random IM conversations with friends.. wheeee. enjoy =).
screen names have been changed for obvious reasons.
except for Dancechica1004's, also for obvious reasons. you can IM her all you want. though i'm sure this was only one of many disposable screen names.
oh well.
i used to have an introduction section up here.. to, um, introduce the various people shown on this page.. but i received requests to remove it on the grounds that it was "inaccurate." ::eyeroll:: okay.
so, in short: these are my frrrriends. ! =D !
Steve: Well, if in five minutes I get no response, forget it.
Steve: 610764756
Steve: FUCKING SHIT!!!
Steve: I ONLY COPIED DOWN SIX OF THE DIGITS!
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: "I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence..."
Annie: eeh. that's unpleasant.
Annie: efflugence
Annie: that was a cool word of the day
Annie: a few days ago
Annie: it reminds me of shiny things
Annie: hehe...
Annie: grrrrr
Annie: I'm feeling so...urgish, you know?
Annie: *sigh*
Annie: I don't want to do anything.
Annie: poo.
Annie signed off at 4:52:24 PM.
Natalie to Gabrielle (while simultaneously talking to Chelsea on the phone, who frequently takes the initiative to tell Natalie what to type): are you going to yruu?
Natalie: helloooooo
Natalie: biotch answer me now (words of chelsea)
Natalie: fine then, be that way. see if i care.
Gabrielle's cousin on Gabrielle's screen name: sorry this is Gabrielle's cousin. Gabrielle's sleeping right now
Natalie: oh okie, sorry.. tell her to go to yruu ;-)
Natalie (on a prompt by Chelsea): and you should come too.
Steve: I can see how that relates to your study of the English language. Middle-aged Arab men.
Steve: Saddam Hussein is so not the Arab that many people think he is.
Steve: He's completely atheist, and he drinks, for Allah's sake!
Steve: I hate Osamma just for inventing 9/11 poems.
Steve: Zebras are not sex toys. God dammit, how many times do I have to tell you that!?
Natalie: but i like their striiiiipes
Steve: Nonononono.
Natalie: yessssssss.. i love counting the black stripes
Natalie: and the furry white ones too
Natalie: ratios, steve, ratios!
Steve: It's illegal! And yes, I've seen your website (www.girlswholikefuckingzebras.com).
Lauren: mr. tyrone looks like a potato, according to my friends. he looks like jesus, a potato, with a drop of sarcasm.
Auto response from Natalie: And now the bad news:
potatoes.
Natalie: i hear we're going to visit you tomorrow =P
Steve: That's what I hear, too.
Natalie: good that we're hearing the same thing.
Steve: I'm trying to explain it to Annie.
Steve: She doesn't like the fact that I call it a "ghetto thang."
Steve: I'm currently stuffing the ears of my voodoo doll of you with wax to see if you die...
Annie: I know, I know!
Annie: let's sing the "doom" song!
Annie: doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
Annie: doom doom doom
Annie: if you rearrange the letters in doom
Annie: you can get
Annie: mood
Annie: or moo
Annie: or doo
Annie: or do
Annie: or mod
Annie: or dom
Annie: wait...
Annie: that's not a word...
Annie: dammit I'm mad.
Annie: library people make me mad.
Natalie: oh yes, i'd have to agree.
Annie: (says some not so nice things in their general direction)
Steve: I just wanted to apologize for last night.
Natalie: what do you mean?
Steve: Nothing...nothing...
Steve: ::whistles inconspicuously::
Natalie: okay.
Steve: I'm-a call Dan. Dan'll know what to do.
Natalie: okay. you do that.
Steve: I love it how you're so damn encouraging.
Natalie: me too.
Steve: Plus, I would rather not see Richard than have him playing with my new-found boobies.
Natalie: that's understandable.
Steve: So I guess Annie should be more worried about him peeing on her.
Natalie: ya, i guess that's true. i'll let her know.
Steve: No! I want to!
Natalie: okay, you go ahead.
Natalie: i won't interfere.
Steve: Thank you.
Natalie: surely.
Steve: We're gonna play a little game.
Natalie: hmm.
Steve: It's called "Help Steve Think of Ways to Earn $200 by December."
Natalie: ooh, this sounds fun.
Natalie: you can prostitute yourself.
Natalie: you can sell your bike. wait, you don't know how to ride a bike. does that mean you don't have a bike?
Steve: You'd think that, wouldn't you?
Natalie: speaking of which, i might dye my hair.
Steve: OH MY FUCKING GOD, PLEASE NO!!!
Steve: Your red hair is the hottest part!
Steve: Well...that I can speak of without getting virutually slapped...
Natalie: that's a disappointment.
Natalie: okay.
Natalie: but just highlights.
Steve: Can you do me a favor?
Natalie: i might.
Steve: I said, can you do me a favor?
Natalie: i might.
Steve: Nevermind.
Natalie: okay.
Steve: Speaking of which, I didn't get a good look at their genitalia before I smashed it...er...accidentally broke it. Was it a boy or a girl?
Natalie: i don't know. i never saw it.
Steve: You gave it to me!
Natalie: oh.
Natalie: right.
Steve: ;-)
Natalie: of course.
Steve: But, anyway, it's smashed.
Natalie: it was definitely asexual.
Steve: Send whatever you were sending to that other person to me.
Steve: I wanna see what it was.
Natalie: no thanks.
Natalie: it was just "gg"
Steve: Dammit.
Natalie: a continuation of "urgg."
Steve: Is that right?
Natalie: right.
Steve: Well then.
Natalie: mhmm.
Annie: I used to know someone named tad.
Annie: do you like gummy bears?
Annie: I like gummy bears.
Annie: but don't eat too many of them
Annie: they can make you sick
Annie: particularly the red ones
Annie: they're disturbingly sickening
Annie: or maybe it just seems that way
Annie: because I always eat them last
Annie: and by that time I've eaten the rest!
Annie: *ponders*
Ginny: you shoulda been like "i'm a homeslice too!" and do our little home slice sign.
Annie: come pig!
Natalie: eh?
Annie: soowee
Annie: pig call
Natalie: aha.
Annie: hrmmm
Annie: I guess you had to understand pig calls
Natalie: i guess so.
Annie: darn you, for not being a pig.
Robbie on Natalie's screen name: Hey, Steve--you're a dickhead!!!
Steve: Oh?
Lee on Natalie's screen name: That was Robbie--Lee
Steve: Do they like my buddy icon?
Natalie on Natalie's screen name: they love it.
Steve: I took a quiz and it told me to "get more spiritual."
Steve: So there we are.
Steve: And it's pink, too! I can get in touch with my feminine side! The quiz told me to do that, too.
Robbie on Natalie's screen name: If you weren't such a dickhead, I might like your icon.
Steve: I didn't think Robbie would call me a dickhead.
Natalie: robbie was the one who called you a dickhead =D
Steve: But then again...
Steve: Oh...woops.
Kate: So now I have two Es and I CAN'T DRAW.
Gwen M: So my dad has a mullet now.
Kate: And my cat likes eating plastic, so he ripped through the plastic bags. And when I went in there to pick them up, everything FELL THROUGH THE HOLES AND ONTO THE FLOOR. So now there's like, a foot of crap on my floor.
Kate (on very frequent occasions): It was SO bad.
Steve: Aparently Jiang is no longer official Chairman of The People's Republic of China.
Natalie: how sad
Steve: I think I need some more chili, as well.
Steve: Fuck peace of shit.
Steve: *Fucking.
Steve: I hate people.
Natalie: peace of shit?
Steve: They never want to do anything. Fuck pieces of shit.
Steve: I managed to get out of it, though.
Natalie: i had to use a last resort
Steve: But I'm still mad as hell.
Steve: What was that?
Natalie: "BULL!"
Natalie: got out of what?
Annie: these away messages of yours with the song excerpts in them make me feel stupid.
Annie: I never know any of the songs
Annie: ever
Annie: I feel uneducated.
Natalie: +beams+
Lauren: =)
Natalie: +flickers+
Lauren: dont flicker!
Lauren: keep beaming!
Natalie: +hesitates..+
Lauren: never give up, never surrender!
Lauren: flicker
Lauren: *waits wide eyed in suspence*
Natalie: +collapses+ hey i tried
Natalie: i think i need a new bulb. =/
Lauren: *sighs*
Lauren: and get money
Natalie: i could use some money.
Natalie: btw, the printer tried to hurt me
Lauren: we all could
Natalie: i'm holding a grudge
Lauren: tell it lauren'll beat it up if it does it again
Lauren: *holds up fist*
Natalie: okie. well quite honestly it only nipped at me a little bit, but it still hurt. +chews fingers+
Natalie: *cahoots*
Lauren: what does one do, when one.. *cahoots*?
Natalie: *cahoots again* it's a fun noise
Natalie: it sounds like a turkey in pain
Lauren: oo
Lauren: poor turkey =(
Lauren: yay for its noise though!
Natalie: yes well i think it rather enjoys it
Natalie: yay noise =D
Lauren: oo, ok
Lauren: kind of like an.. orgasm?
Natalie: something like that
Adrien: *sniff*...at least you still get to play with the puppy....after not seeing him for over a month, you'd miss him as well.
Annie: (+supressed giggles+)
Natalie: ((+muffled laughter+))
Annie: (sounds like a snort)
Natalie: ((+squeals+))
Annie: (coughs)
Annie: (eeh, it's hard to supress giggles)
Annie: (kicks herself for being an ignert nincompoop)
Natalie: ((ignert!))
Annie: (hehe...ignert...)
Annie: (does gir have a nose?)
Natalie: ((methinks not))
Annie: (how does he smell?!?!)
Natalie: ((he's a robot))
Annie: (but he's a cute one!)
Natalie: ((very!))
Natalie: ((nekkid, too))
Annie: (he doesn't have a nose?)
Annie: (with a cupcake)
Natalie: ((i'd have to look at a picture))
Natalie: ((and tuna fish))
Annie: (and a squeaky pig)
Natalie: ((!!))
Annie: (nods!)
Natalie: ((exclamation point!))
Annie: (several!!!)
Natalie: ((excessive!!!!!))
Annie: (!!!!!!!!!!1)
Natalie: ((9:40!!!!))
Annie: (no!)
Annie: (wait...what?)
Natalie: ((that's when i have to get off.))
Annie: (oh)
Natalie: ((mhmm.))
Annie: help me!
Annie: I'm being eaten alive by a ravenous doughnut!
Annie: noooo!
Annie: die you evil fiend!
Serena (attempting Latin, with the intent of insulting me with the phrase "you are an ass"): asinis estis
Natalie: pshh!
Natalie: that's plural
Natalie: isn't it?
Serena: asinis est
Natalie: lol that's better
Natalie: i mean..hehe
Serena: hey didn't i just say that i am an ass
Natalie: no, sum es est sumus estis sunt
Natalie: you said he is an ass
Natalie: or she/it
Serena: whatever
Natalie: asinis es!!
Natalie: =P
Serena: BEOYTCH
Steve: I do lots of stupid things.
Natalie: hmm
Russ: im about to head out... meetin someone for some stuff or something
Russ: i dunno, im not too sure upon the wherabouts of the idea
Natalie: lol..meetin someone for some stuff or something.. that's great =D
Annie: I thought of something random
Annie: beeth (pronounced be - ith) could be read as beeth (bee-th)
Annie: I beeth (bee-th) superdedooperlycold
Natalie: y'know..
Natalie: when you think about a word for a very long time..
Natalie: and say it over and over and over again..
Natalie: or see it written over and over and over again..
