Griffe:

1.  Strophe:
G
Look at them yo yo's, that's the way to do it,
                                 B   C
Play the guitar on the MTV.
G
That ain't workin', that's the way to do it,
                                   F             G
Money for nothin' and chicks for free.

Refrain:
Eb                   B                          Eb                       F
We gotta instal microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries.
G                                                  C                              D             E
We gotta move these refrigerators, we gotta move these colour TV's.

2.  Strophe:
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb.
Maybe get a blister on your little finger,
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.
Refrain:

3.  Strophe:
See that little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire.
Refrain:

4.  Strophe:
I should a-learned to play the guitar,
I should a-learned to play them drums.
Look at that she got it stickin' in the camera,
Man we could have some fun.
Refrain:

5.  Strophe:
And he's up ther he's making Hawaiian noises,
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Money for nothing and chicks for free.
Refrain:

6.  Strophe:
Look at them yo yo's that's the way to do it,
Play the guitar on the MTV.
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Money for nothing and chicks for free.
Refrain: