"Welcome to the Demented Quotes page, were all sorts of weird funny or even inspiring quotes can be found, WARNING Small children Turn back, R rateing for Foul Language, due to my Potty mouthed friends."

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"I Hate the Whole Damn Male Race!!" -Becka

"Eat Shit" -Dusty

"I'm not evil, I just act like it" -Kyle

"I wanna be a Prep!, Fuck that! Preps suckass all the time" -Ashley

"Were you Born a Asshole or did you work at it your whole life?" - Borrowed from a Song, Used by Jennifer

"Why are you so Fucking Negitive all the Fucking time?!" -Unnamed

"I Don't Discrimanate, I Hate everyone" -General quote, Used by Jennifer alot

"Death is like sleep, you no longer have to listen to everyones Shit" -Tim

"Madness is the emergency Exit" -The Joker

"Spank Me Dirty" -Tim

"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wierdo that sits next to you on the bus!" -Darkwing Duck (Hey its funny)

"Thundermuffins" -Freakazoid (try saying it!)

"Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there" -Freakazoid

"Just because your paranoid, don't mean their not after you" -Nirvana

"Eat, Shit, Bitch and Die" -Lacey

"The world is a whore, it fucks with everyone" -Lacey

"Show me you're real It's just a trick to make me feel That you're human, kind like the movies at night" -Praga Khan

"Go towards the light [insert name here]! ok lets pratice! *whips out a flashlight* -My Dad, lol

"Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?" -Pinky and the Brain

"Change is good. Especially when it's a change back to the way I liked it in the first place" -Marshall Gatten

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door" -?

"Refuse Novocain... Transcend Dental Medication" -? (lol)

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In other words..
"thats all Folks!"
-PorkyPig