Action Figures Banned by Bandai
Before the small-headed cheap plastic imatation Ronin action figures Playmate created, the creators had several ideas that were thrown out...
Low Self Esteem Ryo: This Ryo doll is just like the real Ryo. Even tho' he's the unoffical leader of the Ronins, he always thinks that everything is his fault! But don't worry...Ryo's working on a brighter future. He comes with the 12 Steps To A Better Self Esteem book, two cracked wildfire swords, and a gallon of ultra fudge chunky ice cream to boost his mood.
Single and Ready to Mingle Sage:
Sage the flirt, is dressed to impress in his Armani suit complete with little black phone book and cell phone. Press the buttons on the phone and three different messages will play from various girls for the Ronin of Wisdom. (I.E. "Hey Sage-e-Poo it's Deena. We're still on for Friday night, right?")
Always Upright Sage:
Just like in the first epsiode of RW, this Sage can fall upside down and miraculously land upright. No matter what absurd angle you drop Sage he'll land perfectly upright, thanks to the small weights in his feet. And don't worry...Sage's hair can withstand the fall (not to mention waterfalls, Dynasty soldiers, and his sure-kill...)
Above Average IQ Rowen:
Rowen's the brains of the Ronins and he definitely shows his smarts in this doll. Rowen comes with a large book and reading glasses PLUS by pressing the small button on his back he'll say three different phrases: "She's a Girl!", "He's...He's a man!", and "An eye for an eye...that's all I want."
Pat 'n Burp Kento:
Kento's hungry and he needs your help to be fed. Feed Kento clad in his Milkball Sweatshirt from the OAV's, so Kento will be happy and full. But that's not all! Pat his back and Kento will let out a full fledged belt for you! Not only a burp, a smelly burp! Whatever you feed him (you have a choice from minaturized roastbeef, pizza, and french fries) you can actually SMELL what he was eating! (Extra food cartridges sold seperately)
Karate Chop Frying Pan Action Cye:
Cye's sick and tired of Kento stealing his cooking. While wearing his "Kiss the Cook" he holds his frying pan...but if you pull back his arm his spring activated karate chop will FWAP anything in it's way. If the frying pan comes in contact with an object (or Kento's head) a loud, realistic "DONG!" will omit from the pan. Press the button Cye's back and he will warn all intruders with, "GET OUT OF MY BLOODY KITCHEN!" in his trademark English accent.
Shavin' Side-Burn Cye:
Cye needs a shave and you can help him out! With his mini razor and shaving cream you can help Cye shave his sideburns off. Think the fun's over? Not a chance! With a little warm water they'll grow back and you can do it all over again!
I Love NY Rowen and Taxi Whiteblaze:
Two for the price of one! I Love NY Rowen with his "I Love New York" sweatshirt and Yankee baseball cap is lookin' for a Taxi. Squeeze his coffee cup and he'll holler, "TAXI! TAXI!" with Taxi Whiteblaze at his service. Wind Whiteblaze's tail up and place Rowen on top of him and watch them goooooooooo!
Whiteblaze Transform Blackblaze:
This cute little Tiger is ready for action. Pull his tail and he'll "Rooooar!" for you. Not only that, dip him in cold water and he'll magically become Blackblaze!
Slap 'n Fun Ryo and Yuli:
This pair is very unique. Ryo and Yuli compliment each other- er, not that way! Squeeze Yuli's hand and he'll whine, "Ryo I wanna be just like you!" and Ryo will automatically wind his arm up and slap Yuli square across his face to shut him up. Hours and hours of fun!
Inferno Flame Ryo:
Now your favorite action doll is also a lighter! Press Ryo's button on his back and his left index finger produces a small flame! Can be used for lighting candles, cigarettes, incense, and Yuli dolls! (Lighter fluid sold seperately. Not intended for kids under 8.)
Curl & Style Dais:
Curl, style, and cut Dais' silky long white locks. Comes with 28 mini curlers, 4 small maroon bows that match his armor, and a small pair of scissors. When curled, Dais' hair stays in place, no hairspray needed! Style and Cut Dais' a short bobbed look- or wind Dais' arm up and down and watch his hair grow back! Dais is NOW the most stylin' of all warlords...
Pepper Spray Sekhmet:
This warlord was designed to protect young women from an assortment of evil. Sekhmet holds out in front of him his swords of venom in a straight line to protect whomever is his owner. Squeeze him and his swords spritz out pepper spray to blind attacker, just like when Sekhmet blinded Ryo in "Halo's Prison" (Not intended for kids under 8.)
Quake With Fear Anubis:
Anubis, the leader of the Warlords, quakes the Ronin with fear whenever he walks. Just turn him on and he walks by himself. But that's not all! Whenever he takes a step it sounds like a minaturized earthquake! Just like in the series! "Boom....Boom..."
Light Absorbing Cale:
Cale loves the dark and now you can too! Using todays advanced technology Cale can make the power in your neighborhood suddenly go out! When you turn Cale's sword on the sword puts out an electronic signal that screws with the electricity within a 10 mile radius! Turn off the sword and all shall return to normal. GE employees will never know what happened. (Requires two AA batteries.)
Talpa the Floating Head Doll:
Everyone loves to hate the villan from Ronin Warriors. You can buy Talpa the floating head and he floats all by himself! With the help of small battery operated jets he floats 2 inches off the ground, not to mention his eyes glow red! (Requires one AAA battery.)
