I had thought that I had been doing my girlfriend a favor, by taking her place at the daycare center while she visited her sick mother.

    "Oh, don't worry." She had told me. "They're little angels once they get to know you, and they know me pretty well."

    Yeah. Right.

    "Come back here you little brats!" I yelled for the umpteenth time this morning.

    Oh, she is so going to owe me.