Natalie: it becomes..not a word..?
Natalie: like "which"
Natalie: that looks so odd
Annie: or....snoozenfargen
Natalie: that too!
notice the times..
Natalie (in a futile attempt to re-enact a physical joke online) (5:14:27 PM): interrupting starfish!
Annie (5:19:05 PM): ow!
Natalie (5:19:24 PM): lol..delayed reaction..VERY..delayed..reaction..
Annie: do you know what a hog-nosed badger is?
Auto response from Natalie: "and it's times like these that i dread
when there's everything to say
and nothing left...to be said."
Annie: if not, you can find out at dictionary.com, apparently.
Steve: Women have powers, these days, Natalie. You tell that computer who's boss.
Russ: we can *bond*
Natalie: oooh *bonding*
Russ: bonding is way different from bondage
Natalie: oh. damn.
Ginny: i have a story.
Ginny: do you remember.
Natalie: ooh.
Ginny: that time.
Ginny: when that guy.
Ginny: did that thing.
Natalie: oh that.
Ginny: yeah.
Natalie: i remember.
Ginny: no, but remember how i told you my weird experience at lunch?
Ginny: he called me.
Natalie: o.0
Ginny: uncomfortable situations...
Natalie: haha.. did you have anything to say?
Ginny: me? no. he called to appologize because jen was being weird (which was legitimate)
Ginny: but then...
Ginny: ARG>
Natalie: oh wow.
Ginny: ARG.*
Natalie: what a guy. o.0
Ginny: yeah.
Ginny: so scary!
Natalie: oh wow.
Ginny: he wrote me an entire essay about boyscouts.
Natalie: lmao..you should submit it to something. that'd be great.
Ginny: heehee. "why i never went out with a boyscout" by ginny m.
Steve: I hate Thanksgiving.
Steve: No presents, and I have to sit there and pretend like I'm enjoying myself.
Steve: And guess what!
Steve: NO PRESENTS!
Natalie: eep.
Russ: ok
Russ: and i shall propose my love to you
Russ: and my life.
Russ: in a lifesavor.
Steve: Have you realized that when you're walking through a door you're actually going into a different room?
Natalie: mhmm.
Steve: Kill my fun. Fine.
Steve: So, what're you up to?
Steve: That's not nearly as bad as when you hijacked the sky-writer's plane to curse off your ex-boyfriend. Remember that? We had to call the Air Force.
Steve: Two-hour delays are really weird, though. I mean, do I sleep in for two hours or do I just waste my time online? But even this is weird, because I know that in an hour and a half I'm going to have to go to school.
Natalie: ya..i didn't really have a choice, because i had to make these lemon bars.
Natalie: the ones i forgot to make yesterday.
Annie: oh so disturbing!
Annie: I shall never be the same!
Annie: little windows...everywhere
Annie: they wouldn't go away!
Annie: *faints*
Steve: My name isn't Stephen.
Steve: This is so fucking creepy.
Natalie: huh?
Steve: I think I'm going to pass out.
Natalie: okay.
Steve: We found my birth certificate.
Steve: It's Stephan.
Natalie: haha =D
Natalie: like stephan jenkins
Steve: Uh, or Stephan Smith.
Natalie: ya. or stephan jenkins.
Annie: From an ad on aol : DEPRESSED? ANXIOUS? LAZY? YOU CAN END FEAR, OOZE CONFIDENCE,
& HAVE WILLPOWER LIKE STEEL...
Annie: you know people are going to make fun of me, aren't they? for having raffi tapes.
Annie: mother doesn't believe that I leave you annoying messages when you're away.
Steve: OMG! SHE'S BACK! AND SHE HAS A HORRENDOUS FONT!!!
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: And now the bad news:
potatoes.
Annie: oh dear
Steve: That's disappointing. :-(
Natalie: how come?
Steve: Because we were going out in January.
Steve: Hehehe.
Natalie: yes well.. hmm.
Ginny: lonecone.
Ginny: lonityconity
Ginny: *POKE*
Ginny: *pesterpester*
Ginny: you've now been pestered.
Ginny signed off at 5:04:47 PM.
Annie: *makes herself content gluing winter break back together*
Annie: *grugles*
Natalie: how..exactly..does one grugle?
Annie: I'll demonstrate.
Annie: *grugles*
Annie: see?
Natalie: lovely!
Natalie: yes, i see now
Annie: mhmm
Annie: contrary to popular belief, one does not hurt oneself while grugleing
Natalie: i believed otherwise!
Annie: you are popular belief
Natalie: i am?
Annie: quite so
Natalie: hmm. something to ponder.
Annie: that's so...insightful!f
Annie: hehe...l!f
Natalie: in fac-ut i juice-t plain o-uld lik-ay CHEEEEESE!
Steve: I talked to Ginny about pubic hair and the lack thereof.
Natalie: o.0 .. purple ones?
Steve: No, regular ones.
Natalie: oh, okay.
Steve: I'm just imagining you going to bed tonight and dreaming about me telling the whole world.
Annie: damn. I have this cursor thing.
Annie: it won't go away
Annie: it's so...blue.
Annie: it's abnormal!
Annie: I didn't put it there.
Annie: I swear.
Natalie: eep! kill it!
Annie: I don't know how!
Natalie: tell it to die, die, die!
Steve: I'm happy that you're happy. Lately you've been in a not good mood, and I'm happy that you're happy.
Annie: when you talk about "woo"ing someone, is it spelled woo? or woe. or wu. or...wue. grr. I don't know.
Annie: I'll go check.
Annie: ooo! steve d.'s going to be honest with me.
Annie: I hope he's mean.
Annie: meh!
Annie: I want to take that boy, slap him, and yell!
Annie: really!
Annie: he doesn't get it!
Annie: GRR
Annie: btw, please don't ever mention this to anyone.
notice the times..this was completely out of the blue.
Natalie: (9:19:05 PM): mhrmmm
Annie: (9:28:32 PM): wouldn't you like to go to russia in a submarine?
Natalie: (9:28:40 PM): i'd love to!
Annie: okie
Annie: okay!
Annie: I meant okay!
Annie: I really did!
Annie: okay okay okay!
Annie: OKAY
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: Serena: we have wittaker for the rest of the year, ware's not coming back til next year
SERENA. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. WHITTAKER FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN YEAR????
EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH..
*more inaudible sounds of frustration and utter contempt*
i do not understand. i do not understand. i do not understand. i do not understand. i do not understand. i do not understand. i do not understand.
Annie: I do not understand. Who's Whittaker? Who's Ware? Are they latin teachers? I thought....oh, nevermind.
Natalie: ask him if he's got a sledgehammer
Kara: no!
Kara: we want them to be friends!
Kara: no ideas!
Gabrielle: i am going to yale
Natalie: hey good luck
Natalie: lol jk.. cool
Gabrielle: for track
Natalie: mhmm i figured
Annie: now I proceeded to talk in all past tence.
Annie: *tense
Natalie: talked
Annie: Steve doesn't believe that I could sue George W. Bush or an animal of any kind.
Annie: He's so ignert. Psh.
Dancechica1004: hey
Natalie: hey
Dancechica1004: asl
Natalie: sorry, i don't do asl.
Dancechica1004: eww
Dancechica1004: by ur a loser
Natalie: thanks. bye.
Natalie: enjoy your day.
Annie: I found a really big rubber band!
Annie: It's so beautiful
Natalie: how many synopsises are there on the latin midterm?
Serena: uh dunno, i think it was like 20
Natalie: 20 synopsises???????????????
Natalie: what????????
Natalie: NO
Natalie: that's a fucking lot.
Serena: no wait i think it was 3
Natalie: way to scare the shit out of me.
Serena: haha
Annie: I've gots a song stuck in my noggin.
Annie: it goes something like this:
Annie: beautiful soup
Annie: it's fairly odd considering I don't even like soup.
Annie: um...woops. I'm supposed to be studying biology.
Annie: I'm on AIM on my dad's computer and it's all nice and updated
Annie: oh god. look at all the buddy icons.
Annie: there are so many of them.
Annie: in so many colors
Annie: and sizes
Annie: and shapes
Annie: and obnoxious messages
Annie: gah!
Annie: oh dear...
Annie: nevermind that one...
Annie: oh dear...guess what?
Natalie: what?
Annie: I accidentally may have speared my father in the rear with my fork.
Annie: I swear I didn't do it on purpose.
Natalie: oopsies.
Natalie: that's a dilemma of sorts.
Annie: oooh! I was thinking. we should make our mini-vacation be a shiny party!
Annie: we could wear shiny things!
Natalie: yayness!
Natalie: i don't have much shinyness to wear, though =/.
Annie: I have all sorts of shiny memorabilia to give you.
Annie: you could borrow some. I'm sure we've got plenty.
Annie: if you cross a cow with a sheep will it say meh?
Natalie: yay! yes.
Annie: if you cross a giraffe with your new found cow/sheep will it be a giraffe/cow/sheep that says meh quietly?
Natalie: and eats trees.
Annie: and kumquats.
Natalie: of course, of course.
Natalie: couldn't leave the kumquats out in the cold.
Annie: I am selling kumquats. would you like to borrow one?
Natalie: not right now..no.
Annie: acgh. that's the general response.
Natalie: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Annie: I do not actually have any kumquats. I'm just selling them.
Natalie: i do that quite a lot actually..
Annie: hypothetically although that's not the right term
Annie: I loan out imaginary kumquats for a fee.
Natalie: can i have one now?
Annie: certainly.
Annie: *virtual kumquat*
Natalie: lovelyness!
Natalie: it's much appreciated, thanks.
Annie: I have a leaf in my room.
Natalie: 0.0 a leaf!
Annie: yes. an oak leaf.
Natalie: that's nice.
Annie: I thought so.
Natalie: me too =)
Natalie: we think alike.
Annie: most certainly.
Annie: lone cone
Auto response from Natalie: Red is a good color. It is the color of red things.
Annie: NLZ
Annie: ^ your initials
Annie: nuhlze
Annie: ^ the sound they make
Annie: I want some chocolate cake.
Annie: *qwerty*
Annie: lone cone. lone cone. lone cone.
Auto response from Natalie: bring me the sun, 'cause i slide off the moon
bring me the sun, 'cause i slide off the moon
there's no hope for people like you and me
..there's no hope for people..
Annie: the the the the the BEETS
Annie: I'm not going to call Ms. Sculley.
Annie: I'm too afraid of her.
Natalie: heh, i don't blame you
Annie: plus, she's probably at a super bowl partay or something.
Natalie: lmao
Natalie: with her hubby!
Annie: you know she is!!
Annie: ugh.
Natalie: burning herself
Annie: doing....stuff....
Natalie: ...
Annie: sharing too much information with others
Annie: being controlling.
Annie: undecisive
Natalie: lol yes
Natalie: i want chips!
Annie: et-cheddar-ah
Natalie: wait, no!
Annie: no?!
Natalie: i want crackers!
Annie: yes!
Annie: go get chips.
Natalie: yes!
Natalie: i'm being mrs. sculley
Annie: fine. crackers.
Annie: BE that way.
Annie: oooooh.
Annie: Oohhhh...
Annie: OOOOOH
Annie: how's life?
Natalie: life's peachy
Annie: can you eat it?
Natalie: i don't think i'd enjoy it
Annie: I agree.
Annie: my mother's allergic to peaches.
Natalie: that's no fun
Natalie: i like peaches
Annie: more for me!
Natalie: wheeness!
Lorena: ahhh tuff titties said the kittie but the milk is still good
Steve: See, this is why you should give everybody dwarves-on-sticks and have them attack each other, and then the last person standing is appointed Pope. And then the Pope decides everything.
