The Race Against La Leche

Carrot:*carrot stops running looks north...smells the air,his ears shoot up*" A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! smell the loving fragrance of a lonely beutiful woman" *carrot starts running north(kicking a cloud of dust behind him)
Gateau: *Gateau watches carrot running north and looks towards chocolate and tira* "Uh oh...." *Large anime sweat drop*
Tira: Carrot you BAKA!!!!!
Chocolate: "DARLING WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE ONLY WOMAN FOR YOU!!!" *runs after Carrot and drags Tira* "DARLING YOU GET BACK HERE OR I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE REALLY MISERABLE!" *Chocolate yells alittle more.*
Tira: *is being draged after Carrot by Chocolate* Carrot YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWW!!!!!BECAREFUL SIS THERE ARE ROCKS ON THIS ROAD!!!!!!
Chocolate: *lets Tira go* "Oh sorry sis. Anyway, lets drag Carrot along the road for the fun....heehehehehe" *evil laughter*
Big Momma:Back in the palace, Big Momma keeps an eye on the hunters. "That Carrot....he must keep his duties infront of his personal life." *sighs*
Carrot: *carrot finally is outside of a small town* "ahhh the fresh sent of the beuty that is woman" *carrot knocks on the closest door* "excuse me sir but you would'nt by any chance have a beutiful daughter in their would you?
Tira:*sneaks into the house ahead of Carrot* Excuse me but there is a perverted woman chaser that wants to rape all the young girls in this town. Tell him that you have lots of pretty daughters, then when he comes inside I'll jump him and tie him up. *the guy opens the dorr and says "yes"* *tira poops out from behind the door, ties carrot up, and knocks him unconcious* You baka!!!! How many times do Chocolate and I have to beat the crap out of you so you will stop chasing girls!!!!
Gateau:*runs into town* Damn, I gotta find carrot before tira and chocolate do, they'll kill him, good thing we aren't on a mission...*sigh* What am I gonna do with him?
Chocolate:Chocolate jumps Carrot and ties him to the chair. "Now, Darling....You must prepare for the beating of your life....." MWAHAHAHAHA
Eclair:*on a hill a little ways from the small village, a small feminine figure listens to the screams of terror that eminates from the little cottage. She snears* Hmph. What a weakling. He won't be too hard to beat. Now, the girls might be another matter. *Smiling at the thought of the battle with the hated Sorcerer Hunters, she turns and mounts the black horse waiting in the shadows. As she gallops away, a few people in the village hear a terrifying laugh waft from the hills to the sound of fading hoofbeats*
Carrot:*carrot wakes up just in time to see chocolate standing before him as he notices he's tied to a chair*uuuhhh chocolate *smiles* why are you doing this to me after all we've been throu....you know your the only girl for me.....*smiles again* *carrot slowly starts sliding the chair towards the door away from chocolate...keeping a nice big smile on his face, he stands up with the chair tied to him and hops out the window banging his head on the ground* "ouch....i....hurt" and continues to try to make his escape
Tira:*takes a log and beats Carrot on the head with it* Why do you have to be such a baka!!!! Why can't you be more like your beautiful brother! *sighs*
Carrot:but i don't like gateau the same way marron fantisizes about him....hey speak of the devil their's marron now over their*once tira turns her back carrot hops quickly and silently away*
Gateau: *Gateau sees carrot running away* My god, what did they do to you? Lemme help you carrot. *Gateau breaks the ropes and chair and tells carrot there is a woman, very sexy in a bikini in the opposite direction he came from* I will hold them off as long as I can.
Tira:Gateau!! What gives you the right to side with him!!!!

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