Funny lines and quotes

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Did you know that they rearranged the alphabet and put U and I together?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants.

That's a great shirt. It would look better balled up on my bedroom floor.

Do you have a little Indian in you? Would you like one?

Wanna get a pizza and F***? What, you don't like pizza?

I heard you were looking for Amanda Hugginkiss, well, she wanted you to talk to me.

Hey baby, is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Your father must be retarded, because you’re special.

Your father must be an arsenist, because you’re hot.

These are funny quotes that made us laugh...

10/15/2001 Ed: "Welcome to hell" (Ed introducing himself to Hagan)

My mom saw you at the bank with the other Indian girl and told me to say hello.