Steve: You know what's very disappointing?
Natalie: what's very disappointing?
Steve: I have yet to go to a "high school party" which involves naughty things.
Steve: They don't even think he's cute! But he is! Like a butttttton!
Russ: Push it
Auto response from Natalie: -=-this is the noise that keeps me awake
my head e x p l o d e s and my body aches-=-
Annie: lucifer...like the cat! from cinderella.
Annie: cinderellie cinderellie cinderelli cinderelli...
Annie: *cinderellie cinderellie
Annie: lone cone! luhcyioi sends her regards.
Annie: or so I assume
Annie: meh.
Annie: I hate this 'puter
Annie: it doesn't let me hit enter.
Annie: so there.
Annie: oooh
Annie: you'll never guess what happened!
Natalie: what happened??
Natalie: i don't like guessing games all that much =/
Annie: I don't know yet. that's why you can't guess
Natalie: this is true!
Natalie: wow though, that was a fun game.
Natalie: i liked that one.
Natalie: brb, puppy-feeding
Annie: does that mean you're feeding your puppy something or feeding your puppy to something?
Annie: that could be taken several ways.
Annie: if dinah's in the kitchen, and the kitchen's in the house, what's in dinah?
Natalie: fooood!
Natalie: food got a family!
Natalie: annie!
Natalie: www.rathergood.com
Natalie: food got a family!
Annie: ooh!
Annie: now answer my question.
Annie: now.
Natalie: food!
Annie: um...no.
Annie signed on at 10:33:12 AM.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: doo DOO do doo doo! MENAH MENAH!!!
i am in Californi-uh! =D
Annie: it's snowing!
Annie: hard!
Annie: it's going to be a blizzard
Annie: so much fun...
Annie: maybe there won't be school on monday after all!
Annie: hehehe....I wish....
Annie: doom doom doom
Annie: ugh. I don't want to have to do my homework.
Annie: maybe there will be a snow day. then I can do it then!
Annie: except...no.
Annie: if I don't do it today, there won't be a snow day.
Annie: I have an englishish project due.
Annie: it's only a paragraph long.
Annie: meh.
Annie: it's going to be difficult, I think.
Annie: I don't know who to compare for it.
Annie: I'm just going to make something up...
Annie signed off at 10:59:02 AM.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: i'll take in anyone who's taking off their camouflage.
at Inkwell - go if you can. i need entertainment. 6:30 - 10:30 at Conestoga.
Annie: ah yes. that.
Annie: hehehe..
Annie: sucks for you!
Annie: sorry.
Annie: I promise to be nice...
Annie: my eye itches.
Annie: itch itch itch
Annie signed off at 9:47:51 PM.
Carlos(note the sickeningly heavy dose of sarcasm): hi i wuld like to rekwest avril lavigne complic8ed bcuz avril is sooo hot and we need more punk rawk chiks liek her up in teh scene rock on avril whooooo!!!! step, f00.
Carlos: I'm schizophrenic too. 2 minus 3 equals negative 1. Once I had strawberry ice cream. That cream I put on my toes never cures the fungus. Fungus is a funny sounding word, don't you think? I like to think. Mmmm, ice cream.
one of steve and i's more naively amusing conversations.
if'n you don't speak natalie, that means, in my own little way, "we weren't trying to be funny, but looking back, it's sadly hilarious." enjoy.
Steve signed on at 11:16:10 AM.
Natalie: blah
Steve: And you wonder why I called you a whore behind you back. Jesus, Natalie...
Natalie: i know, i know
Natalie: that's what they all say
Steve: *Sigh*...I just can't figure you out.
Natalie: tough titties said the kitty but the milk is still good
Steve: Quite frankly, that's border-line beastality.
Natalie: i concur ?
Steve: Why do you put a space between the r and question mark? Are you European or something???
Natalie: because there is a space between my question and my eyebrow lift
Natalie: ,..which is what the question mark represents
Steve: Then you should put an elipsis (or, as you like to do, a two-thirds elipsis).
Steve: As in...
Steve: Okay...?
Natalie: that's with two Ls
Steve: Ellipsis. That's what I said.
Natalie: and i like this better ?
Natalie: it's also more of a questioning of the question than a question =P
Natalie: oh this is so much fun
Natalie: i love these arguments
Natalie: i live for tehm =D
Natalie: does arguments have an e in there?
Steve: *Cough*whore*cough*
Natalie: arguements?
Natalie: no, nevermind
Steve: No.
Steve: You know what bothers me? British and American spellings that vary only slightly that people don't usually know about. Like judgment (American) and judgement (British). Or sulfur and sulphur.
Natalie: i didn't know about the judgment one
Natalie: did you know that "impacted" isn't a word?
Natalie: or not in the sense that 99% of the population uses it in
Steve: No. It's definitely judgment/judgement.
Natalie: oohness
Steve: http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=judgment
Natalie: i believe you
Steve: Impacted isn't a real word!?
Natalie: but look at my other comment
Natalie: nope
Natalie: it is, but not in the sense in which most people use it
Steve: How do most people use it?
Natalie: like, you know how people will say something like "How has this impacted your life?"
Natalie: that's incorrect
Natalie: because impact isn't a verb
Natalie: it's a noun
Steve: Hehehe...you're wrong.
Natalie: nopers
Natalie: ask my dad
Steve: http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=impact
Steve: Look at the first entry. "impact[1,verb]"
Natalie: does it refer to a tooth?
Natalie: oooh! ihave to tell my dad =P
Steve: No. Look at example one in the intransitive senses.
Steve: Hehehe...wow...that was definitely the easiest argument that I have ever won.
Steve: Hardly any sport involved. :-(
Natalie: hey i didn't start it
Natalie: my dad did =P
Natalie: brb
Natalie: teejhee
Steve: What'd he say?
Natalie: hmm
Steve: Why did you brb?
Natalie: i don't know, i didn't write it down
Steve: Huh? Didn't write what down?
Natalie: what he said
Steve: Well can't you remember??
Natalie: not really
Natalie: it was muttering
Natalie: http://www.nodoubt.com/bboard/nodoubt/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1316148
Natalie: eeepers
Steve: Was he ashamed? Because he should have been. If he had a tail, it would definitely be between his legs right now. Or at least if he was a self-respecting man it should have been. He should be ashamed of himself.
Steve: Um...what's a pregger?
Steve: Oooh.
Steve: Nevermind, I got it.
Natalie: you've never heard the term preggers? o.0
Natalie: hum
Steve Nope.
Natalie (11:42:51 AM): weird.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: pants ?
Annie: yes.
Annie: no.
Annie: is this a trick question?
Annie signed off at 2:49:38 PM.
Annie: in attempting to spell *grumble* I have just inadvertently spelled out *gromble* and *gruble*
Annie: how does one *gruble* anyway?
Annie: blech. health project.
Annie: don't forget!
Annie: paper due fridayish, I think.
Annie: let me check...
Annie: ouch. it's due February 28th.
Annie: That's...yes! this friday.
Annie: on one hand, I was right!
Annie: on the other hand...damn.
Annie: I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE LAZIEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED...
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persistence always seems to fizzle, then join people from 54 countries
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Annie: GRG
Auto response from Natalie: Dinnertime. :-)
"who will be there
cover when you fall
we're all chasing something
how come you never call
i thought you were all beautiful
it doesn't make sense, sense, sense.."
Annie: I don't know what I'm doing.
Annie: I think I sent myself like 5 e-mails.
Annie: I feel like an idiot.
Annie signed off at 5:34:38 PM.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: jen?
Annie: no! annie!
Annie: silly girl.
Annie signed off at 8:51:15 PM.
Annie: oh, just make him go away.
Natalie: OOOO IT'S SO NICE OUTSIDE
Annie: it is?
Natalie: 'tis!
Annie: I haven't set foot outside the house
Annie: I probably should.
Annie: I know what you're NOT thinking.
Annie: *burlap*!
another stupid argument with stevie, hehe..
Natalie: still spelled the same way i'll bet =P
Steve: NUH-UUUH!
Natalie: but yes i'd like a sandwich
Natalie: OKAY you pre-researched that one!
Steve: LSKDJf
Natalie: TRAP!
Steve: L:VEoiwnvoeiOWIEV
Natalie: TRAP!
Natalie: TRAP!
Steve: Hehehe...look what we've been reduced to...researching our own arguments beforehand and then instigating 'em.
Natalie: JOHNNY GO SKA!
Natalie: lol yes =P
Natalie: hey steve! i'll bet you think there aren't 685 files and 24 folders in my music folder!
Steve: THERE AREN'T!!!
Steve: I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING!
Natalie: BOOYA!
Natalie: hehe
Natalie: oooh you do one now
Steve: I'll bet you think I'm wearing pants!
Steve: Well...
Steve: I'M NOT!!!
Steve: :-P
Natalie: DAMMIT!
Natalie: i'm always wrong.
Adrien: Hey Nat...naturally as soon as I hang up I remembered something for mom to bring...if you could be so kind as to ask her to bring a trash bag for my laundry, it would be much appreciated...thank you so much!
Auto response from Natalie: i would, but i want all of you.
Adrien: No more potatoes? :P
Natalie: are you molting
Matt: yea, verily, until the end of the age
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: bunnies :-D
Annie: errrrrrr sharks errrrrrr
Annie: I feeel like commanding.
Annie: YOU THERE!
Annie: YES, I'm talking to YOU!
Annie: GO...do something useful.
Annie: NOW
Annie: grrrrrr
Annie: it's not tuesday.
Annie: it's not even wednesday.
Annie: I'm certain it is not thursday, friday, or saturday.
Annie: thank god it's not a monday.
Annie: you know what it is?!
Annie: sunday!
Annie: great...
Annie signed off at 3:46:45 PM.
Annie: like Jack Hannah's wild buddy adventure things that used to run in early morning tv shows.
Annie: oh no...not again...make her go aWAY
Annie: elle a un problem.
Annie: GRR
Annie: make her STOP using FRENCH
Annie: I'll use some french on her....
Annie: not the nice kind either...
Natalie: i have a better question: what has eight legs and spins round and round?
Auto response from Kendra: QUESTION: if anyone has an answer, IM me: assuming the portrait is in B&W... which would look better; a black acrylic paint... or a black oil paint?
Natalie: A SPIDER IN A WASHING MACHINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Matt: that's the kind of thing that gives people the wrong idea
Annie: LONE CONE
Auto response from Natalie: there's nothing wrong with me. i have a fish.
Annie: woooooooah
Annie: lalalala
Annie: why don't people sing "alalalal"
Annie: I like that beter.
Annie: *better
Annie: al al al al al al al al al *cha chiiiing* al al al al al al al al al *cha chiiiiiing!*
Annie: like in chorus.
Annie: oh well...I guess you have to actually hear me sing that.
Annie: otherwise it just sounds like someone's happy to see al
Annie: we don't care about him.
Annie: hit him with a stick!
Kendra: oh... i've now adopted the "stupid thing of the day" theme
Kendra: would you like to hear this mornings?
Natalie: sounds exciting
Natalie: i sure would
Kendra: i woke up with my arms behind my head... so they were completely numb....
and i was like omg where are my arms... and then they fell onto my lap and i was like
OMG OMG they're dead.... i thought they needed to be amputated for a second
there
Natalie: what were you like?
Natalie: were you like 'OMG OMG THEY'RE DEAD'
Natalie: and then..they weren't.
Natalie: that's trippy.
Kendra: shut it. i just now noticed i sounded like a braindead airheaded bleach blond
valley trash girl.
Kendra: i wish they had a "wrinkled clothing" trend...
Natalie: that'd be fun
Kendra: that one would be hot.
Natalie: incredibly hot.
Kendra: every time i think of "giggle" i see little boys looking through a peep hole at a
girl changing
Natalie: ::eyeroll:: well well
Kendra: i'm kidding
Matt: so
Matt: how goes the snickerdoodling?
Matt: I have a cold, everyone complains that i'm sarsing them
Natalie: silly sars-fearing people
Matt: wootness?
Natalie: wootness. that's a new one. just now.
Matt: okay
Matt: very good
Annie: I'm supposed to print pictures for our bulletin board.
Annie: It really is not a pretty site.
Natalie: oooo
Annie: *sight
Annie: whatever.
Steve: She could be attractive if she weren't so scary lookin'.
(HAHAHAHAHA.)
Steve: I assume poke is British slang for the COCK.
Steve: Just be all passionate about it. Show your tits!!!
Steve: Download "Gigantic"! Pleeease?
Natalie: i am!
Natalie: calm down
Steve: OH MY GOD...BUT DOWNLOAD IT NOW! Like...you don't even
understand.
Natalie: I AM
Natalie: JESUS
Steve: But, like, no. You just don't understand. I can't even explain it.
Steve: I was kidding, chill out...
Natalie: me chill out?
Steve: I AM JESUS
Steve: You're YELLING! AND I CAN'T TAKE THE YELLING! I'M AN
OOOPTIMIST!!!
Natalie: punk out!
Steve signed off at 9:46:00 PM.
Natalie: i'm updating the quotes page =)
Annie: ooh! I love it when this happens.
Steve: +=? It's like an equation goin' on all up in here!
Natalie: -2343.3/65756.234
Steve: TURN ME ON, BABY!
Natalie: CLICK!
Steve: *moan*
Steve: A mark of good friends is that we can talk about your chest.
Natalie: right
Natalie: later we will
Natalie: make a date
Natalie: raincheck yo
Steve: Damn.
Steve: Bye.
Zach: wow, your last name starts with a Z? that's awesome. it's such an
underapprecaited letter. people have such a stigma towards it because when they were
learning the alphabet, by the time they got to Z they were like "omg, i wanna get this
fucking thing done with" so they were like "blahhh, z". now people don't even THINK
about that "side" of the alphabet.
tragic if you ask me. TRAGIC INDEED.
Natalie: chicken fajita?
Auto response from Kendra: trout?
Kendra: hmm.
Matt: lonecone, i haven't seen your strangeness in a dreadful while. what's
new?
Ginny: i'm not singing the stoopid song about lambs and butterflies.
Ginny: its quite exciting!
Matt: i am goodly to be good with the goodness
Matt: yo.
Matt: ::nod::
Natalie: werdnstuff
Meera: what color shoes do you wear with a bright pinkishorangish dres?
Meera: *dress
Natalie: oooh it's like a palmer pink isn't it
Natalie: nevermind ignore that
Meera: will do
Meera: yeah so i was thinking i'd spray paint them the right color
Meera: but i haven't even found the right style
Meera: i found ONE pair, but they're $50 and i don't want to ruin them with paint
Natalie: meh =/ good point. spray painting can be messy. in a FUN way.
Meera: smells good too. :_D
Annie: N-N-N-NAPKIN DISPENSAR11111!! WTF
Annie: this should not be this amusing.
Annie: hola! parlo espagnol.
Annie: it's almost like there's a huge partay and we weren't invited...hmm...*suspicious*
Natalie: *sniffles* =(
Natalie: we should crash it.
Annie: we're unloved!
Annie: where is it, though?
Natalie: +glances around furtively+
Natalie: ..there.
Annie: furtive!!
Natalie: eee!
Annie: oh no! not there
Natalie: there?
Annie: I've been forbiddens from being there. my parents are protective in ways like that.
Natalie: oh. dang.
Natalie: i hate when that happens.
Annie: ah well. let's do it anyway.
Natalie: yay!
Annie: he just...dances.
Natalie: hehe
Natalie: he's got no arms
Natalie: as you can see
Annie: but that doesn't stop him from dancing.
Annie: *come again?*
Natalie: exactly.
Annie: ew...aw...poor kitten...
Zach: sometimes i walk around and say "HOT CHICKS, DOUBLE D'S"
Zach: how the fuck can you go from charlize theron to fucking vanessa carlton
Natalie: GOOD QUESTION
Natalie: dammit
Zach: ooooooh, that limey devil
Zach: i have sunburn on my head
Zach: it angers me
Zach: just thought i'd share
Natalie: how'd you manage that?
Natalie: and yes i appreciate your sharing
Zach: buzzed my head
Natalie: whoaa dude
Zach: didn't put sunscreen on my head
Zach: which makes NO sense because there's hair there
Zach: so it would be totally gross if i did
Zach: but anyway
Zach: my head's bright pink
Zach: and it feels like someone's setting it on fire
Natalie: haha =D and you fell in the manure
Natalie: you're so vulnerable at this point
Zach: the only thing left is death by jettisoned airline urine.
Zach: it's scary
Zach: it could happen at ANY FUCKING TIME
Natalie: CLUMP
Zach: you're walking along and BOOM
Zach: or SPLASH
Natalie: or THUD
Natalie: as you fall down
Zach: maybe like a thud, and then a boom-squish
Natalie: and then a "ohhh... shit."
Zach: and then a "no, it's piss, silly!"
Zach: no one gets that excited over an oversized mumu
Zach: meanwhile everything they throw in are things you'll NEVER use
Zach: like an automatic can-opener/hairdryer
Natalie: exactly :-D "this knife is for chopping up the rare calasphednld-weed, that DOESN'T grow in your backyard!"
Zach: i love it when they say things like "i was at the store last afternoon, and...", and then you're like "no you weren't, bitch, you were on TV, you fucking liar"
Zach: i just wanna call in and fuckin set her straight
Kendra: wooord.
Natalie: werdnstuff
Kendra: surf sides up somewhere in the world?
Natalie: +sratches head+ eh?
Kendra: *makes a little narly hand gesture*
Kendra: nvm dude.
Natalie: ee! twiggy fist
Natalie: okay.
Kendra: haha.
Kendra: i just ran over my toe with the wheel of my chair.
Kendra: always a nice time.
Natalie: i've done that!
Natalie: these wheelie chairs are so dangerous, but you don't think it.
Kendra: are you excited about that?
Natalie: mmmm
Natalie: no
Natalie: :-[
Kendra: wheelie chairs are evil.
Annie: msidofcahs
Natalie: mehs/?
Annie: YES????
Annie: what do you meannnn by that?!
Natalie: SFJL!! JNO!
Annie: I thought you were my FRIEND!!!
Annie: go...go......huh....right...
Annie: HELP SPOT SPAM
Annie: that's what I read.
Natalie: SPOT !!
Annie: what it REALLY said was. HELP STOP SPAM!
Annie: fine. forget the music. you can sit and hum like a madwoman.
Annie: eep. what're we to do about the world...FINE you typed it first.
Natalie: huh?
Natalie: wha?
Natalie: oh
Annie: I do ka-not ka-no waht to do with the thing there
Colin: so wuts up w/ u
Auto response from Natalie: i'd prefer an astronaut!
Colin: wtf!?
Adrien: Heehee Matt says that you're his cone-in-law if we ever get married. Feel loved. *g*
Katie: You will tell me when you are drunk?
Katie: A touch of irony: I thought the floor of the Sistine Chapel was the best marble
floor I saw the entire time we were in Italy, but no one looks at it.
Katie: We'll just require invitations for entrance.
Katie: And you won't have one.
Katie: So it all works out.
Katie: I have no idea why there isn't an eighteen.
Katie: That is bizzare.
Natalie: i'm sorry i can't answer your question
Katie: Now I must count to nine many more times...
Natalie: ninenineneininenine
Katie: Well, this way it all checks out...
Katie: But I don't know why 18 disappears the other way.
Katie: The sock that riseth early doth dine well on wormly substance.
Matt: ::grins:: you're the most accomodating client i've ever had
Matt: and for free, too. how nifty
Matt: oh boy! nice and ugly! ::cheer::
Natalie: which one did you watch, btw?
Matt: the featured episode. ice cream cones and skateboards
Natalie: aha
Natalie: EW
Matt: ?
Natalie: it's so gross
Matt: very
Natalie: i'm sorry, we'll stop talking about happy tree friends now
Lauren: !!!HANEM HANEM !ood ood od OOD ood
Natalie: don't have too much fun :-D
Adrien: hmmm
Adrien: we'll try to avoid kids
Matt: o, lone cone!
Matt: she doesn't [i]mean[/i] it
Matt: an astronaut instead of who?
Matt: well, people use "slot" instead sometimes.
Natalie: did you like?
Matt: it was fun to watch her play ::grin::
Natalie: =)
Matt: I guess i'm cute all over
Natalie: apparently so
Russ: hey
Russ: there is no such thing as www.girlswholikefuckingzebras.com
Russ: thats just mean.
Annie: lone CONE
Annie: *phew* she's gone! I can leave messages!
Annie: ow...my leg hurts.
Annie: I'm not sure about the cause of it.
Annie: it just...hurts.
Annie: ow.
Annie: ....sitting hurts...
Annie: I'm going to go do something.
Annie: other than sit.
Annie: with my leg hurting.
Annie: yeah.
Annie: he will be conestoga cross country! on t-shirts! wow! I can't wait to see it.
Natalie: ~poke~
Marshall: poke-a-woman
Natalie: hi
Marshall: hi
Natalie: butt
Marshall: poop stick
Natalie: yurk
Adrien: ..the company lady has a blue teddy bear
Natalie: .. and how do you know? weird
Adrien: it's on the bed in the guest room. i don't think we have any like that
Natalie: oh.
Natalie: ew
Natalie: she's got a few screws loose, methinks
Adrien: lol! probably very true. you should come see the bear
Natalie: i should
(i went and looked. 'twas indeed a blue bear on the bed.)
Natalie: they're laughing at us again!
Adrien: ha. ah well.
Steve: Didn't use a period, but I couldn't expect their relationship to have progressed that much so quickly.
Steve: HAHAHA! ********'s in deep shit and has to sell his Clie. *giggles*
(i asked him what the fuck a Clie was)
Steve: And they let people with vaginas come?
Natalie: many, actually
Steve: Yeah, see, I have no idea what that means...
Natalie: i didn't either
Steve: That's good.
Natalie: and it's SO amusing talking about weird girl.
Steve: Oh my...Ari Fleischer is retiring, Larry Brown is retiring, where will I look for my role models!? Not since Tupac was killed did I feel so alone...
Natalie: damn sickalots.
Steve: My mom scolded me yesterday for not using the correct terminology. She went over EVERY SINGLE "SYNONYM" FOR PROSTITUTE and explained them to me. :: )
* :: ) is our emoticon for a rolling of the eyes.
Natalie: why *our* church?
Steve: I don't know...
Natalie: did we offer it or something?
Natalie: it doesn't need cleaning =(
Steve: It was fucking beautiful, though...
Steve: ...and they fed you and shit.
Natalie: i'll bet they're doing something together..
Natalie: ..WITHOUT US.
Steve: Hahaha! I don't know why I find this so funny, but I'm watching a FedEx truck and a UPS truck passing each other on a small street.
Matt: so what does that mean
Auto response from Natalie: a sea anemone, you're my enemy..
Matt: you are an anemone, and I have to avoid your tentacles?
