July 4th, 2002-I awoke this morning with a plan. It is a plan that has actually been with me for some time now, two or three days, so it's not exactly new. In fact, I have acted on this plan already. This regime of activities which will see production before my death, is the PAT ROBERTSON'S PRAYER FACE REMIX PROJECT. PRPF will remix your band's song of choice and ruin it or perhaps make a shitty song into something interesting. I have done one of the two(you decide which) already on the grindcore act, .wartext.(whose homepage's URL can be found in the "Links" section on the main page), by butchering their/his track "Suicide Attempt Number 6". The man behind this act of grandoise design seemed rather impressed with the outcome and has informed me he will put an MP3 of the polished product on his site. So, if you are in a band, preferably of extreme origins(though any genre is welcome), and you want a piece of the PRPF magicpie send me an MP3 and your attached permission to do as I will with it. Note: This experiment is completely free of charge, in fact I have yet to make one penny off of PRPF and I don't see myself doing so anytime in the foreseeable future, unless I am signed to Earache where I will quickly go back on all of my old and aged rhetoric by playing jumpcore prototypical "Nu-metal" with a minimal amount of blastbeats to appease my stupid fans who refuse to "progress" with "my tastes and evolving view on life".
July 7th, 2002-The .wartext. site has been updated to include the PRPF remix. Check the "Links" section.
July 8th, 2002-Discussions have begun for an Asskrispie(whose site can be found here: http://asskrispie.cjb.net )/PRPf collaboration in the form of another epic remix.
July 15th, 2002-I've finally gotten back on my real computer so an update is now possible. After having my rather annoying and progress impeding forced "vacation" I can now unveil my new project. And so, with MUCH ANNOYING FUCKING ADO you are introduced to PAT ROBERTSON'S PRAYER FACE: INADEQUATE FAXANADU PIT JUMP-THE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT PROJECT. With this project I shall take any damn song I want, mainly those I deem to suck the largest cock, and fuck it up at my discretion. In other words, I'm going to take someone's art and take a shit on it without the permission of the artist. That is what mainly sets this apart from the remix project, for which I generally respect the bands whose work I'm pissing on and require their permission before I conduct my genius. My first victim is the almighty Stryper, their idiotic Christian parade on metal has made them the perfect target for my noisy, digital phallus. I'll keep you, my dedicated fan, up-to-date on my blasphemic journey of wanton brimstonshite.
July 19th, 2002-The Stryper pisser is finished, I'll probably add it to the MP3 section soon. Either tonight or tomorrow I'll most likely start on the Asskrispie remix.
July 19th, 2002(cont.)-Two more MP3s have been uploaded, check the section with the appropriate title, which you should be able to deduce unless you are a complete moron.
July 21st, 2002-A few new sections have been added to overlay, and I must say they are mighty dandy.
July 21st, 2002(cont.)-HOT NEWS!!111!!11 Word on the street says SevereRepugnance, the guy from .Wartext., and the guy from Asskrispie are working on material for a band tentatively titled "Kathy Bate's Orgasm Fart". Despite the fact that none of these people have ever met in real life they will attempt to make music by sending e-mails and instant messages to each other across numerous state lines. The results are guaranteed to be some of the worst "music" ever recorded. Then again, this will probably fall through the cracks of misunderstandings and ill communication and never take place. So, my loyal reprobates, cross your fingers and pray to the Southern Satanic Winds of Hell that something will materialize out of this maelstrom!
July 29th, 2002- Updating this page is fucking boring, I have a sac of pus swollen up just north of my ankle, and the skin on my arm is starting to peal due to an old sunburn, why am I telling you this? Eh? Fuck you for being so insensitive you son of a bitch. Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on and there you go questioning my sincerity during a moment of weakness. Also, two KBOF tracks are pretty much finished(one being a cover of Napalm Death's "The Kill") though sadly the additions I wanted don't seem to be happening(i.e. keyboard solo, extra vocals, etc...). Right now we are working on a very elaborate piece entitled "Douche Oven", which may be the most intricately arranged composition I have ever worked with. So be off with you scumpond, you have been informed.
August 16th, 2002- Two KBOF songs are officially complete, I'm still undecided if I should post them on the appropriate site, maybe I'd prefer to release them on some obscure tape label. Just releasing shit off the internet seems somewhat lame to me, you can't really comprehend the depth of the material while you have an MP3 playing in the background as you whack off to some underrage porn with one hand and play Quake 3 or something to that effect with the other. In other news, I'm having recording problems with my guitar and my stupid computer, for some bizarre reason it refuses to acknowledge the sound being played through its speakers, I assume it may be a conflict with the new home studio software I've installed, but what do I know, fuckwad? This is no way me giving up my musical projects, I guess I'll just have to fuck around until something comes out of it.
