|-Where's my nose?
-Man I wish I could say something besides "Man, this is nuts".
|-Gohan, go study!
-I'm tired of saving the world.
- Radditz, you're back! Let's call the others and start doing some planet-sellin'!
- Will someone drop me on my head again? I'm sick of being good.
|-These pink pants bring out the color in my eyes.
-Oh, I give up. Trunks you beat up Cell, he is to powerful for me.
-I love you Bulma!!!
- Come on Nappa, forget about the Dragon balls, I want to get in my warm little capsule and sleep.
|-Ok, Cell absorb Android #18.
-Android #18 you are my best friend.
- I'm looking forward to beating up my father.
-What do you think of my new haircut??
|-Let's see...Blink,Blink,...ARGH!!! I can't seem to make the third one blink.
-Oh, quit your bitchin Chao su, you have already been wished back once.
|-Goku this is no times for jokes.
- All my life I've been making funny jokes, or what I think to be funny, but what everyone else is laughing at isn't my jokes, they laugh because I look like a half pig, half catfish, with antenna's and a high pitched voice.
|-Study, study, I love to study.
-I hate you Piccolo.
|-I hate you Trunks.
In GT- I don't want to date anymore.
|-I hate you Gohan.
-Has anybody seen my arm. It's green, you can't miss it.
- GOHAAAAAAAAAN wish yamcha and tien back to the next dimension now!!!
-I really want to kill you Gohan.
|-I hate women.
- Oh shoot! I've forgotten my name again. Hang on guys, I gotta go look at my house.
-Puar this isn't your private litter box.
|-Who am I kidding I'm not perfect.
-Man, I suck.
-I hate being powerful.
|-My poses suck.
-Of all the people I've been in. I liked taking a shower in Bulma's body the best.
|-Gohan, forget studying you have to go save the world.
- Well Gohan, I'm off to my anger management class.
|-Either draw me a decent body and give me a real name, or I'm outta here.
-Did I mention my voice is ridiculous.
|-I like it when my Dad beats me.
-I hate you Goten.
- Goten, things look really bad here... it seems the only thing you CAN do is complain.
|-Krillen, where is you nose?
-I hate you 17, I'm glad you were absorbed by Cell.
|-Ok. Vegeta do whatever YOU want!
-I hate you Goku. You suck!
|Mr. Satan- I'm the world's greatest wuss.|