Matt: or i'm an anemone, and you're being speciesist and saying that just for that i'm an
enemy?
Matt: either way you hurt me. sigh.
Natalie: i'll tell steve to get your pie for you, just in case he didn't hear you just now.
Richard: No, it's cool, I typed in caps
Richard: so EVERYONE ON THE INTARWEB can hear me
Natalie: oh. right. then it's all good then.
Kendra: you'd be surprised how many people don't know what you know.
Natalie: i think people are generally more surprised at how much i don't know.
Kendra: prehaps you're modest.
Kendra: cohesive is nice.
Kendra: textually is more.... creative.
Kendra: and it rhymes with sexually.... which i love.
Katie: I think that was the day I was a man.
Natalie: i don't remember that day.
Richard: I FUCKING hate facial hair.
Richard: It's itchy and gr055
Natalie: all the more reason to grow it.
Kendra: if you get the ones that are coated in colored rubber... you can chew it off.
Katie: Well, make something up.
Katie: Like today I got glued to Ginny.
Natalie: um, well, i dug a tunnel to the center of the moon.
Katie: Not really, but I pretended.
Natalie: oooo
Katie: She was confused, and it messed up hallway traffic.
Natalie: i don't doubt that.
Katie: Tunnel? Mooooon?
Katie: Yaaaay!
Natalie: spoooon!
Katie: Peas are good.
Kendra: i think it
Natalie: pretttty
Kendra: is a good idea.
Natalie: *concurs*
Kendra: i cut myself off.
Natalie: that wasn't very nice.
Natalie: of you.
Kendra: i hate myself.
Natalie: i like peas more than most of my family
Katie: That is very sad. Don't you get along?
Natalie: =( i eat all the peas
Katie: Woah...
Katie: If you chew on peas, and you like them more than your family, what do you do
to your sisters?
Natalie: wha *head hurts*
Katie: You like peas better than you like your family?
Natalie: i like peas more than most of my family likes peas
Natalie: +clarifies+
Katie: Well, then.
Katie: Ahem.
Katie: I see.
Natalie: there is a big spider crossing the wall.
Natalie: oh, but i have to eat. laters.
Kendra: eat the spider.
Natalie: o.0 hmm
Kendra: eh... me thinking textually again.
Natalie: of course
Katie: First in a matter of fact manner, calm, composed: "Shun the wheat."
Then, tensely, wide-eyed and forceful: "Shun the wheat."
Rising at last to a panic: "Shun the wheat! SHUN THE WHEAT! The gluten, you wretched fools! The gluuuuuuuuuuten!"
Matt: did you grab them up and carry them kicking and screaming down and out to a
waiting white van with unmarked plates and tinted windows?
Katie: You awe at my oo?
Katie: Why, it is quite lovely, isn't it?
Katie: No, the word for today is "cohesive."
Katie: ...I suppose it is possible to be textually cohesive, though.
Natalie: no, textually.
Natalie: okay.
Katie: If pages stick together...
Natalie: oh.. yes.
Katie: Yeah, especially with the whole gender contradiction thing.
Steve: By the way, Word XP has an amazing collection of cheese in its clipart gallery.
Steve: I don't know which one to choose.
Katie: (Ah, the "hesitation" step of waltzing is easy too...)
Katie: Hmm. That was a conversation stopper...
Natalie: quite
Natalie: nah, i was just busy for a second
Katie: Yeah, he should probably keep his own hair.
Zach: it's like "ok, you're gonna kill yourself, life sucks... MOVE ON"
Katie: He thinks I'm screening Annie's calls because I asked which Steve.
Natalie: ooooh shady =)
Katie: I should have asked if he wanted to press one to talk to Annie, two to be harrassed, three to buy a lemming, four to become a lemming, five to have me sing a
song about an injured cat...
Matt: see, 'yay' is pronounced 'yayuh'
Matt: so it's more realistic to write it huyay
Natalie: oh, okay
Matt: which would be like HU-yah!
Richard: Ya. Sure.
Natalie: ya whatever
Natalie: YOU 'ONT KNOW ME
Richard: Ppppsh, whateva!
Natalie: YOU'RE WRONG
Natalie: stop hatin' yo
Richard: You be frontin.
Natalie: totally bitch
Richard: Mhmm.
Matt: what if both parties are assassins?
Matt: that presents logistical difficulties
Natalie: then it makes things exponentially difficult.
Matt: i'm not even aware of a way a Ms Assasin could ... DIFB
Matt: maybe i'm hopelessly ignorant
Matt: but I think your thesis is flawed.
Natalie: i'm always right
Natalie: c'mon now
Natalie: don't be hatin' yo
Matt: i'm not hatin' ::grin:: just questioning your sexual positions
Zach: so it's like an orgy of goodness.
Matt: truthfully without a cone in the world
Matt: de-coned, one could say
Matt: SUPER LEMONS! ROCK ON, YO!
Matt: noops?
Annie: you don't say...
Annie: you know what I say?
Annie: traffic cone!
Jonathan: whats the point of always running against the screen
Natalie: he LIKES it
Natalie: let him be happy.
Jonathan: doesnt he see that there is a wall of invisible particles blocking his way
Natalie: just because he's different..doesn't mean you have to make fun of him.
Jonathan: he doesnt look too happy when you see his smushed face
Natalie: he's smiling inside =(
Anna: red is the color of our hair.... which means its an AMAZING color.
Jonathan: yea, because normal people prefer not to eat a grey patato
Natalie: of course.. but i'm not normal
Jonathan: we all knew
Natalie: i know =(
Annie: lone cone!
Annie: I need a new backpack
Annie: I'm going to get a new backpack.
Annie: *to the little mermaid tune* la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa la la la la la la la la
la la. doom. da seeweeeed is alllvays greener. in somebodie elses plase. you dreeem
about gooohing up dere. but dat id a big mishtake.
Annie: lucy's being rude again
Annie: she told me to "HURRY UP WITH AOL"
Annie: even though she's already been online today...
Adrien: *is laughing in spite of herself*
Matt: That is my fish leg!
Katie: Or so he claims.
Annie: wasn't that saturday's task?
Natalie: oh well.
Natalie: wait, last saturday?
Natalie: probably.
Annie: no, this saturday.
Annie: you told me that today
Natalie: oh.. i finish then.
Natalie: i finish then.
Natalie: i'm not *quite* done.
Annie: you finish then? you finish then?
Annie: hehe...
Natalie: i finish then.
Natalie: =D
Annie: close
Annie: gah!
Natalie: eh?
Annie: so many redundancies redundancies
Annie: or...whatever they are.
Annie: *cough*
Natalie: sarrrrs!
Natalie: *dons surgical mask*
Annie: *it's a tie on! it's a tie on! it's a tie on surgical ma-a-ask...it's a tie on! it's a
tie on! it's a tie on surgical maaaaaaaaask!!!1*
Natalie: how'd it go?
Steve: Um...
Steve: I told him *everything*.
Natalie: oh?
Steve: It wasn't so bad, actually.
Katie: By the way - Matthew is dead.
Natalie: oh no.
Natalie: but my sister was just talking to him.
Katie: He's been dead since last night.
Natalie: oh really?
Katie: When was she talking to him?
Natalie: just now.
Natalie: 15 minutes ago. phone
Katie: Then perhaps she's been informed.
Natalie: hmm.
Steve: I'm in such a loving mood right now...don't know why.
Natalie: aww how nice
Natalie: does that mean i can show you another hot jimmy picture?
Steve: But then again, I've never been inside of one. And from what I hear, it's all
gross until you do it but then it's like a euphorical high...but...ugh.
I TOOK OUT THE PART IN PARENTHESES HAHAHA NOW YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT AHWOOOOO.. power.
Matt: ::grins:: she's an adventure
Natalie: that she is.
Matt: then again, in a different way, so are you
Natalie: i don't doubt that.
Steve: Like, for example, lots of completely heterosexual girls can be like, "Oh, she's hot," but what they really mean is that they w...
Natalie: does your yearbook staff have to follow the guidelines of "first sentence present
tense, second sentence past tense"? it makes for REALLY awkward captions.
Steve: I've never heard of that...
Steve: That's kind of odd. Why would you do that?
Natalie: just for structure i guess.
Steve: "Greta is hot. She really did have a nice vagina."
Steve: Like that?
Steve: Guess what I got?
Natalie: ..?
Natalie: head?
Steve: An e-mail from a hot girl who I met at the Yale reunion last year. See if you can find the part that I'm pissed about.
Natalie: k
Steve: > I'm using *****s dads email. I'm in boston.
> Wellesley reunion is going on. I'm here sat and sun
> and friday. My dads cell phone is 31* 9*7 **4. Or
> respond to this and *****s father rick will respond
> or tell me. ** (***)-
Natalie: um
Natalie: hmm =/
Natalie: oh
Natalie: dad's cell phone #?
Steve: Bingo.
Steve: Only 9 digits.
Steve: She forgot one.
Natalie: hahhaha
Steve: It took me 20 minutes to get up the nerve to call.
Natalie: that sucks.
Steve: ...then I dialed, and thought...FUCK.
Natalie: what'd you call??
Natalie: oh.
Steve: I was half-way through the number when I noticed it and hung up.
Natalie: haha
Natalie: that's horrible.
Steve: There are only 40 possibilities of what her number could be...
Natalie: hehe
Natalie: go fer it.
(steve seems to run into this problem quite a lot..)
Matt: I do now go forth with intent and malice aforthought to WASH said person, being
one human being, MYSELF, on this day, the seventh of june, in the year of our lord
two thousand and three, so help me god. amen. yes.
Natalie: aMEN.
Matt: very true. I am.
Katie: Reveal the chihuahua!
Natalie: jack!
Katie: Beans!
Natalie: chicken fajita?
Katie: Eat a burrita?
Natalie: with lotsa meata?
Katie: Made in Oneida?
Natalie: oh no
Natalie: i'm not so good at this
Katie: You just started with a tricky word.
Katie: The "ate" thing went on for hours.
Steve: Next thing you know you're gonna buy a $4 bottle of Fiji water, open it up, and realize that the taste is getting more and more liquor-like.
Steve: ...that's why the price is going up.
Natalie: of course.
Steve: This is why I hate Republicans.
Steve: The square, the shape of the bottle, has four sides. The HTML hex code for pure red, the traditional Republican color, is FF0000. Notice how there are six numbers/letters? Yeah, well, six is 150% of four...the number of sides to a cross-section of the Fiji/gin bottle!
Steve: I know you're too outraged to speak, but swallow your outrage and disgust, we must do something about this.
Natalie: 0.0
Natalie: *shocked*
Natalie: you should file a complaint.
Steve: NATALIE, ARE YOU SO BLIND THAT YOU DON'T EVEN SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!?
Steve: "Complaint" has nine letters.
Natalie: OMIGOD
Natalie: *atone, atone, atone!*
Steve: That's five more (which is one more than four) than four. Which is the aforementioned number.
Natalie: REPENT DAMN YOU
Natalie: +gulps down holy water+
Natalie: FIIIIJJIIIII
Steve: YOU FUCKING IDIOT! HOLY HAS FOUR LETTERS! STOP THE
INSANITY!!!
Steve: Yeah...
Steve: But you're my *sane* friends...and...I need to be sane.
Natalie: money!
Katie: Beans!
Natalie: oo
Katie signed off at 11:46:44 PM.
Steve: Haha, it's really funny...I'm trying to get Marshall to care.
Steve: Hahaha! Marshall is complaining 'cause his computer ain't working, and
I'm just going on and on about gay rights.
