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Hi! This is my site. I'm not exactly sure what to do with it, so the beginning will probably be just ramblings. First of all, I'll start out with shoutouts, because I have nothing else to do. *Ahem*, number 1...



Kristy- relies solely on the microwave for cooking! lol. "DOWN the bow breaks the cradle will fall, and down will com Jessie cradle and all..."

Sarah- "I wanted a bug too!" lololololol That was a fun trip home! "O no, its gonna spill!*squeeze* There. No wait! *squirt*!!!! lololol TALKING FEET!

Amara- Rurouni Kenshin!!! lololololol! I luv that show! I dont know if im gonna catch it tonight tho. So much freakin homework! Sheesh!

Kristen- Where to start... hmm... no new inside jokes lately. U no, I am sooo jealous! I wanna go to ur church too! SIX FLAGS! lol that was so much fun. I wish we could go again. Remember to watch Andrew tomorrow!

*I'll add more later. Im bored of this now.



Lol u guys I found this in an e-mail.


Walmarthilarious


*Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

~ Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

*Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

~Try on bras over top of your clothes.

*Make a trail of moutian dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

~Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

*Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10".

~Play with the automatic doors.

*Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

~While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this shit anyway?"

*Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

~Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

*As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

~Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

*Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

~Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

*Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

~Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

*When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

~Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

*Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

~Two words: "Marco Polo."

*Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

~"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

*Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

~While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

*When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"





lololololol I love that! Let's see if I can find anymore...