOLO: Whatever. *goes back to training*
