HEY THERE ___________( i thought it quite useless that i should give a list of things not to do in an elevator, yet hear it is.

• do not fart. please
• do not push the RED button
• if you are alone...keep in mind most elevators have cameras in em'

Some places you might or might not want to visit are...

National Geographic.com
MusikHut, they'v got loads a cool crap
Dictionary . comes in handy

This site is obviously still under construction. but i'll try to improve it soon!