Ok, since I am a Namek, I have been rather offended by some things people have said to me. I'm here to clarify some of those problems and...er...curiosities that a lot of people have about my race. I will explain as best as I can, so here goes!

The Truths

• Yes, ALL Namekians fight at some point in time. Even the healers.

• Yes, Namekians can and normally do live to be over 1,000 years old.

• Yes, we created the Dragonballs and are the only race that can.

• Guru (All hail) was not the first Namek. There were windstorms on Namek years ago that wiped out most of the Namek race. Guru is either one of the survivors, or a decendant or the original Namekains.

The Myths

• No! Namekians do NOT drink only water! We are perfectly capable of digesting solid foods! We just choose not to eat because we have great respect for plants! And we ain't tree-huggin' hippis either so stop asking me that!

The Scary

Okay, well now, uh...It is a highly debated issue if Namekians actually have a specified gender. I personally believe they do not, and I am pretty sure this is correct.