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A Pontiac Firebird TransAm pulls up the the Arena, Faith steps out of her car and heads towards the entrance. She’s wearing her usual long bangy pants and tank top. She has her hair pulled back.She gets to the door. The security guards greet her. She says Hi, and moves on, she has a frustrated look on her face. She walks in and down the hallway she goes, she makes it to HER locker room. The door says Faith on it. She goes in drops her stuff on the ground and she then goes to the S.O.S locker room. She opens the door and slams it in the camera mans face. [*~*: Jim Ross :*~*]- Wow Faith looks very upset I wonder whats on her mind! [*~*: Jerry Lawler:*~*]- Awww JR I hope she comes down to the ring tonight, I can’t wait to see puppies! I will comfort her if she’s upset. [*~*: Jim Ross :*~*]- Well, I don’t think Chino Moreno will be happy about that! He might come down her and kick your ass. [*~*: Jerry Lawler :*~*]- I’m sure Chino won’t mind, Chino and I are like best buddies! [*~*: Jim Ross :*~*] - Yeah right. The scene then fades to a commercial. The scene fades back into The Locker room door of S.O.S Faith Opens the door, and walks out, she’s still got a frustrated look on her face. She then walks over to her dressing room just down the hall. She walks in grabs her car keys and leaves the arena. [*~*: Jim Ross :*~*]- I wonder whats wrong with her and why is she so upset. [*~*: Jerry Lawler :*~*]- Yeah, but where was she going? [*~*: Jim Ross :*~*]- Hell if I know, but my sources tell me that we do have a camera man on her trail. Wait as a matter of fact they have her now. The scene fades into Faith getting out of her car, she’s at a local gas station. None other then Jonathan Coachman gets out of another car. He runs up to Faith. [*~*: Coach :*~*]- Faith, Faith can I get a word with you!? [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Man why in the fuck are you following me! Can’t you let me have some damn peace, when I come in there is a camera following when I walk out of the SOS locker room there is a camera there, when I LEAVE the building I’m being followed! [*~*: Coach :*~*]- (interrupts Faith) Well, we’re sorry we just want to know what you have to say.. Please just one word!? [*~*: Faith :*~*]- I will give you a word when I am ready to speak, right now Coach I’m not in the mood to speak so you might want to get out of my face before I break it for you, did you see what I did to Sting? Huh? I think you need to pay more attention. [*~*: Coach :*~*]- But that brings me to my first question, What do you think about Chester calling you a transsexual? [*~*: Faith :*~*] Are you fucking DEAF, CAN YOU NOT HEAR? I said I WILL TALK WHEN I AM READY TO.. SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND STOP FOLLOWING ME! [*~*: Coach :*~*]- Please Faith? Please just talk to me, you don’t have to be such a bitch! [*~*: Faith :*~*]- I’m sorry did you want to repeat that? [*~*: Coach :*~*]- Um, nothing..but What do you think about Chester? Before Coach could ask again Faith gets in her car and speeds off. The scene then fades into the SOS locker room, in there sits Mike, Chino, Chae and Joe, they’re all talking when Faith walks into the room slamming the door, Everyone is quiet immediately. Chino gets up he walks behind Faith and puts his arms around her and kisses her on the cheek. [*~*: Chae :*~*]-Hey Faith whats up? [*~*: Faith :*~*]- nothing is up, I’m pissed off cause everywhere I go I have these dumbasses following me.Constantly. [*~*: Chae :*~*]- Don’t sweat it, they’re just here to pester us anyways.. I saw what you did at the gas station, you should have slapped his ass for calling you a bitch.. [*~*: Faith :*~*] Oh I so would have, but I was thinking that Fyre might suspend me for smacking on of her oh so precious interviewers. [*~*: Chae :*~*]- True, she’s a straight bitch. [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Yeah, well I’ll see you all later k? I’m going to the ring, Joe if you want to accompany me you can.. We do have the infamous Loki and Alexis to face. [*~*: Joe Cain :*~*]- Well I might come out there, but I’m really waiting on Loki’s reply to my match stipulations.. He has yet to answer. [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Okay, well I’ll see you all later. [*~*: Chino :*~*]- Faith wait. She opens the door and walks out of the room.Chino follows after her. She stops and turns around, and faces him. [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Sorry. [*~*: Chino :*~*]- Whats wrong? [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Nothing, I just have to go address these four kinder-gardeners. [*~*: Chino :*~*]- Okay, well can I have a hug? Faith laughs, as she gives him a hug. They stand there for a moment, and Faith shrugs her shoulders and gives Chino a kiss. They hug once again and She then heads for the ring. Suddenly Faith by Limp Bizkit plays over the PA system As Faith walks out behind the curtain. The fans cheer some boo as she walks to the ring, She gets in the ring and walks to Lillian Garcia who hands her a microphone. She puts the microphone to her lips and she begins to speak. [*~*: Faith :*~*]- Hmm, well, its nice to be back in the ring after I beat Akasha this past pay per view, and also beat down Sting, Tony Bendettie, and X-Pac I must admit that was nothing but tons of fun! But I now have to face Alexis this Saturday. Now, I heard nothing but crap come out of there mouths since they’ve been here. And ooh I bet that was a fun trip to Mcdonalds, AND the movies. Hell Trish Stratus and Chester have said more about me and Joe Cain then Alexis and Loki. That’s fine though, because I can reply to Chester and Trish just as easily as I can Alexis and Loki. Now Chester, you said that, I MUST BE TRANSEXUAL. Because of what I did to Sting, now if I remember correctly, I hit Sting with a Trashcan, so tell me if you were hit with a trashcan in your head would you be getting up? I didn’t think so. That’s all I really have to say to you. But moving on to miss Trish Stratus, now tell me wasn’t it you who said I didn’t know what I was getting myself into? And that Alexis was going to beat me? Uh huh, well I am so glad to you all working together as a team, that’s great. But you my dear are sadly mistaken, Alexis is the one that doesn’t know what she’s getting herself in, and neither would you, cause Trish your time is coming when you have to step in the ring with me. Its coming very soon, I’m sure. Mike and Chae are going to rip you apart. Although you’re too dumb to realize it but it’s the truth. We also have this unholy alliance shit going on..Which involves the undertaker, HHH, and Chyna maybe some other people but I don’t really pay attention to there nonsense. Oh wait I forgot, good Ol’ and I do mean OLD Rick Flair the man that has utters instead of pect’s. These four dumbasses decide to attack the Divas President Fyre. That makes a lot of sense where is that going to get you? FIRED maybe? Or no maybe you CAN make your own rules like Triple H says. So in conclusion we have 4 Kinder-gardeners after us, along with 4 Big Retards. Lets play hide and seek and go to mcdonalds and eat happy meals..Then ask mommy if we can go to the toy store.. I say you’re what 20 act like it. But I know its not possible, because we have one that paints his face like a clown and another that acts just as childish as the other. I mean really when are we all just going to grow up and compete like wrestlers? Never, I know its just not even worth stressing over. Undertaker HHH, Chyna, and Flair. That is just history in the making isn’t it? I mean woohoo! I can’t wait to get in the ring with one of the retards. Infact I can’t wait to get into the ring with Alexis, this should be fun. Well I would love to stand out here an chat but, I have bigger and better things to do! Faith gets out of the ring as Faith by limp bizkit plays over the pa system and the scene fades out. |
