-----There were some guys that TAG body spray just couldn't help; no females became attracted to them with its use. So they made a beverage that advertised how it was the extra-strength that those unfortunate men needed so they could end their female troubles.

-----Jimmy was one of the many suckers that bought their new product, and he didn't even bother going home from the store before starting on his six pack of TAG thirst quencher. Before he got buzzed, he realized that the drinks were turning him into a female since he couldn't attract any. But that's not how he wanted a female!

-----He was upset and felt sorry for himself, thinking of the depression that he had gone through before purchasing the drinks. And now he had more to be depressed about! Not only because of that, but also because he had failed to read the package; for on the package it said exactly what the beverages did. How many other men would drink them without reading the package? And what man that becomes a woman will warn the other men about it? He doubted that anyone would want them to escape the same fate that they had.

-----It wasn't long until she felt drunk, having drank three cans (which now went resided in a smaller body). And in his drunkeness, he decided to drink the rest of the six pack, seeing as it couldn't do anything more to him. He was wrong about that, but when he found himself with even more bountiful female attributes, he was too drunk to do more than laugh about it and say how he'd wake up the next day to find out that it had all been some crazy dream.

-----And was it a dream? I mean, really... TAG thirst quencher? Who comes up with these things? Must be some crazy player of words.