Humor
DBZ Bloopers
1.) Director: "Alright Vegeta. Scene one of Zarbon falling in the water."
Vegeta fires a ki blast at Zarbon.
Zarbon: God damn... I broke a nail!!! STOP THE TAPE!!!
Vegeta: *growls* "It's just a damn nail for crying out loud!!"
Director:"Somebody get a nail file so we can continue this please?! We don't have much time!!"
2.)Director: "Okay Vegeta, you know your lines and so I want you to show your reation for seeing Porunga the dragon the first time. AAAAnd ACTION!"
Vegeta: "Holy SHIT!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!!....er..uh...wait a minute!! That doesn't look like a dragon..."
Director: "CUT!"
Vegeta: "looks more like a snake...no wait..."
3.) *his scouter bleeps* Vegeta: "IT's OVER NINE... *scouter explodes. "GAAA! There's someting in my eye damnit!!! GET it out!!!"
4.) Vegeta flies up, ready to kick Goku in the face.
Goku looks down, "Ooh...a quarter! AND It's on heads!!!"
*Vegeta sails over Goku and into the background, knocking down the scenery*
Director: "Goku, it's just a quarter."
Goku: "Oh wow!! It's a new one! I don't have new york!!"
Directer: *slaps himself*
5.) Director: "Alright Kuririn, Gohan, Vegeta....take your position for the fight with Freiza."
Vegeta: "Buckle up boys and girls cause.."
Gohan:*looks around* Girls?
Vegeta: *looks up* "Where?!"
*gohan points to his right*
Kuririn: "Uh Director sir... where are the seat belts?"
Director: "That's it...I give up...I quit. I should've been a janitor."
The Do's and Dont's AND confessions of a Saiyan Prince
1.) Never EVER call Bulma a whore, she will kick the living shit out of you! In my case, I had to sleep on the couch for a week...(she can't beat me up... heh heh She's so weak...)
2.) I like tang.... It makes me feel........... frisky.....
3.) I like having my tail stroked, Bulma says she likes listening to me purr like a cat......thank God I grew it back...Heh heh, there's so many wonderous uses for it.....
4.) Really scientific experiment #1:
How long can Kakarotto go without food?
*glances at the clock and looks back at the refrigerator to find Goku raiding it*
Precisely one minute and twenty-three seconds....
5.) Never EVER have a little girl! She is very manipulative and somehow controls my mind......I don't know how she does it... *glances at Bra and her sad puppy dog eyes*
Vegeta: "FINE! I'll buy you an ice cream cone! Just STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!"
Bra: *Smiles sweetly*
Vegeta (thinking): She's evil...
6.) Never try to go super saiyan in the gravity room, it has a bad habit of blowing up and leaving you mentally and physically drained... not just that, but a very frazzled mate named Bulma....
7.) Keep a good supply of chocolate... you can never have enough chocolate...... I like chocolate....
Bulma: "Vegeta, what are all these candy bars doing in your underwear drawer?"
Vegeta: *looks up at the air innocently and pretends he didn't hear her*
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: "What? It wasn't me... it's.... um........er...uh...........HIS FAULT!"
*Points at the month old infant Trunks sleeping in his crib*
8.) Blame Trunks on everything that you do wrong and then beat a path to the gravity room and don't come out for a long time....
9.) I fear NOTHING....
Bulma: VEGETAAAAAA! DID YOU BREAK THE GRAVITY MACHINE AGAIN?!
Vegeta: "eep.." *hides in the closet* "Accept for that..."
10.) Did I mention that I like chocolate?
11.) I'm a "bad man" .......heh heh.....
12.) Kakarotto + Beer = Intelligent
I swear to god, I saw him writing calculas formulas after giving him some of the stuff....
13.) Myself + Beer = Mr. Happy giggles...
(I have a tendacy to scare people in my drunken stupor... Well, I scare people even without it, but beer makes me... *shudders* nice... I prefer not to drink it...)
14.) Kakarotto is my best friend.... just don't tell him that I said that or I'll KILL you....
15.) Why am I the only one who thinks the name "Chi Chi" is a little perverse?
16.) Why are my children named after underwear? What the hell was that woman drinking when she named our children Trunks and Bra?
17.) I like oreos.... I especially like eating the cream first....
18.) I like chocolate ice cream.......
Trunks: "Hey dad, hand over that box of ice cream, I want some too..."
Vegeta: "NO! IT'S MINE! GET YOUR OWN BOX DAMNIT!" *holds the box of ice cream possessively to him*
Trunks: *raises an eyebrow*
19.) Never keep the chocolate ice cream from Trunks... he's as much of a chocoholic as I am...
He went super saiyan... Of course I kicked his ass, but I learned that I know what he feels like to love it so I went easy on the brat and decided... "The hell with it... I'll let him have some ice cream.......after he begs me like a dog which I'll doubt he'll do so all the more chocolate ice cream for me..." *evil smirk*
20.) I'm a pretty sensitive person... I just don't show it...
21.) I hugged Trunks in the majin buu saga.... you know what? I don't think the brat is that bad after all... neither is the woman...
22.) I like eating butterflies...
23.) Really Scientific Experiment #2:
I know this is probably the oldest trick in the book, but... I can't contain myself...
What would Kakarotto do if he sat on a woopee cushion? What will be his reaction?
Vegeta: *peers from his hiding place in the broom closet as he watches Goku sit down at the table with Bulma.*
*Goku sits down and the woopee cushion goes off...*
Goku: *blushes*
Bulma: *grimaces* Goku...
Vegeta: *falls out of broom closet laughing histerically, not minding the angry look that Bulma is giving him*