August 16th, 2002- I might as well add, I'm working on a remix for the brutal death band Biolich (whose site can be found here: http://vomivore83.tripod.com).
October 11th, 2002- Fuck you.
Decemeber 31st- 2002- I've finally gained access to my own stupid motherfucking site again after a VERY LONG league of absense. After my horrible, lame, gay, and worthless Gateway computer crashed FOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME I had to have the motherboard replaced and my hard-drive needed to be reformatted (meaning I lost FUCKING EVERYTHING ON IT FOR THE FOURTH GODDAMNED TIME) which also led to me forgetting the faggot password for the webshell. Hoorah! After quite some time I figured out the oh-so complicated "lost your password?" fag option and reattained my fucking password! Took long enough, eh? In terms of PRPF there have been a few tracks released, many are just sitting about on my precarious hard-drive waiting to be finished but the annoyance of circumstance prevents me from focusing the whole of my attention on them to bring them to their appropriate ends. As I hinted earlier, I'll be releasing a tape demo of sorts with all three of my projects to the public in my general location. I've been fucking around with it long enough and now I'm getting tired of the stalemate mindset of wasting too much time on one thing when I should have moved on aeons ago to cultivate my other ideas. Fuck it, it will be done tomorrow, artwork and all.
March 4th, 2003- Holy shit! As you can see it's been quite some time since I last updated this page. I've taken care of a few of the annoying problems I've been meaning to attend to since the inception of this costfree (financially speaking) forum and plan to attend to a few others in a more prompt manner. As of now, I've added two new MP3s to the properly labled sublevel and actually bothered to upload the pictures displayed here as opposed to hogging the bandwidth of various tampon, Hong Kong cinema, and Jewish history sites. Musically, I've done little, weird shite, everyday cal, and technical difficulties have kept me away from PRPF, which sucks and remains in the back of my mind everyday. But I have managed to complete a few more songs, which you will be able to witness in the "History" area of the Dojo, once I update that area. I hope I will be able to focus on constructing more landscapes in the near future, I shall try, indeed.
August 23rd, 2003- Yes, I am stil very much alive. Interesting life has been as of late. I am working on a new song, finally. Well, not new necessarily considering it is a cover of the GG Allin classic "I Kill Everything I Fuck". This page is sorely lacking, and I've finally given into the urge to update it, atleast to serve as evidence of the breath in my lungs. My tape was, and has been finished, for quite a while now. I did actually manage to get rid of a few copies, once I see everything in place I may wish to distribute my releases about the country to any interested parties, though that is still quite a ways off from happening.
March 16, 2004- Can you believe I'm still doing this shit after two years? With long, languishing periods of non-musical activity interfering with my projects, it's irritating to think that I'm wasting valuable time with which to experiment with new sounds and available technologies. To cut to the quick, very exciting news, on the 23rd of this upcoming April, I will be taking my project "Peruvian Mineshaft" to the stage at a local college's lame "Battle of the Bands" contest. This show will be my first ever legitimate performance in a live setting. It will be interesting, who knows, I might have a friend willing to visually archive the remarkable day's assaultive aural palaver. If I can find the energy, I might even post a few clips on the site for everyone to laugh at.
June 16th, 2004 - Here I am again, so all you who keep writing me begging for more songs can finally calm down now (yeah, fuck off, I'm being sarcastic). In concordance with the fact that this page is dedicated to Pat Robertson's Prayer Face, I'll stay on track and mention the recent occurances with that project first. This is tentative, but I'm on an upper so I don't want to wait to report it. My GG Allin cover of "I Kill Everything I Fuck", has been complete now for more months than I can estimate, sitting on my hard-drive ignored the whole time. But I always came back to it, listening to the track repeatedly as I've been under the constant impression it turned out pretty damned decent. As does everyone I've played it for so far (a tradition that would satisfy me to continue onward into the future, but if it doesn't ehh...). But anyway, after sending it out on my MP3 list I received word that a fellow was looking for participants to be on an upcoming GG Allin tribute and I jumped at the opportunity, as such an honor is too appealing to pass up. I'll let you all know a bit later on this week (I hope) whether or not wither will go through as planned or not. In other news relating to my various past work, the odor a'la Kathy Bate's Orgasm Fart is wafting from the tomb, as our track "The Fart of Kathy Bates Whilst Experiencing An Orgasm" will be included on a compilation named chillingly, "The Darkside of the Underground" on Darqueside Records: http://www.geocities.com/darqueside_music . Along with us the highlights of the roster include Torsofuck from Finland, Malignant Ovary, Unhallowed, Dislimb, and Eternal Suffering (featuring a member of KBOF no less). These are just the names I'm familiar with, atleast eight other bands are listed on the site. A nice deal here for us. Hopefully both will go through fully and these projects can receive a little extra publicity (whether they deserve it or not? Sure, why not?) I'll keep loyal updates on both.