Steve: I think it's so funny how they try to argue that gays are going to tear apart Christian society.
Natalie: god, i know.
Natalie: this is disgusting.
Natalie: write them an e-mail.
Natalie: i couldn't; i don't have the right skills. you should.
Natalie: write to *******@lc.org and fuck them over
Natalie: politely.
Matt: where is the Fish Leg?
Matt: I miss it, I need it, I want it! Don't be asleep!
Matt: noooo!
Matt: ah
Matt: found it
Matt signed off at 5:07:02 AM.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: i think you're telling this story to a complete stranger ?
Annie: nonono. I know who you are.
Annie: you know what else?
Annie: I have bubbles!
Katie: Heeheehee...
Katie: I'm a legalized quoteperson!
Katie: And I don't have to wear a bearded disguise and go by the name of Walt anymore!
Katie: It's difficult to eat if one's moustache keeps sliding down one's face.
Katie: Just so you know.
Matt: "Russ: hey
Russ: there is no such thing as www.girlswholikefuckingzebras.com
Russ: thats just mean."
Matt: I checked that too
Matt: and he's right.
steve trying to communicate through text messages on his cell phone. very difficult.
Natalie: ahhhhhhhmananmanamammooooose
Steve: Cell phone
Natalie: i know.
Natalie: it has a little mobile thing next to your sn
Steve: YAY
Natalie: and then it says "This member is using a mobile device!" except without the exclamation point. i just wanted to be excited about it.
Natalie: YAY
Steve: This is hard
Natalie: i know
Natalie: i do it on my calculmalatom all the time
Natalie: (calculator)
Steve: God i hate it
Natalie: aww, this is no fun
Steve: What?
Natalie: you!
Steve: ?
Natalie: naw, forget it
Steve: This is hard
Natalie: i know hun
Natalie: i'll brb
Natalie: backeth
Steve: 48*9*5**79
Natalie: now?
Natalie: must go
Natalie: laters.
Kendra: i'm still lost.
Kendra: my level of intelligence is in danger.
Kendra: damn.
Natalie: nevermind, i didn't get it either
Steve: Haha, it sounded like hazing. I expected you to come back with a painted face, hung over, and without anything on but a trash can.
Katie: It would be really weird if people traded hair...
meera: MONKEYBUTT
Auto response from Natalie: and if i don't see, then it's for want of you.
meera: I'M IN FRANCE
meera: aaaaaaaaaaaah
meera signed off at 3:56:16 PM.
Richard: Bela fleck and the flecktones, motherfucker!
Natalie: awright
Richard: Hey.
Richard: You plugged my site!
Richard: +3 cool points
Natalie: karma
Katie: Which is more threatening: close proximitied whisperings of feminine wile, or "appendectomy, Monte Cristo, papercut, sandwich" ?
Natalie: the former.
Katie: I think it's overall an effective combination of the two, but which taken alone?
Katie: The former?
Katie: Why so?
Natalie: i don't know.
Natalie: i don't like the word vile.
Natalie: nevermind. that says wile.
Katie: I'm pretty sure I don't want that type of person poking around through the contents of my brain.
Natalie: do you want anyone poking through your brain? i wouldnt
Katie: Well, true.
Annie: lone cone!
Annie: cone lone!
Annie: enoc enol
Annie: WHERE BE YOU AT?!
Annie: I'll RFFEFFY you!
(a glimpse of ginny/natalie language)
Natalie: hey der
Ginny: dood!
Natalie: hi!!
Ginny: what shappenin?
Natalie: nar much
Ginny: glooob.
Natalie: arghle
Ginny: splootch.
Natalie: i is reading yer joornal
Ginny: ooo!ness.
Ginny: i'm upshemadating.
Natalie: me toos
Ginny: whee!
Ginny: done!
Natalie: awright!
Matt: i've never buyed a girl clothes before. so.
Natalie: it is difficult
Matt: at least i'm not trying to buy her underwear
Natalie: ooo.. good point
Matt: ::laughs:: which i understand takes much fitting and testing and trying-on
Matt: which I am not equipped to do.
Natalie: ya, that's what i've always thought
Steve: I can't tell what you mean by that.
Natalie: oh well
Steve: See, normally guys would want the whole school to know, but I'm sure she contorted the story into some kind of viscious date-rape situation.
Steve: No, I mean when she came out of the robot factory. You know, where they built her?
Natalie: have you ever accidentally said "lol" outloud?
Natalie: i haven't
Natalie: but i almost did
Natalie: i had to stop myself
Natalie: it was enormously depressing
Natalie: lawwllllll
Natalie: pardon?
Natalie: what's marshall got to do with me?
Steve: He's notorious for lame excuses for things.
Natalie: oh that's right, i want his babies
Steve: Quick. To a strip club! Women...men...it doesn't matter, I just need to see naked people! QUICK!
Richard: So..
Auto response from Natalie: and i can really bring you down
love that smile right off your face..
Richard: Bugger.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: "when life gives you lemons, you should clone them, and make SUPER lemons!"
-dr. scudworth
Annie: I ran over my toe with my closet door.
Annie: guess what?
Natalie: what??
Annie: now there's skin hanging off of it! and it's bleeding!
Natalie: ewww! clean it up!
Annie: it's like a whole chunk!
Natalie: stoppit!
Annie: that's a nasty word, isn't it? CHUNK!
Natalie: CHUNKY!
Annie: yes!
Annie: and BLOODY!
Natalie: eww
Annie: meh...
Natalie: bleed buckets
Annie: nah..just a smidge.
Annie: I have to go now.
Annie: must tend to the toe!
Natalie: have fun!
Annie: toe tending. sounds like an olympic sport
Natalie: feel better toe
Annie: it waves goodbye...sorta.
Ginny: we saw dave carlton in a used cd store
Natalie: haha
Natalie: i should've gone!
Natalie: that would've been tres funny
Ginny: he tried to get me to buy a cd all about sex.
Natalie: hmm, which cd?
Ginny: i dunno.. "big bad songs about fucking" or sommat like that.
Leslie: I stashed some Kudos I bought..but I can't eat it out here..someone bigger'n me will take it and snap my hand like a twig.
Leslie: Mmm twigs..I am a GENIUS.
Natalie: twigs
Leslie: FREE FOOD!
Natalie: bark!
Leslie: Go back to the mother beaver..
Natalie: beaver?
Leslie: Twigs. Trees and things.
Leslie: they chew on those.
Natalie: ahaaaa.
Leslie: Sometimes.
Leslie: But there are killer tomatoes outside.
Leslie: You must remember the tomatoes.
Leslie: The birds are their ememies.
Leslie: And they thrive on horsey-poos.
Natalie: birds can be mean
Leslie: -scrunches nose-
Leslie: smelly horsey-poos.
Natalie: YOU'RE A SMELLY HORSEY-POO
Leslie: The world is so confusing..-sobs-
Natalie: +pats head+ it's okay, it's okay
Leslie: -shakes leg-
Leslie: Eat what? Buyign food requiares a car, and I refuse to drive.
Leslie: buynig
Natalie: byuing
Natalie: hehe
Leslie: re...qu...ires..
Leslie: buy...ing..
Natalie: there ya go
Leslie: guh..
Natalie: caterpillar?
Katie: May the winds of whimsy that tickle your spirit be as docile or as frisky as the feathers tamed in Aeolean manner with violin utensils.
Katie: Right.
Natalie: oh, okay
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: If you think you are free, then escape is impossible.
CHAOS IS THE NORM.
Annie: JULIA!
Annie: *shriek*
Annie signed off at 3:46:33 PM.
Steve (8:34:49 PM): I'm sort of being not serious, it's not that bad...I mean, you can expect two hours of homework for four hours of class.
Natalie: (8:34:57 PM): true
Steve (8:35:04 PM): And I have to concede that it's more like thirty minutse of homework, 90 of procrastinating.
Natalie: (8:35:25 PM): haha, good point
Natalie: (8:38:56 PM): mmm i love peanut butter
Steve (8:44:06 PM): I'll be right back.
steve no likey peanut butter =(
Richard: Need talk.
Natalie: ah ha
Natalie: i am filler
Richard: You'll do.
Annie: ah yes.
Annie: JULIA!
Annie: no, no...seriously now.
Annie: I'm still in mes pyjamas.
Annie: mon pyjama?
Annie: I don't remember.
Annie: I think it's plural...
Annie: at any rate.
Annie: isn't that an odd expression?
Annie: I always thought it was.
Annie: I mean...what are they trying to say?
Annie: at any rate...like...you don't have to pay for it?
Annie: is it kind of like a penny for your thoughts only you get more money than just a penny?
Annie: hmm...*pondering*
Annie: I haven't left you messahges for a long time.
Annie: I'm tired of having to talk to myself.
Annie: there's no one online.
Annie: this isn't fair...
Annie: oh wait!
Annie: I blocked everyone, didn't I?
Annie: hehe...silly me...
Annie: breakfast*
Annie: wow. I am always spelling that one wrong.
Annie: breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast breakfast
Annie: I wrote it out...17 times for you
Annie: now I'll spell it correctly.
Annie: hey! all that spelling out of breakfast made me very very hungry.
Annie: (did you notice? I spelled it right that time.)
Annie: oooooh! I want ice cream
Annie: byebye!
Annie signed off at 11:04:17 AM.
Annie: I'm trying to learn how to work my bagpipes -- so far I haven't even succeeded in an unpleasant squawk.
Annie: it's kind of annoying that I cannot even make it make any sound. I wouldn't mind it if it were really really annoying, but it's almost like they're broken.
Annie: I didn't do it!
Annie: hmm...
Annie: I'll have to test my theory and maybe take out my disappointment on someone's banjo...
Natalie: tra la la
Richard: Stop yelling you stupid German bitch.
Ginny: ew.
Ginny: you're like, right next to me.
Matt: stuff's getting wierd around here, yo
Ginny (1:41:29 AM): yellow jello.
Auto response from Natalie (1:41:29 AM): i am social and i have a few friends.
i'm with them now.
i'll get back to you when i get bored of having a life (i'm sure it won't take long).
Ginny (1:41:36 AM): you have friends???
Ginny (1:41:41 AM): you're playing uno.
Ginny (1:41:48 AM): and a man is trying to eat me from the window.
Matt: okay.
Auto response from Natalie: squirt!
Matt: now you worry me.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: squirt!
Annie: ewww...
Annie: it's all over the place...
Annie: that's disgusting.
Steve: What do you mean, "excuse me"?
Natalie: excuse me?
Natalie: what?
Natalie: hahahahahaha!
Natalie: don't worry, i find it funny
Natalie: i'm sorry, i know that didn't make you feel better.
Steve: Sorry that I'm telling you all of these funny things and then not laughing...but...you know. :-(
Natalie: righto
Natalie: yes
Steve: :-(
Natalie: people hurt in different ways
Natalie: don't worry, you're still special :-)
Steve: :-D
Steve: I thought you were saying something about cars.
Steve: HAHAHA...
Natalie: god, i thought you were kidding the whole time
Matt: ::ping::
Auto response from Natalie: butterflies in my stomach.
Matt: that was NOT a smiley.
Annie: NATALIE. you poop.
Annie: Ginny says, "I poop too."
Chelsea: I saw pirates' of the Carabinean(if thats how u spell it) IT WAS GREAT!!
Auto response from Natalie: shleeping.
Chelsea: sleeping's for losers
Ginny: are you there?
Ginny: AHHH
Ginny: that was so scary.
Ginny: nobody was on my buddy list.
