Stuff We'd Love to Hear Piccolo Say
Some insults and smart comments I would kill to hear Piccolo say. If you have one E-mail it, everyone has things
Piccolo would never say, but this puts a new twist on things and we can have alot of fun with it.
"Man Krillin, your bald head shines like the Namekian sun!"
"I could be a physics genius.... if I cared."
"Really, my favorite pastime is messing with your head, Goku."
(To Frezza) "Does the Ginyu force always act like that or do they just have
worms?"
"Gee, it's tooo bad you humans only live about 90 years, you know my race
commonly lives to be over a 1,000. Yep. It's a darn shame."
Dende watching and learning the basics of Earth TV:
"Bad acting and old movies go together like Saiayns and ignorance."
"What is it with Marvel super heros and spandex? I wonder if their Vegita's clothing designer..."
"Pokemon is more of an illness than a fad, and it's the worst kind. NOT
EVEN I CAN HELP THE VICTIMS!"
"Am I the only one to wonder about the name X-men?"
Dende's definition of a human teenager:
Strange
Piccolo's definition of a human teenager:
Hormone crazed teen-boppity hyperactive spastic little boingers
Dende's definition of a human adult:
Usually very tall and often dependant on a chemical called coffee. Just why
they are addicted to this is still mystery to me.
Piccolo's definition of a human adult:
The ones that scream the loudest when you blow up their homes.
"Oh my God we're all gonna DIE!"
