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Gnome Jokes

Here are some really cheesy gnome jokes off the top of my head.

1. Q: What do you call ten thousand dead gnomes in the back of a pick-up truck?

   A: A good day's hunting.

2. Q: What is the difference between a gnome and Satan in a small box?

   A: Satan comes in a box.

3. Q: What did the gnome say when he entered his underground house?