OH NO!!!
Mood:  d'oh
OK...If the flakiness gets any worse...bad things might start to happen...

I did the unthinkable...Now, I've been VERY good. I've not had a single piece of Halloween candy (since Halloween & then it was ONE mini Snickers...I swear! I remember because I got hives from the chocolate). I skip dessert & double up on salad with lemon juice dressing...but there are some things that are just not OK. Like oh...I don't know...but one I do know is fat free cheese! I can't believe I bought fat free mozzarella.... Is NOTHING SACRED?!?! I'm having HALF a piece of veggie pizza & I wanted to sprinkle a *little* bit of extra cheese on it...I'm telling you...this is just not right. It "melted" in a plastic-like sheet on top of my not e. Coli contaminated spinach. (Did you hear that the outbreak has been blamed on wild pigs? Now...I wish I could blame some stuff on wild pigs! HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!? Anyhow... Good God...I bought two packages of the stuff and Frankly, my dears...I just can't use it. Awful, Awful stuff. Ugh...