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The scene fades into Faith in her hotel room. She gets up and walks out. She goes to the elevators and then gets on and heads to the SOS locker room. Not knowing of shadows promo considering she was NOT in the hotel room at the time, nor should he have turned on the TV to Me because my promo was NOT televised. So shadow is the one smoking the weed. As the narrator I’m completely outraged at the fact he did not read what I had to say or he would have known what happened and where I was. But, Faith continues and gets out of the elevator on the right floor she heads down to the hotel room. Luckily Joe was recording something and happened to record the promo. Faith gets in the hotel room. Joe tells her she needs to watch the following video tape. Joe pops the tape in. Faith stands there and watches silently. Looking pissed off, she leaves the hotel room with out saying a word. She then goes back through the halls and heads to her hotel room. She gets on the elevators again and then heads straight for her room. She grabs her car keys, she gets in her Pontiac Firebird TransAm and heads for the Houston Arena in which Saturday Main Event is taking place. She gets into the building and goes to her locker room putting her keys in there, just when she steps back out she runs into that annoying bastard Michael Cole. [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] Hey, Faith can I get a word? Please just an interview there’s a lot of ground to cover, you have a lot of people talking. [~~[- Faith -]~~] Michael just cut the shit, and ask me some questions you don’t seem to ever leave me alone anyways, last time I had to practically take your head off before you’d get the point that I did NOT want to be interviewed or Followed! [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] Well saying that, I’m sorry but that’s what EPW pays me to do, they pay me to get the interviews and words of wrestlers alike. Please understand that. But having said that it brings me to my very first question. How do you feel about the newest addition to our EPW family Dominic Toretto, and the fact that he did have a crush on you but now that you stayed with the late Chino Moreno he calls you quote Dirty. How do you feel about that? [~~[- Faith -]~~] Well Dom is certainly someone whose got his head so far up his own ass he can’t see the reality. I know he had a crush on me big deal. I really don’t care I mean I am NOT leaving SOS. Like Mike says SOS is in the blood. Its not something that you just up and decide to quit one day. I’m SOS for my EPW Career believe that one. I’m going to go for some little punk that wants me. He can think that I’m dirty, that’s fine its all good, but he needs to think about how dirty those bitches are that he’s with rather then what I’m doing. I’m sure he won’t have any problem finding a blow up doll. I agree with what Chae says we both hate the EPW Divas always have but, they can separate the men from the boys as I can. Dominic is nothing but a boy. He’s part of the elite team that NO ONE can beat. Isn’t that funny. Dom is no and will not be any concern of mine from here on out. [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] Okay, now that you don’t like Dom, I know that you also don’t like the undertaker and his alliance that he’s formed. Now they’ve threatened you and Chae both. How do you feel about this, and more importantly how do Mike and Joe feel about this?Plus what do you think about The attack that was brought against you today? [~~[- Faith -]~~] Well as for Joe and Mike I’m not sure you’ll have to check with them on that one. As for the undertaker and his so called alliance threatening us. Michael come on now they threaten us EVERYDAY its nothing new now. Like I said before I’m not scared of the undertaker nor will I ever be. He does NOT scare me. Neither does Trish Stratus, whose my opponent this Saturday. I’m not scared of anyone in that alliance. Plus even if they did kidnap me or beat me down, I still wouldn’t be scared. Cuz really what are they going to do to me? Sacrifice me to Loki the god of the dumbasses? If that’s what they want to do then I’m game. Like I said I am NOT scared of the undertaker and his alliance so they might as well STOP threatening because its not doing them any good. I know that Mike won’t let anything happen to Chae,and I’m pretty confident that Joe won’t let any thing happen to me. Of course I’m the better target of the two, just because I tend to leave by myself, I tend to go places by myself. I’m the independent stable member. As well as they are, but I think that I go places by myself more then Chae. But like I said they can attack me they can beat me I’m NOT scared of them, nor will I ever be and what just happened in that hotel room, didn’t scare me I’m not scared of anything. I will never be scared of some Stephen King rip off like the undertaker. I know, that little fuckhead Shadow sure did like to get his licks in on me. But its all good. ITS ALL GOOD. Cuz one day I’m gonna get Shadow and he’ll wish he NEVER laid a hand on me. Notice he had to have 2 people hold me down while he slapped me. Shadow is nothing but a little bitch. NOTHING BUT A BITCH. He knew as well as the rest of them they can’t come alone, its come one come all. [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] Wow that surprises me a lot. That you’re game for them to kidnap you. I’m wondering did you happen to hear Rey Mysterio say that he was the best Mexican superstar here? You being Mexican how are you feeling about that? Do you have any response to him? [~~[- Faith -]~~] Well I think that Rey is full of shit. Rey is NOT the best Mexican superstar here. As far as Mexican goes, I’m the best. I could kick the crap out of Rey and his buddy Kling in the same match. Now if he wants to get his panties in a bunch cuz I said that then tell him to bring is Latin Death