Ginny: and then they all signed in at once.
Ginny: eep!
Natalie: oh my cod i love it
Annie: I can't see it!
Natalie: why not??
Annie: I can't get to my journal!
Natalie: WHY THE HELL NOT?
Natalie: sorry, outburst
Annie: I don't know!
Natalie: grr
Annie: gah! what the...
Annie: mark!
Natalie: dot dot dot
Annie: mark is driving katie somewhere!
Natalie: whoa!! the car~
Natalie: *!
Annie: I know!
Annie: he can drive!
Natalie: amazing
Annie: my mother let him drive katie.
Natalie: i'm appalled.
Natalie: or shocked.
Natalie: or whatever i'm supposed to be.
Natalie: pleasantly surprised?
Annie: shocked.
Natalie: okay.
Natalie: i am shocked that such an event would take place..
Adrien: cause she talked about pleh... even i know pleh...
Natalie: haha, speaking of which, i'm teaching matt the aesthetics of pleh
Natalie: MartianArchitect: pleh!
Natalie: HELP!
Adrien: ROFL!! natalie i had no idea
Adrien: zebras... sheep.... my my.... ::snickering::
Adrien: wow. and here i am listening to mariah carey. heh.
Natalie: oh for shame
DISCLAIMER[in adrien's defense]: not usual. to my knowledge.
Katie: I like eyebrows.
Natalie: yes..
Natalie: yes yes
Natalie: eyebrows are interesting
Katie: I am sure I have told you this already.
Natalie: i'm sure it's mutual
Natalie: eyebrows are generally kindly things
Katie: Sometimes they can be sinister, however.
Natalie: oh.. i know
Katie: Yes yes.
Natalie: ..personal experience?
Katie: Hm...
Katie: Not really.
Natalie: just checking.
Gina: Verily Shiny.
Natalie: yea verily
Matt: EYEBROWS ROCK!
Matt: you're the only member of your family who doesn't break my head with your logic
Natalie: i have logic?
Natalie: unbeknownst to me..
Natalie: i like logic puzzles
Matt: me, too
Matt: "Oh my cod! Explorations into medieval underwear" is the title of a website
Matt: but that's a seriously big cod there
Natalie: hah!
Natalie: slay the bull. eat it.
Matt: "what you do now, man? that heap big buffalo!" "Slay bull. Eat."
Matt: ::waves his tentacle at her::
Matt: ..... wait
Matt: never mind
Matt: I don't
Matt: so your unruths can escape with my tentacle desire, and we'll just avoid the subject in the future
Natalie: i think that should work out fine
Matt: very good
Annie: I talked to Mark yesterday.
Annie: We talked about pictures of grapefruit among other things.
Zach: i saw all of the unitarian people today in the prudential center wearing those necklace nametags with the little purple and gold ribbons hanging from them, hehehe
Natalie: yay! that would be so tres hella ultra uber cool
Caitlin: um... how was that again?
Annie: OH EM GEE!
Auto response from Natalie: --beach--
.back thursday.
Annie: GUESS WHAT?!
Annie: *hint hint*
Annie: It's my HALF BIRTHDAY!
Annie: yup yup! I can drive in 6 months.
Annie: [happy hippo emoticon that doesn't show up properly here]
Annie: I'ma make me a cake.
Annie: Do you remember when you said you saw Jesus walking down the road?
Auto response from Natalie: --beach--
.back thursday.
Annie: I SAW HIM TOO!
Annie: Only, I was walking too!
Annie: if you randomly decided to say say say something three times every time you spoke, would you develop a speech impairment?
Natalie: i suppose, after a certain amount of time time time
[this produced a rather lengthy dialogue consisting of annie and i talking in in in sentences that contained at least one word that repeated three times. if if if interested, continue reading. if just this this this much hurts your head, skip the next section.]
Annie: yeah...that would would would suck.
Natalie: i guess i'd i'd i'd have to agree
Annie: hehehe...
Annie: oh my cod! that works!
Annie: maybe we've already got got got one.
Natalie: hehehe!!!
Natalie: (three exclamation marks marks marks too)
Annie: that's more than one one one thing in the same sentence tripled.
Natalie: isn't that that that incredible?
Annie: yes oh oh oh so very
Natalie: haha =) =) =)
Annie: *grin*... *times three?*
Natalie: yes!!!
Annie: hehehe...the multiple exclamation points are kind of obnoxious...
Annie: hehehe...
Natalie: i thought so so so too
Annie: does it work work work if you put three 'o's in too?
Annie: like tooo?
Natalie: yes i think think think so
Annie: that's coool
Natalie: yesss
Annie: wheee!
Natalie: are we we we cheating now?
Natalie: i feel like like like a rebel
Natalie: rebele
Natalie: (threee e's)
Annie: yeah yeah yeah. I think it kind of of of defeats the point.
Natalie: yes yes yes
Annie: Does does does any multiple of three count?
Annie: Could I say say say say say say something six times?
Natalie: oh god you you you are hurting my head
Annie: my tooth hurts hurts hurts.
Annie: I don't know know know why.
Natalie: you should get that checked checked checked out
Annie: I just had had had a dentist appointment.
Annie: Oh god god god. this is getting to be be be a habit.
Natalie: i'm getting scared scared scared
Natalie: and and and nervous-like
Annie: I am am am to.
Annie: *tooo
Natalie: me tooo
Annie: and and and itchy.
Natalie: wow, i guess that was was was redundant
Annie: I don't get get get it.
Annie: Ow ow ow. This hurts hurts hurts.
Annie: Too too too much brain power.
Natalie: +holds holds holds head+
Annie: *sniff sniff sniff* I I I want to stop.
Natalie: make it it it stop annie!
Annie: Okay okay okay!
Natalie: annie annie annie! (hehehe)
Annie: I think your dog wants to eat eat eat my posessions.
Annie: First the hat, then the shoe shoe shoe.
Natalie: i remember that that that well
Natalie: hat hat hat?
Annie: He only only only tried.
Natalie: oh oh oh
Annie: When I first first first met Steve.
Natalie: i'm not not not sure i remember but i'll take your word for it
Annie: Heheheh.
Natalie: makes sense i i i guess
Annie: I'm done done DONE!
Annie: Gah!
Annie: I can't take it any more!
Natalie: UGH
Natalie: +collapses+
Annie: *sigh*
Annie: On google there are hundreds of pictures of people hanging backwards over the ledge to do it.
Annie: did you say something?
Annie: I thought you said something...
Annie: that was weird.
Annie: grr!
Annie: don't DO that.
Annie: oso very
Annie: wow.
Annie: oh so very
Natalie: oso!
Natalie: that's a cool name too, haha
Annie: I didn't mean to do it that way.
Natalie: i'ma name my next pet oso
Annie: or orso. like chicken orso.
Annie: wasn't that in a commercial?
Annie: I'ma name my pet cow.
Natalie: orso?
Annie: I think it's a type of rice/pasta
Natalie: you're going to name your pet "cow," or you're going to name your pet that's a cow?
Annie: now you'll just have to ponder that, now won't you? ;-)
Annie: I haven't started my 50 page packet yet.
Natalie: +cries+
Annie: I'm going to die.
Natalie: i'm going to eat lunch
Annie: I died in katie's room today. that was fun.
Natalie: oh really
Annie: yes!
Natalie: interesting
Annie: I just kind of...fell over.
Natalie: tell me about it when i get back
this was the craziest thing ever:
Natalie: what's wrong?
Annie: my EYYYYYYYYYYES!!
Annie: signed off at 9:57:53 PM.
Annie: how long does it take a manilla envelope to go somewhere in the mail?
Natalie: no idea
Annie: me neither.
Steve: It made sputtering noises. :-(
Natalie: yep
Steve: Yep?
Natalie: yep
Steve: What're you yepping to?
Natalie: just saying hi
Steve: Oooh.
Natalie: yep
Urine_Trouble: jesus was a mad playa yo and dat virgin mary, she be out workin da corner doin the nast wit all the shepard and I bet even those three wise guys had their way with her
PissZombieYum: Who cares about Jesus. I mean he obviously sucked, because his dad, God, just frickin abandoned him on Earth to be a bastard child, and God is suppose to not do stuff like that...but oh, he did. Jesus sucked.
Natalie: that's a palindrome =(
Annie: yes it is.
Annie: was that a question?
Steve: How are you?
Natalie: i'm dandy
Steve: No, I mean, how're you getting yourself into so much trouble?
Natalie: oh
Steve: And she thinks you don't like her.
Natalie: i like po
Natalie: oh
Natalie: is it because of that entry she has
Natalie: where me and annie are talking
Natalie: ?
Natalie: because i'm sorry about that
Natalie: it's just so much fun
Steve: No, because of "EW EW KILL IT!" ...
Natalie: OH
Natalie: oh my god explain it to her
Natalie: please
Natalie: that it wasn't even directed to her at all i was just joking about your joke
Natalie: are you explaining it to her?
Steve: I did, I did.
Natalie: good
Natalie: what did she say?
Steve: "They still don't like me."
Natalie: guhh
Natalie: haha that'd be so fuckin funny
Natalie: i'd laugh like shit
Natalie: i'd be all "hey what up dawg"
Natalie: "letz check skedules yo"
Natalie: "hawt diggity u have amer lit w/ me!!!"
Natalie: hahahahaha
Natalie: that'd be funny
Natalie: i can juggle
Natalie: one thing at a time
Steve: Ha!
Natalie: no really
Natalie: it's not that hard
Annie: did they find all the drugs you had put into your shampoo bottles?
Natalie: yesh! i was so upset
Annie: and they're still letting you go?
Annie: unreal...
Natalie: they're very kind.
Annie: oh no! I always carry a ruth around in my pocket.
Annie: so I won't be caught ruthless
Annie: that would be awful.
Natalie: oooh!
Natalie: i am currently elephant-less!
Steve: Does the phrase "periwinkle platypus" scream "FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL"?
Zach: and EVERYONE had a ribbon
Zach: i figured it was that "everybody's a winner when you're a unitarian" mentality, lol
Zach: someone took 300 things of koolaid and threw them in the reflecting pool today
Natalie: whoa
Zach: well, late last night technically
Natalie: interesting
Zach: ya
Zach: one side of it's pink
Natalie: that would be highly amusing
Natalie: to some
Zach: i took pictures of the people in go carts driving around with red hands
Zach: lol
Natalie: lmao =) that'd be great
Zach: yeah, i hope they come out
Natalie: oooh good luck
Zach: i'll be seriously peeved if they dont
Zach: things like that don't happen often
Zach: this could be my big break
Zach: lol
Natalie: this is true
Zach: "caught red handed"
Natalie: hahaha! do it
Zach: they're easy to sing in the shower
Natalie: oooh i know
Zach: which is basically my sole criteria when it comes to music
Zach: if you can't sing it in the shower, it SUCKS.
Natalie: that's why you're so into ska =D
Zach: hell yeah
Zach: and polka
Natalie: and bluegrass
Zach: not bluegrass >:o
Zach: post-bluegrass
Natalie: oh, oh
Natalie: sorry
Natalie: =)
Zach: just don't do it again
Natalie: am i forgiven?
Zach: it depends
Zach: when i go to the ATM tomorrow, will i mysteriously find a million dollars more in my account?
Natalie: more!
Natalie: more than a million
Zach: i don't want more than a million, goddammit
Natalie: picky picky
Zach: WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
Natalie: YOU CAN'T BE A CHOOOOSER
Zach: i can't fit more than a million in my pockets
Zach: FUCKER
Natalie: so get bigger pockets
Natalie: WHORE
Zach: they're cargo pants
Zach: CHODE
Natalie: you should get a big pocket-ful coat
Natalie: SKANK
Zach: who wears coats in the summer?
