-----At a magic school in a dimension far, far away...

-----A final exam was taking place, one that ultimately determined whether or not a student succeeded to the next level of education or not. The students were paired and had to work together to pass dozens of tests, one per room. One pair of guys in particular, Jeremiah and Tod, made the worst combination because, while one was a fruity homosexual, the other was an uncouth pervert (respectively).

-----And when they walked into a room with a mirror trap (one that changed one's form to reflect the most prevalent aspects of their personality), Jeremiah became a girl because his behavior was widely accepted as feminine; Tod, on the other hand, became a humanoid pig. And why a humanoid pig? Well, as soon as he had set his eyes on his partner, he whistled his appreciation but afterward had said that he would want a piece of her rear if it weren't for knowing who he really was.

-----That's why Jeremiah was currently introducing Tod to a woman's fury, reminding him that he and, by extension, any other girl wouldn't want him if he were the last man on the planet.

-----Unfortunately their behavior cost them a passing mark for that test.