Match or whatever he calls it, I’ll step in a cage with him. Plus Michael he’s like 4 foot nothing and 100lbs, I’m 5’5 and 130. Being taller then him just cracks me up, he might be able to do his little 619 and his different array of moonsaults but I got a size 10 that is sure to stop him dead in his tracks. I’m pretty sure that he’s not going to get a title shot and if he does then good for him. I would laugh if he won it though, cuz he’d have to face the likes of Matt Hardy. Hell even Matt could crush him! Infact he’s not even worthy of my words! [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~]Wow, Um, so you wouldn’t happen to know why Chae doesn’t like me would you? Everytime I try to interview her she sends me away and like before he gets JR to do it. I really wanna have a good business relationship with her! [~~[- Faith -]~~] How the hell am I supposed to know Michael. Its because you annoy everyone to the point of NO RETURN! I would ask for another interviewer too but I don’t feel like waiting around all day for some dumbass to come interview me. They’re all dumbasses such as you. Plus Chae is like me. We’re alike in many ways, and this is one of them, WE’RE BITCHES! There is no oh they’re very nice. NO we HATE EVERYONE. No matter who it is, we don’t hate on people for race like that cracker Trish Stratus. We don’t hate on them for there looks. Its just a GENERAL HATE FOR EVERYONE. Including you. [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] gee you don’t have to be so rude about it Faith, I do have some feelings you know. Its not like the other interviewers and wrestlers accept me this just puts food on the table for my wife and kids that’s all, it pays well-- [~~[- Faith -]~~] (interrupts) OH SHUT THE HELL UP, LET THE VIOLINS PLAY WHILE YOU TELL YOUR SAPPY STORY.. BOO HOO THAT’S SO SAD MICHAEL COLE, BUT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT! [~~[- Michael Cole -]~~] ok moving on to my next question!— [~~[- Faith -]~~] This interview is OVER. Sorry I have to run Michael. I’ll talk to you later. Faith gets up and leaves the room, she heads for her locker room grabs her keys and heads to the hotel room. After speeding off from the arena she arrives at the hotel. She goes to her room. And takes a shower and changes her clothes. She comes back out of the hotel room wearing her ring attire. She then hits record on a camera set up in her room..The scene fades to Trish Stratus’s hotel room TV along with The Undertaker. The TV cuts on in both rooms. Everyone has there eyes on the tv. Wondering how Faith got the guts to even address the Undertaker.. She sits on the bed in her hotel room. She walks up to the camera and taps on the lens. Yoo Hoo? Hello.. she says. All weirded out they pay attention. Haha, I love this out dated trick, by the way don’t change the channel I’m on everyone! Isn’t that amazing? I know the powers just like you undertaker. Wow, I feel so powerful. Now that little message you tried to send to Joe didn’t work for me. Like I said to Michael Cole earlier, I’m NOT scared of any one of you. Especially that boy Shadow see what cracks me up is that he tried your little camera trick but no one saw it until we played back the tape. So I think he needs to get off the crack so he can figure out how to work a simple thing like electronics. Undertaker you and your little butt buddies all attacked me from behind. I would have thought you of all people would have faced me woman to man. You do have a big advantage over me such as size. But I do have an advantage over you that’s speed. Just because you’re big and tall doesn’t mean someone of my size can’t miss you, and can’t out smart you. Now your boy Shadow is pretty dumb in fact you’re all pretty dumb. He’s not to smart and not that great at what we call wrestling so he needs you to carry him, along with Kling and Rey, they all NEED you undertaker. With out you they’d all be nothing. Shadow you pointed out that they’re what 8 of you? Have you noticed 7 of them all suck and are weak such as yourself. And there is one big retard that leads them named Undertaker. So I can’t trash your friend’s name. Watch me do it over and over. I’ll trash you too just because I can.Obviously you have not taught me a damn thing. Not a damn thing. I might be bruised up and beaten but I’m NOT going to give up I’m NOT going to stay in my hotel room and “rest” because I need no rest. Just like that man herself Chyna. She was up and doing her typical leg presses of 3000lbs. Which brings me to Trish Stratus, you know Trish, you called me a Tranny a week or so ago. Funny I kicked 3 guys asses and denied it? I didn’t deny shit, you’re just pissed because I can actually beat some ass unlike you. See back in the day in school that’s all I did was fight. ALL I DID. Now I apply that in the wrestling ring. You on the other hand I’m sure you came from a background of dancing and ballerinas. Well you’re gonna dance this Saturday. You’re gonna dance your way into a hospital bed. Now you might not need medical attention but you will be in pain. LOTS OF IT. You’re going to be my message to everyone here. You’re my message that I’m fucking pissed off. You had better believe it, and manly bitches like Chyna and little fags like Shadow better watch there back. Because I’m out to get somebody whether its Chyna, Shadow, or hell even you Trish. I’m out to get anyone. Trish you think you’re ready to face me? Ready under normal circumstances but I’m pissed off this time, so you might want to prepare twice as hard as you already have. I’m not happy when I have been attacked for the second time. This time payback is going to be nothing but a bitch. I promise this. PROMISE. So Trish you might want to prepare a little more. Like I said I’m NOT happy. NOT happy at all. And well see how well you do in the ring against me. Oh and by the way I wasn’t on every channel hahaha.. Faith smiles. And the scene fades out. |
