HoCkyGrL1218: i was like sarah is the SHIT she is soo fuckin funny
Trixpop: "Im not mad at you cuz u called me a bunghole, im mad because ur being a bitch"
Pierre80: i was so hungry tonight i ate cheez and peppers off a pizza box
Pierre80: the red sox suck more than jeter swallows
Bellystar17: sarah says..."blah blah blah...foxwoods...blah blah blah...each point is a dollar...yadda yadda yadda"
Trixpop: Karen wants me to bring her lunch ON MY DAY OFF! What am I the meals on wheels?
Pierre80: nevermind i misunderstood, just call me the white, non-fat missy elliot
Pierre80: i hate random hook ups, its like using a vibrator, it gets u where u want to go, but there is no substance behind it, well except for batteries
HoCkyGrL1218: FIRST OF ALL coke is sold in kilos
jolie0510: not in my country it isnt
jolie0510: what are your thoughts on global warming
Trixpop: fuck it
Trixpop: ill be dead
jolie0510: what if you're reincarnated
Trixpop: hopefully ill come back as the sun
jolie0510: YOU CANT COME BACK AS A GASIOUS FIERY STAR THAT HEATS THE GALAXY
Trixpop: yes I can
Pierre80: i am so friggin burned on my face
jolie0510: well i didnt do it
Pierre80: ok u dont rememba throwin scolding hot water in my face
jolie0510: thanks ice cube
Pierre80: i prefer ice-t because he was a very successful pimp before becomin a rapper/actor
jolie0510: LOL
Pierre80: and im a fan of the drink
jolie0510: whats going on?
Pierre80: well my endometrial lining is being flushed out of my vagina
Pierre80: and im watchin tv
jolie0510: WHAT?!
jolie0510: you're watching tv!!
Hs742et: and now i'm going to the midwest where christians will call me a lesbian
Hs742et: uhhhh
Hs742et: is it my haircut?
Hs742et: and my boots?
jolie0510: no...its ur elbows...you have lesbian elbows
Hs742et: i knew it!
Hs742et: dammit, people always think i'm either a nazi or a dyke!
~FRIENDS QUOTES~
JOEY: It just seems so futile. All these women and...nothing. It's like I'm Superman without my powers. I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
CHANDLER: Now you understand how I feel every single day. The whole world is my lesbian wedding.
CHANDLER: Want some chocolate milk?
ROSS: No thanks, I am 29.
Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.
Phoebe:Oh, then I've already seen this one! (turns off the TV)
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Ross: You don't believe in evolution?
Phoebe: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
Ross: Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, too easy?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Phoebe: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
~SEX AND THE CITY QUOTES~
Carrie: I'm at Big's.
Miranda: You're at Big's? You and I are having dinner tonight!
Carrie: Well, he got this veal...
Miranda: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat??
Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumsized one?
Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut
Charlotte: Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your See You Next Tuesday?
Samantha: My what?
Charlotte: (motions drawing of letters in the air) See (C) you (U) next (N)...
Carrie: (finishes spelling 'T' in air) ...Tuesday? Oh my god, is that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?
QUOTES FROM SONGS
"Believe in me, Help me believe in anything. 'Cause I want to be someone who believes" -counting crows
"So be gentle if you please 'cause my hands are in your hair but my heart is in your teeth baby and it makes me want to make you near me always"-jewel
"I think of sinking in way over my shoulders, Let the water, the water take me in and I need you to cut through to where I'm hidden, Im awkward and I'm too polite and I want two stars for arms like Orion. I could breathe in and breathe in and breathe out. If I could only lose myself I would lose myself in you."-heathernova
"And I will feel for you in the music.
And I will send that river home.
And I will cry for you sometimes
when the night is down.
And I raise my head up to the mountains,
talk to the birds and I fly
'cause the spirit lives on,
when the body dies"-heathernova
"I'll let you see me, I'll covet your regard, I'll invade your demeanor. And you'll yield to me like a scent in the breeze, and you'll wonder what it is about me. It's my big secret, keeping you coming, Slow like honey, heavy with mood" -Fiona apple
"And I will remember you. Will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories"- Sarah McLachlan
"But my stomach hurts when i hear your name and so I just keep replaying the film of the time when you helped me off the stage. And you know that if you think that this is a game, well I am not joking 'cause my heart she is tired, she is tired of being broken" -Melissa Ferrick
"Give me one moment in time, when i'm racing with destiny...then in that one moment of time, i will feel i will feel eternity" -Whitney Houstan
"And anytime you feel the pain Hey Jude refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders. For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder" The Beatles
