10. Your have a receding hairline.

9. The term "honor" means nothing to you.

8. You can eat mass quantities of food no matter how it tastes, what it looks like, or how it smells.

7. You have the I.Q. of a fish (or lower) Unless you're lucky then you may move up to cow.

6. While changing in the locker rooms for gym class people are always asking you why you have a monkey tail.

5. You don't mind dying all the time.

4. Youre hair always looks like you've licked a light socket.

3. You have a slight growth-spurt when ever you look at the full moon.

2. Phrases such as "I'm full" do not exsist in your vocabulary.

1. Namekians are always banging down ya door!