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Fact file: 3 Commando Brigade Royal Marines
 
40 Commando marines on exercise in Oman
Marines have to undergo rigorous training

3 Commando Brigade Royal Marines is the elite fighting force of the Royal Navy.

The 3,500-strong brigade is an amphibious rapid reaction force, highly trained for combat in extreme weather conditions and on difficult terrain.

The frontline of the brigade is made up of three lightly armed units - 40, 42 and 45 Commando - which each have about 700 members.

 

 

3 Commando Brigade was formed during World War II, and played a prominent role in the D-Day landings.

3 Commando Brigade
40 Commando marine in Oman
Formed during World War II
Part of the UK's Joint Rapid Reaction Force
3,500 personnel
Includes three lightly armed units - 40, 42 and 45 Commando
Undergoes rigorous training in extreme weather conditions

It led the final assault on Port Stanley in the Falklands campaign of 1982.

It has also been deployed in Northern Ireland, Sierra Leone, and on peacekeeping missions in Bosnia, the Congo and Kosovo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                  jokes

 

 

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
 
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat






Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
 

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
it seemed that all of my aunts and the
grandmotherly types used to come up to me,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

 

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A boy walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, he asks "What
are you doing?" Dad replies, "You know how you always wanted a
little brother? I'm putting one in your mom."

The next day the dad comes home and sees the his son crying on
the porch and he asks, "What's wrong?" The kid answers,
"Remember how you put my brother in mommy last night? Well, the
mailman came by today and ate it!"
 

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10. You've got a hole in your head.
9.  Your master strangles you all the time.
8.  Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7.  You shrink in cold water.
6.  You never get a haircut.
5.  You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4.  Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3.  Your best friend is a pussy.
2.  Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1.  Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

 

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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about
tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an
immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the
student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand
to write."

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