1.Thou shalt not beat a badger with a spoon.
2.Thou shalt have sex with a lamb but afterwards thou may not eatith it.
3.Thou shalt not build thyself a house of popsicle sticks.
4.Thou shalt not eat green meat.
5.Thou shalt not have a pastel seyance`!
6.Thou shalt not have a higher intelligence level - the penalty is death by shoe!
7.Thou shlt not distroy things bit by bit, take it all out at once!
8.Thou shalt visit Copenhegan, the holy land, to worship Godzilla.
9.Thou shalt not listen to Diana Ross. (penalty is Death by hampster!)
10.Thou shalt not throw thy neighbor's intestines at thy neighbor.
11.Thou shlat not breed hampsters with pirannahs,
-the results are quite tragic.
12.Thou shlat have sex with a spider monkey but NOT a cow!
13.Thou shlat not put sweaters on thy poor dog.
These are the comandments! keep them in your heads, sock drawers and even under your matress!
(The thirteen comandmeants are property of Master Krispy Taco, Jordie Queen of the whiplash, & The Mighty Brynnie-pooh!) ((credits to my main image goes to Feryl-Flair.))