Humphrey got quite a shock after his supposed plastic surgery.

    "What did you do!?" He demanded of the underground surgeon who, of course, hadn't a license to practice.

    "Well, you kept emphasizing how your nose should be as aquiline as humanly possible." Was the surgeon's casual reply. "You put a lot of pressure on me, challenged my skill, and so I delivered. Not only are you a bird, but I made you young and sexy enough to be a bird of prey. How much more aquiline can you get?"

    Dumbfounded by the surgeon's answer, and still shocked by the results of the surgery, Humphrey could do no more than return his attention to the hand mirror and absorb his new appearance.