The Ocarina Movement
I am obsessed with ONE thing from Zelda 64: when Link is ABOUT to play the ocarina, he closes his eyes and slowly rocks from side to side..it is so WEIRD and totally cute! I love it! My brother accidently presses the button sometimes to make him do it, then presses the B button to make Link stop. I am so fixated on this action of Link that I made a webpage about it! I am a sad individual, and my brother thinks me deranged (as you probably do as of now). Even I do not understand why I love this little motion, but I just DO! If you press the button during gameplay that makes Link put the ocarina to his mouth, and just LEAVE it there, he will rock from side to side FOREVER! My brother left it there for almost an entire hour, and Link, stupidly, just stands there, mouth to the ocarina, rocking back and forth, back and forth...It is so strange yet totally captivating! All hail the Ocarina Movement! Everyone should recognize this wonderful yet utterly absurd motion that Link has, and just watch him do it for at least five minutes. Then you might think our dear Hylian, or rather, elf-boy (in my opinion; there are people who would rant and rant about why he is NOT an elf, which has no point)is rather stupid, or just somewhat more dumb than you imagined. I love the cuteness of this; and yet I hate it! I am incredibly confused, as is evident..ahhh..but oh well. I love the Ocarina Movement. It is the BEST! I love Link obsessively now, all due to that little rocking motion he does...so kawaii. ZELDA does it ALSO in the game, but the Ocarina Movement has no meaning when SHE does it. So die, ZELDA! It might be your freaking ocarina but you cant shake it like Link-sama can! Bwa ha ha ha! I feel strangely like Ganondorf now. Frightening...
*My Pictures of the Kawaii Ocarina Movement!* Caution, some of these pics are very crappily scanned, and most are just junky pics ANYWAY! Like I give a crud! Liiiinnnnnkkk! Aishiteru!!!!
I cant stop STARING at Link (even though this pic is Xtremely BLURRY)...*world explodes* Oh Link...
NON-OCARINA Pics of Link!
Now we have simple yet adorable pics that I have collected of Link. Some of the following pictures have been scanned from a particular WONDERFUL book from Versus Books called Zelda: Ocarina of Time Official Perfect Guide. It has many good pics of Link in it, plus I got 2 neat posters from it! More kawaii elf cuteness to add to my room, eh? I love elves..Anyway, here are some neato pics. Oh yes, other pics are ones I have taken pics of, drawn, etc. Link is the fairy boy of my dreams! -_-;; Hmmm. That does not sound very good..
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Minna: Thank Kami-sama...*sweatdrops*
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