"Ladies and genle man of the press .... i have an annoucement to make." all were quiet, as the attorney general janet reno, stood up to the microphones at the press conference. "ladies and gentleman, i... janet reno... am ugly.." So ugly infact, that my advisors recommend, baching my face in with a baseball bat. Then, duct tape my face, then wrap a plastic bag over my head, place me in a coffin that is pre-doused with gasoline, and then sent as far as possible to the core of the earth, where i will be sset a blaze, so is to simulate the all omni-eternal suffering and burning of hell's wrath. which is where someting of my uglines belongs...Also, native americans have just run amok and have taken over a small city in wyoming. apparently, the pipe-smoking tree hugging bastards, have used money from the indian colleges and indian casinos, to fund their hellborne post-modern apocalyptic war against modern world nationswhp use modern day medicines and technologies in their societies starting with the US. it is believed that the native american indian reservations were used as training campsfor there preparation in the invasions of small nearby towns and communities. questions?" "MS RENO!!! John Christ of ABC news, exactly how ugly are you?" "Lets see john, well... as i have mentioned earlier, ugly enough*********UNDERCONSTRUCTION*********"And I cast away these memories... and share them with no one... alone my memories will fade unto the abyss of my dreams"---stephen lytle
