Learn to swear in Norwegian, DIN JÆVLA DRITTSEKK
Continuing on to some more words that'll make people want to beat the shit outta you on the streets of Oslo...oh wait, I forgot, the people here haven't hurt anyone in 900 years! Hehe, these crazy scamps the Norwegians!
Helvete
- Literally means Hell...hmmm, that's how it's used also!
- Prounouced hell-vet-uh
- EX: Hva i helvete? (vah ee hellvetuh) = What the hell?
- EX: Dra til helvete! (draw till hellvetuh) = Go to hell! OR Fuck off!
Dritt
- Literally means Shit...but can also be used as a strengthening adjective, like Damn
- Pronouced dreet
- EX : Det er dritt kort! (day are dreet koort) = That is really damn short! (please don't ask where I heard this)
- EX: Drittsekk! (dreet-seck) = Asshole (literally Shitbag)
Fitte
- Literally means CUNT!!!...HAHAHAHA!
- Prounounced feet-uh
- EX: Jeg må ha litt fitte! (yai mo hah leet feetuh) = I gotta get me some pussy!
- EX: Det er fitte kaldt! (Day are feetuh kahlt) = It's cold as a cunt! (I know, it makes no sense, but they use it anway)
- Fuck, I can't stop swearing! God help me!