FreaX Central

Updates: September 12th. We'll see what happens. Welcome to all of you who are new to my page, and welcome back to all of the old heads. I'm sure you'll all be pleasantly surprised.
THE OFFICIAL HOME OF THE FREAX

This is where that cat they call Captain Hetero hangs his sheild when he's not off beating the hell out of just about anyone and everyone with his best friend Iron Dyke. Me, I'm John. I've taken on the responsibility of chronicling the adventures of THE MAN, and doing a little PR work on the side. Recently a bunch of new weirdos...I mean, heroes have popped up. Straight Girl, Mistress Midnight, Johnny and Melissa's past lives, and three guys I haven't even met yet, Jac, Steve and S.D. As awesome as Cap Het and the Dyke of Steel are, most people still don't know who they are, even though they are featured in the pre-eminent paper of Rutgers University, the Medium. As awesome as Cap Het and the Dyke of Steel are, most people don't even know even know who they are. And I've met a lot of other interesting folks in my travels who have the same problem. So this page will not only serve to exhibit the exploits of the Dysfunctional Duo, but also those of any other heroes, villains, and all those in between who stories are worth telling. So tell your friends; the only place to read about some of the best comic-book folk who's stories need to be told is at FreaX Central. Oh yeah, one more thing. I've noticed that there's a lot of violence, bad language, and graphic sex in these stories. Don't know how that happned. But if your parents don't let you read about such things...well...don't tell them you're reading this.

THE    DYKE    OF    STEEL

Yeah I got issues. 21 of them in fact.

The world according to Melissa

The World according to Johnny

A LITTLE ABOUT THIS GUY... As you can see Het resembles another famous Captain. "That's you're problem", he said, "you're my agent/pr guy, it's your responsibility to handle the legal stuff. Cap is MY hero and and that's who I'm gonna resemble." So it's my responsibility to make sure this whole operation doesn't get shut down by Marvel (or anybody else's) lawyers. It wouldn't be so hard if I didn't have to worry about Iron Dyke too. Ya see, Cap has the most unlikey friend imaginable. She's a lesbian in a suit of armor of her own design. She's also very angry...angry at you, me, and the world in general. She's positively anti-male though, and men are usually who she points her guns at. Except for the fact that she's just as girl-crazy as Cap Het, it would seem that they have nothing in common. And rationally they should be mortal enemies. But if there's one thing that you'll learn from their adventures...nothing about these two is rational. But she isn't all anger. She's incredibly smart, and deep down inside she has a surprisingly compassionate heart. But no one sees the softer side of the Dyke of Steel except for the one lucky girl she'll marry one day. Well, that person and me. (Shh, don't tell her I said that :)


All you can e-mail me Johnny Taurus as much as you want. Feedback is always welcome, as long as it's good. Oh, and let me know if there's spelling errors and stuff like that. I do edit, but sometimes I miss stuff.