Vegeta was growing bored with just sitting there and doing nothing. He looks over at Goku who was becoming ansty. "What are we going to do now? We've been sitting here for 2 hours doing nothing."
Goku sighs. "I'm still hungry."
Vegeta looks down at his own growling stomach and frowns.
Goku stands up. "I gotta pee..."
Vegeta chuckles. "Well, your just going to have to wet yourself Kakarotto. There's no way your going to make it to the bathroom in time."
Goku frowns."But I don't wanna..." Goku looks around nervously while placing his hands between his legs and bending his knees a little.
Vegeta rolls his eyes. "Fine, but from what I know. Holding it won't do you any good."
Goku gives Vegeta a pitiful look and whimpers.
"Oh no, damnit, don't you start crying," Vegeta growls.
Goku frowns. "I can't help it. Being a baby... whenever I get upset...I wanna cry." Goku sniffles as tears began flooding his eyes.
Vegeta sighs. "Here we go."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Mrs. Briefs runs in to see what is the matter. She finds Goku crying his lungs out and she smiles. "Awww, I know why your upset. Come on."
"WAAAAH, I WET MYSELF! WAAAAAAA," Goku wails.
She lifts Goku into her arms and walks off to the bathroom to change him.
Vegeta sits alone, waiting for Mrs. Briefs to return with Goku, but after she had changed him Goku didn't stop crying. No matter how hard she tried to comfort him his wailing only got louder and louder and frankly, her ears were starting to hurt a little.
Vegeta watches as Bulma's mother walked to the kitchen with Goku in her arms. I know why he won't shut up. He wants her to feed him. Baka.
Goku smiles to himself as Mrs. Briefs popped the bottle into his mouth and he happily drank his warm milk.
Vegeta was looking rather peeved as Mrs. Briefs sat at the couch and held Goku. "BAKA," Vegeta yells at Goku.
Mrs. Briefs turns her head when she hears Vegeta yell, "Baaaah."
(Narrator: Remember, when Baby Vegeta or Goku talk, they sound like nothing more than babbling infants to the adults. Think rugrats and you'll get my point)
Mrs. Briefs smiles. "I'll feed you next. Bulma won't be coming home for another few hours."
Vegeta sat down, his little fuzzy tail lashing this way and that.
~~~~~Later~~~~~
Vegeta's eyes slowly close, but they suddenly snap back open. No, I won't fall asleep. Just because I'm a baby... it doesn't mean...YAAAWWWWN...that I have to take a nap. He turns to find Goku sleeping at the other end of the large crib they were sharing. He frowns as his eyelids slowly slid down again, but this time they stayed shut as Vegeta leaned over and fell next to Goku in deep slumber.
Bulma walks in. She, Chi Chi, and Gohan had only found 2 dragonballs. For some reason they couldn't find anymore. She wonders why. She smiles when her mother runs up to greet her.
"Oooo, come on... all of you. They look so adorable! Tee-Hee!"
Bulma, Gohan, and Chi Chi exchange glances before following Mrs. Briefs to Bulma's bedroom where Goku and Vegeta were sharing a crib.
All four look down into the crib to find Vegeta and Goku sleeping side by side, their foreheads touching as they slept.
"Awww," Chi Chi sighs.
Gohan just smiles as Bulma places her hands on her hips and shakes her head.
Chi Chi spots the tail on Goku and frowns. "Grr, Goku sa grew his tail back."
Gohan looks up at his mother. "Don't cut it off Kaasan... Tousan wants to keep it. I know... I remember him telling me that if he ever grew it back he'd keep it."
Chi Chi hmmmphs, and crosses her arms.
Mrs. Briefs smiles. "Their both tired because they were a little mischeivous while you all were gone. Somehow they got out of the pen and Goku somehow climbed up the counter and got on top of the fridge and was eating cookies...Then Vegeta.. hmm. He started crying when I took a cookie from him and so I gave him one anyways. He's so cute, I hate to see him cry."
Bulma laughs while Gohan was hardly able to contain himself.
