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The scene opens up to an unspecified airport. Faith is found standing at the ticket counter. The lady hands Faith her ticket and tells her to enjoy her flight. Faith who is not very fond of flying, and in a pissy mood over her recent defeat to Alexis, replied to the lady very sarcastically “Oh trust me I’ll have TONS of fun.” The worker gave her a dirty look. Faith smirked and headed toward her flight. She was on her way to Houston, Texas. For this Saturday and a couple of house shows. On the flight there are numerous EPW stars some including most of the SOS crew, along with Rey Mysterio, Kimberly, and Trish Stratus. Faith boards the plane, uneasily she looks for her friends. Joe Cain who had just sat down managed to save a seat for her. He calls her name.. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Hey Faith Over here! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh hey Joe, (putting her bag in the luggage compartment) Don’t we have specific seats we sit in or some sort of arrangement? [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] (laughs) No, we’re EPW not many other people get on these planes we pretty much sell the first class out , so therefore we just sit anywhere, why haven’t you been on a plane before? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] No actually Joe, I haven’t. I don’t like to fly much but I talked to Chae and Mike and I heard this is the way they were going. I personally don’t like planes at all. You know the whole crashing thing, just doesn’t appeal to me. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Yeah that’s not real appealing.. (laughs) Sorry to hear about your loss to Alexis. You were kicking her ass all over the ring. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Yeah I was, but oh well, pay backs a bitch like always, if I don’t get her now I get her later. But this week I have Trish Stratus. Oh boy the bitch that talks more smack for Alexis about me then Alexis did herself. Alexis had a cute little comment on her little show Love Line, that was definitely HILARIOUS. She is one to talk though, I’m sure she’s only saying things like that about me because she wants to take the focus off her own nut guzzling fetish. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] haha, I agree. Did you see my match? I kicked the hell out of Loki! I bet he went home sore as hell..(laughs) [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh yeah I saw Great match and congrads on the win. Unfortunately you cannot wish me the same. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Who said I was going to congradulate you anyway? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh fine be that way MEANIE!! YOU’RE JUST A BIG MEANIE HEAD. ALL OF SOS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF BULLIES! [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] (laughs) Its okay though, you still tore her up, plus look at it this way you were brutally attacked before your match by the undertaker and chyna. So Faith don’t worry about it. You lost because Alexis, having that clown boyfriend of hers you know how they always have tricks up there sleeves. But after I got done with him I’m sure he won’t be playing anymore tricks. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] hahaha, yeah you have a point there. Did you happen to see Alexis run into the undertaker last week? [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Haha yeah I thought it was pretty funny she was terrified. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Yeah, it really was I just wish that next time maybe he’ll break her arm or something. I would lose it. Haha. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Well babes, I’m going to go to the bathroom. Talk to you in a few. Just then Chino gets on the plane he spots Faith and he walks over. “Did you save me a seat?” Before Faith could reply he sat down in Joe Cains seat. Faith got a distraught look on her face. Just then Joe comes back from the bathroom. “Hey Chino man, Nice steal!” Chino looking confused, he looks at Faith confusedly. She shrugs her shoulders. The flight takes off and lands in Houston, Texas. Faith Stands up getting ready to leave her seat and head for the door just then a beautiful women walks by, Chino smiles and the women grins as if she knows Chino. Faith turns to look at Chino, she’s more confused then he. She doesn’t pay no attention to it, she gets off the plane and heads to the hotel in which she is staying. Faith, Chino and Joe all arrive at the hotel. Faith heads to her room quickly to drop her stuff off, she looks irritated about something, but she walks swiftly to her room she then drops her stuff in her room, Chae whose her “next-door neighbor” had arrived earlier, Faith knocks on Chaes door. Mike Shinoda Answers. [~~[- Mike -]~~]Hey Faith...hate to cut this short but I was getting ready to walk out the door. Chae is in there. Are the guys next door? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Yes we're next door.. how about you where are you goin? [~~[- Mike -]~~]Well I was getting ready to go grab something to eat, now I am going to go see if the guys want to go as well. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Thats cool, I'll see you later either here or at the arena..k? [~~[- Mike -]~~] Sounds good to me, adios Chae and Faith. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Bye bye.. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Later babe! [~~[- Chae -]~~]Men! They are hungry 24-7 all he wants to do is eat. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Hmph, you're lucky you can trust him! [~~[- Chae -]~~]What's up with that Faith? Problems in paradise? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh yeah MAJOR problems in paradise.. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Like? Come on girl you know you can trust me. Fill me in. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I was on the plane today and we were getting ready to get off, and I stood up well this lady was grinning toward me, and I was thinking to myself, I know she isn't grinning at me, well I turned around and looked at Chino and he had a smile on his face from not even ear to ear it was more like EYE to EYE. I mean can you believe that, she is like part of the ring crew. [~~[- Chae -]~~]It was just a smile..do you really think he mean't something by it? I can see where you could be upset a little bit but do you honestly think he would already be messing around on you? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] well I'm sure he's had his fair share groupies in his time. I mean you know how he is.. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Yeah true, I don't remember Chino ever being settled down to the point of a serious relationship. I was surprised we he came out and said me might be in love with you. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Yeah, I never heard Chino Moreno really have a serious girlfriend. I just think he's used to living that whole different girl each night thing rather then the same girl all the time.. there’s no variety for him I suppose.. [~~[- Chae -]~~]That is most guys in general. Especially those in the music business. Why do you think I had some trust issues with Mike in the beginnning. Some grow out of it others don't. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Well Chino is far from grown up in general. I swear little chino was breaking loose when he saw her, I wanted to slap him and be like get a damn grip, but Joe was there and I didn't want him to know that I was "jealous" so to speak [~~[- Chae -]~~]Little Chino...hmm how cute! Sorry anyways, I probably would have slapped Mike in that case, however you seemed to be a little concerned with what Joe would think? Maybe you are trying to get rid of Chino by seeing the tiny mistakes because you like Joe... [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Hmm, maybe sub consiously but does Joe like me? I don't think so, he was pretty attached to Harmony. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Joe seems to be the guy that gets over things fast though, and you two are pretty tight. Maybe you need a more mature man anyways. Now I can't say anything mean on Chino because I have no problem with him, but maybe he just isn't cut out for all this. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Yeah, maybe this whole strenuous wrestling routine is getting to him but he used to be in Deftones, I don't know but it can't be that different. Maybe he just doesn't wanna be with me. [~~[- Chae -]~~]That is a good possibility..but come on someone from ring crew?? She must have had huge jugs or something to catch Chino's attention. I thought he had better taste than that. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] No she has Blonde hair about 5'4" blue eyes.. wearing a black EPW shirt. If you ask me she reminded me of WWE's Molly Holly. I was definitely checking out my competition [~~[- Chae -]~~]I wouldn't call that competition! That sounds horrible..anything like Molly Holly isn't even worth a first look. Man that is sad! She must give out really really well... [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Must be, she looked like a slut anyway, I seen her later on here at the hotel, she had a SHORT skirt on with knee high boots and a EPW shirt. Lookin like a damn hog, like Trish Stratus. plus I thought the ring crew stayed in the econo lodge. Why is she HERE? [~~[- Chae -]~~]Man that is harsh Faith...and you know what I think I know which girl you are talking about now..she ran into me one day at the arena. You talk about fake, and I never see her NOT wearing an EPW shirt. She must not have any other wardrope. That is disgusting, Chino needs smacked and his eyes checked. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I'm serious she looked like miss piggy, walkin around like her shit don't stink. Ugh. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Maybe we need to have a talk with the president. If she is walking around looking that BAD she shouldn't be advertising EPW. That is giving us a bad image. As far as Chino is concerned if he wants with her then he needs to pack his bags and hi-tail it out of here to! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Thats what I was thinking, but what was really bothering me is if he doesn't wanna be with me, yet still in EPW then SOS is gonna be hell...I'm sure everyone wants him to stay. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Girl you know I have your back, if Chino is acting like that we don't need him here in SOS. I am sure Joe will see our side of it. As for Mike..him and Chino are like best friends it will take some effort but you never know he might come around to. Chino may want to leave, hell he hasn't even requested a match yet he obviously isn't into this as much as the rest of us are. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Thats so true. It looks like he wants to be with the ring crew slut rather then me. Although I still like him a lot I don't know if I want him to leave. [~~[- Chae -]~~]I know what you mean, he is the wild guy, I don't know about you but I like them. Us girls never learn either when it comes to picking out the jerks. If Chino ends up with the slut he does Faith, you will be able to move on just fine and you never know someone that will treat you the way you need to be treated might not be to far behind. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] you're probably right but this sucks, I have a match saturday against Trish Stratus, and I'm worried about Chino banging the ring crew slut.I just don't know how good I will be able to perform [~~[- Chae -]~~]Don't worry about it girl you have a week, besides if you are angry take it out on Trish she deserves a good beat down. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I agree. So if I'm angry then Trish is going down. Plus she is racist, did you see that shit? I'm definitely going to have something to say about that. Last time i didn't mention it because I missed that part only because I fell asleep listening to her talk. Plus I figured Alexis would say something about me but no, it was Trish who did that. So I missed pretty much the whole promo. [~~[- Chae -]~~]You? I thought I was the only one. They all put me to sleep, and Brocks.. the whole stock crap! God talk about sleeping a full 2 hours... [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh I know Chino caught me sleeping I was watching it in the locker room and he had to go to the bathroom. He said when he came back I was on my side asleep on the couch. [~~[- Chae -]~~]That is hilarious..hell Mike fell asleep right along with me. Man these people need to freshin their stuff up! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I know put a few jokes in there besides MY long OVER DUE NEEDS TO RETIRE joke about Chino's name being CHICO. [~~[- Chae -]~~]The whole Shit-Nosa..I laughed for weeks..*sarcastic* They need to grow up name calling is out-dated. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh gawd I know. Its then Trish called me Tranny and you breasteses or something haha [~~[- Chae -]~~]I don't think she knew exactly what she was talking about. She needs a check-up to many blows to the head. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I'm sure its from blowing TOO MUCH air. Ya know how chester can get.*laughs*oxygen loss to the brain CANNOT be good. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Ouch! That was sorda harsh again. You need to cool off some. But it is good that you are focusing that anger on Trish and her little baby ass boyfriend Chester..didn't he say he sleeps in like spiderman undies? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] No not spiderman, he's straight sesame street. He sleeps with his tickle me elmo and everything [~~[- Chae -]~~]Aww that is cute! I wish Mike would grow out of his Ninja Turtle ones and change to Sesame Street... [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Hey the Ninja turtles are the shit compared to Chinos Teletubbies [~~[- Chae -]~~]Oh man if the guys found out we told the world their underwear secrets they would kill us! Let's post it in the newspaper. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh even better we can take pictures and sell them to the EPW fans at the venues! You know the ladies would kill for pictures of Mike in his Ninja Turtle Undies! [~~[- Chae -]~~]Alright maybe not a good idea..I am the ONLY one that sees under those jeans..hehe! Sorry ladies, but I am SURE Chino wouldn't mind flashing his crap around. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] OH I'm sure, he's just the ladies man. Nothing but ladies crowding him when he goes out places, he just forgets he's walking with ME. [~~[- Chae -]~~]He is big-headed and only thinks with his smaller one. One of these days he will wake up and see what he lost, and it will be all to late. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Good cuz if he gets with his little Trish Fatass wanna be then, I will be mad. And if he ever comes back its gonna be a OH HELL NO! Cuz you better believe I'm going to hate him for that. [~~[- Chae -]~~]Hate is a very strong emotion... I said I would always hate Mike now look at me. You might wanna double take that. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Well dislike him very much. Cuz I know its going to hurt I got attached to him so quickly and now this [~~[- Chae -]~~]Usually that does hurt, plus he came on quick he shouldn't have done that unless he was serious. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] yeah, thats what I mean it happened so quickly thats how I got so attached and now he wants with the ring crew [~~[- Chae -]~~]Where the hell is he now anyways? If he is down with that skank I will go down and kick his ass personally. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] he told me he was going with them to get something to eat. [~~[- Chae -]~~]That is cool atleast we know he isn't with Ms. Skanky. I wonder what is taking them so long. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I have no idea. you know how guys go to buffets and they can't control themselves thats probably where they went. [~~[- Chae -]~~]That is totally gross, I hate going to a buffet with Mike, he acts like he has never ate before. Eat normally like 1 plate and a little bit of dessert! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] they act like they've been starving for years.. they just gobble all the food down. Plus they get it on there shirts and its all on there mouths. Thats so sick [~~[- Chae -]~~]Well Mike isn't THAT bad..lol who have you taken out that does that?? Hopefully not Chino! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh man its terrible I happened to see that Kling guy at a buffet and he was just losing it.. that was what he was doing [~~[- Chae -]~~]Eww! He looks like the type of guy that would do that to.. That whole stable is disgusting. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Oh I know all he needs is a beard so he can catch some food to snack on later [~~[- Chae -]~~]He already uses his shirt though. I thought I saw him on the bus one day like licking some orange stain off of his t-shirt. Really ugly scene out in public. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Thats gross in private! [~~[- Chae -]~~]No kidding..Big ass slobs. You know i did feel sorry for Stacy.. not anymore, she seems to like it with them. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] that makes me sick to my stomach..::laughs:: she eats just like them [~~[- Chae -]~~]Just looking at them in general makes me queasy. *Chae and Faith continue to talk as the door opens and Mike and Joe walk in. They are carrying two huge food carriers. They walk into the room and set the food on the counter. Mike goes and sits next to Chae on the couch and Joe sits on a chair next to Faith.* [~~[- Chae -]~~] Damn guys you went to a buffet and STILL brought food home?! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] hahah yeah talk about starvin! [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Thought you all might want some besides we paid good money for this food ask mike [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] aww isn't that sweet chae? [~~[- Mike -]~~] Hey!!! We are growing men! PLUS we were thinking about sharing BUT not anymore! [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Damn skippy bro [~~[- Chae -]~~] Yes so sweet of them, I gurantee we won't be seeing any of that food Faith. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] I can't eat now anyways [~~[- Chae -]~~] Fellas where is Chino? I thought he was with you guys. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Umm... I dont know [~~[- Mike -]~~] He decided to go to the gym instead, he wasn't really hungry. [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Thats interesting Chino left about 2 1/2 hours ago don't you think he'd be done working out now? [~~[- Chae -]~~] I agree, Mike you need to have a little talk with your friend, he seems to not have his head on straight. [~~[- Mike -]~~] What do you mean? He seems fine to me. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Hes just trying to get ready for a match whenever the prez gives him one [~~[- Chae -]~~] Oh really, and does the ring crew lady help him PREPARE for that kind of task? *faith has a distraught look upon her face* [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] ::Joe looks around:: what are you talking bout [~~[- Chae -]~~] Sorry Faith, it is just really pissing me off. [~~[- Mike -]~~] Yeah Chae what in the HELL are you talking about?! [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Its okay we think alike. [~~[- Chae -]~~] Let's just say your little buddy of yours is being kinda sneaky. I don't trust him to much. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Chino being sneaky? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Neither do I, it just doesn't match up when we got here, he never came to the hotel room he checked in and then just left...We thought he was with you but apparently he's at the gym for about 3 hours, I mean its CHINO if he worked out THAT much it would kill him. Plus on the plane.. [~~[- Chae -]~~] Exactly, and plus he really has NO reason to work out. I mean he has no match anytime soon. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] So what are you getting at [~~[- Mike -]~~] Yeah Faith continue with the plane? [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] On the plane today we were getting ready to get off, and I stood up well this lady was grinning toward me, and I was thinking to myself, I know she isn't grinning at me, well I turned around and looked at Chino and he had a smile on his face from not even ear to ear it was more like EYE to EYE. I mean can you believe that, she is like part of the ring crew. [~~[- Mike -]~~] That was a SMILE Faith..I am sure Chino can explain. [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Like you havent smiled at a guy before [~~[- Chae -]~~] Mike will you please shut up she needs our support. Same for you Joe! [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] For what Chino smiling at a person [~~[-| Faith |-]~~] Umm, would you explain why the Ring Crew slut was on OUR hotel room floor? [~~[-| Joe Cain |-]~~] Maybe she paid for her own room? [~~[- Chae -]~~] |
