Hi! This is my site. I'm not exactly sure what to do with it, so the beginning will probably be just ramblings. First of all, I'll start out with shoutouts, because I have nothing else to do. *Ahem*, number 1...
Kristy- relies solely on the microwave for cooking! lol. "DOWN the bow breaks the cradle will fall, and down will com Jessie cradle and all..."
Sarah- "I wanted a bug too!" lololololol That was a fun trip home! "O no, its gonna spill!*squeeze* There. No wait! *squirt*!!!! lololol TALKING FEET!
Amara- Rurouni Kenshin!!! lololololol! I luv that show! I dont know if im gonna catch it tonight tho. So much freakin homework! Sheesh!
Kristen- Where to start... hmm... no new inside jokes lately. U no, I am sooo jealous! I wanna go to ur church too! SIX FLAGS! lol that was so much fun. I wish we could go again. Remember to watch Andrew tomorrow!
*I'll add more later. Im bored of this now.
Lol u guys I found this in an e-mail.
*Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
~ Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
*Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
~Try on bras over top of your clothes.
*Make a trail of moutian dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
~Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
*Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10".
~Play with the automatic doors.
*Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
~While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this shit anyway?"
*Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
~Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
~Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
*Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
~Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
*Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
~Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
*When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
~Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
*Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
~Two words: "Marco Polo."
*Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
~"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
*Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the
clothes are talking to them.
~While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.
*When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"