Zach: JERKOFF
Natalie: people with a million+ dollars
Natalie: BASTARD
Zach: grrrrrrr
Zach: DUMMY
Natalie: you.. you.. BUCKETHEAD
Natalie: dummy is a good CD =)
Zach: the crash test dummies are the greatest band to ever exist
Zach: besides the fat boys
Zach: and marky mark & the funky bunch god, our conversations are so spastic. it goes on from here, and every couple lines we'd randomly change the subject. crazy.
*****: i have a penis
*****: *had
*****: yea
*****: i lost it in 'nam
*****: damn charlie stealing my cock--
Steve: I love your sanity.
Natalie: but there's nothing for me to say
Natalie: that isn't like "you stupid bitch"
Steve: I blinded her with SCIENCE!
Natalie: SKY ENCEEEEEEE
Steve: Now I remember how I usually feel everyday after school.
Annie: I COUNTED YOUR WORDS for god's sake. how could I be wrong?!
Annie: merh! katie's flipping out.
Natalie: bout what?
Annie: I warned her. I didn't think she'd mind.
Annie: *sigh*
Auto response from Natalie: puttin' the dinner in the body
Annie: later, are you going to have a message that says, " puttin' the dinner out of the body? "
Annie: ... sorry, that was uncalled for.
Natalie: brb
Katie: 'K.
Natalie: return
Katie: Hello.
Natalie: hello
Katie: Goodbye.
Natalie: goodbye (i'm not supposed to talk to katie.)
Steve: You're lucky that I'm not an abusive husband and you're not my wife.
Steve: Or I'd hit you.
Steve: ...if that made any sense.
Annie: you're lucky I'm not an abusive woman and you're not my manslave. or I'd tape you to a wall and eat my wonderful chicken in front of you.
silent audio x: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Zach: i AM SOOOOOOO DUNM
Auto response from Natalie: And now the bad news:
potatoes.
Zach: DURNK
Zach: DYBJK
Zach: YAH
Zach: you know wh zat i meran
Zach: yeahnrt
Zach: fwgv
Zach: fbgv
Katie: Do you ever feel silly about buying tomatoes in cans?
Auto response from Natalie: i am colorblind
Katie: It's absurd. It really is.
Richard: Fuckin' unitarians
Richard: Have fun with that FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH
Natalie: *mark's laugh*
Ben M: lol
Ben M: *points finger at head*
Annie: I am not. I'm advaaaaaaaaaaanced.
Auto response from Natalie: you're just like all the rest. :-)
Steve: Wait...
Auto response from Natalie: and i just keep thinking that i never meant it to be like this.
Steve: Oh. :-(
Steve: It makes you feel better with no side effects.
Natalie: i should go =(
Steve: Please do. :-P
Natalie: man, it has side effects for me
Natalie: oh shut it
Steve: Yes'am.
Natalie: babbb]\\\\ my head hurts
Steve: No, I meant...like...
Steve: And GET 'EM UP THE ASS!
Natalie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Steve: TAKE YOUR FUCKING LONECONE123 THING OFF!
Natalie: oh right
Natalie: ask nicely
Steve: Please?
Tesso: When Bud eats the crickets right away, I have no guilt about the little guys dying. It's when they hang around for a few days and I get to know them. They have twitchy little antennae and push themselves up against the glass, begging me for freedom. I'm a monster!
Steve: In the middle of something random, you should raise your hand and when he picks on you, look at [name removed] and go, "MOLDOVA IS A COUNTRY IN EUROPE."
Steve: And then just STARE.
Annie: no, the point was that we'd put the polar bear there anyway
Steve: "Hahaha...staggots!!!"
Allison: email is really weird
Allison: as is IM
Allison: i mean, how does it work?
Allison: and like fax machines?
Natalie: fax machines!!
Natalie: those amaze me
Allison: ME TOO
Allison: i don't understand.
Natalie: like, honestly.. i'm fascinated.. it's a piece of paper here, and then, then it goes
through the thing, and you still ahve it, but THEY HAVE IT TOO
Natalie: crazy
Natalie: dO It
Natalie: oi!
Annie: oi?
Natalie: oi.
Annie: oh. oi see.
Natalie: =)
Natalie: tricky
Natalie: troicky
Annie: croikey
Natalie: i'm hoingry!
Natalie: ..i think
Annie: really?
Natalie: no
Natalie: i don't know
Annie: wait a minute...
Natalie: byebye
Annie signed off at 9:14:42 PM.
Annie: lone cone!
Auto response from Natalie: -[reclusion]-
Annie: reclusion...
Annie: recluse : A person who withdraws from the world to live in seclusion and often in
solitude.
Annie: noooononooooo
Annie: don't do that.
Annie: how're you?
Natalie: meh
Annie: meh is a sound.
Annie: not a feeling.
Annie: now be descriptive.
Annie: you of many words.
Annie: you can be feeling mehed.
Annie: I've been that before.
Annie: you can't really feel meh.
Annie: that wouldn't work.
Annie: I had food.
Annie: it made me happy.
Natalie: meh + 2(meh) - (meh/meh) = 1%meh
Natalie: =).
Annie: the wonderful chicken one was one of my favourite conversations ever that I had with
steve.
Annie: excuse the spanish.
Annie: I don't speak it.
Annie: hubmcoeneducation ecmencois smcoeifor lcmeoicnpeople wmcokdowho
cakmociohave tskmcoietime flkmcoicfor hkmcoihomework...
Annie: (*talking like we do in the hallways*)
Annie signed on at 3:57:58 PM.
Annie: lone cone!
Natalie: gimble!
Annie: lone cone!
Natalie: gimble!
Annie: lone cone!
Annie: I have to go.
Natalie: gimble!
Natalie: me too.
Annie: poo.
Annie: byebye!
Natalie: byebye!
Annie signed off at 3:59:58 PM.
Annie: you know what today is?
Annie: that's a serious question.
Annie: ponder it.
Annie: TODAY.
Annie: not tomorrow.
Annie: TODAY.
Annie: oh bored bored bored.
Annie: walruses.
Annie: I have a walrus in my closet.
Annie: no joke.
Annie: I really do.
Annie: ...that didn't last long.
Annie: it's hard to think when there's a buddy icon like that.
Annie: it's so pretty.
Annie: see how my thought processes evolved?
Annie: it's like... evolution of the thoughts of annie.
Annie: who said anything about al?!
Annie: have you ever listened to steve's answering machine on his phone?
Natalie: nope
Annie: it's strange.
Natalie: i'll do that now
Annie: yay!
Natalie: he picked up
Annie: what?!
Annie: the loser.
Natalie: now he won't answer
Natalie: i can't hear anything
Natalie: huuhhhhh this is weird
Annie: hang up and let me call. :-)
...
Annie: yay!
Annie: we can go!
Annie: you should call him now.
Annie: just to piss him off. haha, and i did, and it was funny. "annie just called." "i know. she told me to call you too,
just to piss you off."
Natalie: i'm so apathetic today. it's wonderful
Steve: Why are you apathetic?
Natalie: i don't know =)
Steve: You know what's odd?
Steve: We don't really like any/much of the same music.
Natalie: no
Steve: No, we don't; or no, you disagree?
Natalie: no, we don't
Steve: No...we don't.
Natalie: no, we definitely don't
Steve: No siree.
Natalie: fo' sho'
Steve: Mmmmhm.
Steve: I am genuinely excited about the Canadian road trip.
Steve: I think I'm pregnant. I think I'm a pregnant woman.
Natalie: i'm in the mood for ice cream
Natalie: it's a likely possibility
Steve: Shit.
Natalie: a break from the bowl!
Steve: It's not in the penis style anymore.
Natalie: hehe, nice way of putting it
Natalie: it is nice
Steve: Heh...you wouldn't find it weird if I went and whacked off right now?
Natalie: no
Natalie: haha, you're really doing it
Auto response from Steve: *masturbating*...it shouldn't take too long; it never does.
Natalie: think of me
Steve: Teehehe.
Steve: Meh.
Natalie: now you feel dirrrrty :-P
Steve: I didn't do it. :-(
Natalie: awww
Steve: Sorry.
Annie signed on at 5:01:01 PM.
Annie: hello!
Annie: this was a very brief break from studying.
Natalie: yay!
Annie: I have to go back to my euro notes now.
Natalie: i workeded for my parents for moneyey
Annie: yay!
Natalie: okay
Natalie: byebye =)
Annie: byebye. :-)
Annie signed off at 5:10:03 PM.
Natalie: yarrr! what!
Natalie: you buddy
Annie: nuh-UH!
Natalie: says WHO
Annie: that guy.
Natalie: ..oh.
Annie: over there
Natalie: i seee
Natalie: (said the blind man)
Natalie: (to his deaf wife)
Natalie: (who asked the illiterate mouse)
Annie: and the funky chicken!
Natalie: (to write it down for the dumb dog)
Annie: you stupid chicken!
Natalie: you silly goat!
Annie: you embarassing excuse for a chicken!
Natalie: you illegitimate donkey!
Annie: you immoral chicken!
Natalie: you re-fried horse manure!
Annie: you misunderstanding chicken!
Natalie: why are you still using chicken?
Natalie: CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
Annie: hehehe.
Annie: I misunderstood.
Natalie: apPARently
Annie: and then I just decided to keep doing it.
Annie: I thought it was funny. :p
Annie: woah!
Annie: what was that?!
thelonecone: apCHICKENly
Annie: one moment.
Natalie: wait
Annie: :-P
Annie: likethat.
Natalie: *apCHICKENently
Natalie: there.
Natalie: PAR!
Natalie: you silly chicken :-P
Annie: OAR!
Annie: I am not a silly chicken.
thelonecone: JAR!
Annie: YOU are.
Annie: you're the chicken.
Natalie: ARE too.
Natalie: i'm the goat
Annie: ARE NOT!
Natalie: duh.
Annie: you're the chicken.
Natalie: i can't be a rooster?
Annie: you're so chicken-y you don't know you're a chicken.
Natalie: roo-roo-rooster?
Annie: no.
Annie: rooooooster.
Natalie: SO chicken-y.. i object.
Natalie: SQUIRREL!
Annie: YOU MOOSE!
Natalie: how DchickenARE you!
Natalie: .....PEHNGHUIN!
Annie: you MOOSE!
Natalie: NO
Natalie: I HAVE TO FIND THE PENGHIN
Natalie: brb.
Annie: you MOOSE!
Natalie: MINE IS SMALLER!
Natalie: mine is smaller.
Natalie: and it hasn't got blue eyes
Annie: you MOOSE!
Annie: but it's a MOOSE!
Natalie: it's a moose.
Annie: mhmm.
Natalie: ah.
Annie: you MOOSE!
Natalie: OHMUHGUD
Annie: :-)
Natalie: 8-)
Annie: oops!
Annie: I have to go.
Natalie: you MOOSE!
Annie: you MOOSE!
Annie signed off at 9:16:36 PM.
Natalie: VAMOOSE!
Previous message was not received by Annie because of error: User Annie is not
available.
Annie: I'm looking for ways to kill myself this summer!
Natalie: whoa! totally tubular
Annie: how are things?
Natalie: peachykeen
Natalie: how're YOUR things?
Annie: not so mean?
Annie: I was trying to rhyme.
Annie: that was the best I could find.
Natalie: not so.. clean!
Annie: hey!
Annie: I'm clean!