Chi Chi frowns. "Well, Goku has always been a trouble maker."
"Kaasan! Kaasan!," Goten yells as he jumped into his mother's arms.
Chi Chi holds her youngest son tightly in her arms. She smiles. "Hey Goten, how was your day sweety?"
Goten told her about various things as Chi Chi motioned for Gohan to take his infant father and come along.
Bulma turns to Chi Chi. "Hey, why don't you guys just stay the night. I hate to move those two from sleep, they looks so cute."
Goten smiles. "Yeah, we can stay so me and Trunks can play some more..."
Chi Chi sighs. "Oh, alright. If you insist." She sets Goten down as he runs back up to Trunks's room to tell his friend the good news.
Gohan smiles down at his infant father. It had been a long day and he was tired.
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Thank Kami he'd collected one of the dragonballs. He was bound to make his wish. He had his mind set on wishing to become the world's king then he'd destroy all who opposed him. He smirks, now if only he could get out of the tree he was in. He looks down at the grizzly bear that sat at the bottom. "Damn you animal! I am to be your future king! I demand that you leave and allow me to leave this horrid forest!"
The large grizzy bear looks up at him and growls.
"EEP," Pilaf wimpers as he climbed even higher into the tree while still clutching the 5 star dragonball. "That bear will be the first to suffer under my wrath..."
~~~~~Early Evening~~~~~
Vegeta swats at Bulma's fingers that fumbled with his clothes. "Do you hear me woman! I don't need a bath! I'm fine the way I am!"
Bulma rolls her eyes as Vegeta continued babbling nonsense at her. "You're getting a bath whether you like it or not Veggie head so deal with it!"
Vegeta frowns as Bulma tugged his shirt over his head. She then proceeded to remove his other items of clothing till he was naked. Vegeta shivers against the cold bathroom counter that he was sitting on. He turns to the bathtub that was filled with warm water as Bulma lifted him into her arms. He leans against her breasts, enjoying the warmth of her embrace.
Bulma tries pulling Vegeta from her arms, but he was clinging to her T shirt. "Come on Veggie, in ya go." She pulls Vegeta from her chest and he wimpers in protest, his tail lashing behind.
Chi Chi peeks into the bathroom with a smile.
Bulma turns to Chi Chi while setting Vegeta into the warm bathwater. "You have Goku with you?"
Vegeta's eyes widen. No, she wouldn't!
Chi Chi walks in with a naked, Goku in her arms. "Yup, he's ready for a bath."
Vegeta's eyes get rounder. No, I am not about to take a bath with Kakarotto! NO WAY IN HELL!
Chi Chi kneels down at Bulma's side and sets Goku next to Vegeta.
Goku and Vegeta stare at each other for moment. They turn away from each other as their wives began to wash them.
Of course, Goku being the carefree one, he didn't really mind being naked in front of Vegeta, but Vegeta wasn't as carefree.
"I won't look if you wont," Vegeta replies to Goku.
Goku. "Hai, demo I really don't mind that..."
Vegeta frowns, interrupting Goku. "Just shut up Kakarotto!"
Goku sighs as Chi Chi poured water onto his head and began to wash his hair. He was enjoying this treatment by his wife and he allows Chi Chi to continue scrubbing him down.
Vegeta looks up at Bulma with angry eyes. He knew that Bulma knew that this annoyed him, but Bulma was ignoring his penance stare.
The phone rings and Bulma gets up to get it as Chi Chi turned away from Goku and Vegeta for a moment.
Goku smiles as he splashes water onto Vegeta.
Vegeta growls. "So, you think you're funny huh? Take that!" He splashes Goku back and Goku laughs.
Chi Chi turns to Goku and Vegeta to find them splashing each other and laughing. She couldn't believe that they were accually having fun and not caring about it.
Goku squeals with joy as he splashed Vegeta.
Bulma returns to find the splash fight between Goku and Vegeta and she sighs. "Well, it's better than them shooting ki blasts at each other."
Chi Chi nods in agreement and laughs.
To Be Continued...