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Well I’m going to be quite honest I’m going to go though some names for this Sundays Royal Rumble at Event Horizon. This Sundays Match is extremely important to me. Like I said before it doesn’t matter if I win, just to know that I mattered in the match is my thing. Winning would be wonderful, but with all these men and possibly women going into this match its an impossible task I must say. But not THAT impossible considering someone always wins. Okay lets get started. (she looks at a small list of names) This could take awhile, but I have all the time in the world. First On this list is Razor Obviously this list doesn’t start with the biggest threats in the RWA.. Razor a drunken fool who shows up at the Rally for the forest. Now what business do you have to be at the rally for the forest what because those people would freak out on seeing you litter. Well to me that took about a full brain cell to figure that one out!(she claps her hands) See Razor, this Sunday, you don’t stand a chance against Julie Kingsley, or any of the superstars of the RWA. You have to understand that no matter how hard you try this Sunday there is always going to be someone trying harder, and there will always be someone ready to throw you over the ropes. But I wouldn’t really bother with you because you’d probably flip out of the ring by yourself and then stomp around complaining because you just so happened to flip out of the ring and eliminate yourself. Which would be pretty funny (laughs) I’ll laugh now because when it happens I can’t be laughin and focused on you. But man would I like to have a tape of that. Moving on.. Next on this list is Skorpian. Skorpian eh? I haven’t really seen this dude, to me he’s not the biggest threat in the world. I mean really where do these people get there names, its not something cool, no its Skorpian.. what am I supposed to think? Uh oh!!! He might sting me! I better run.. hahah.. Seriously lets get real. Skorpian, to me your nothing you haven’t shown me anything since I’ve come back. So that’s why you’re going to be taken very lightly at the royal rumble, Hey Just think atleast you’ll have a buddy when your tossed over the top rope. Razor needs company and your just the person to give it to him. MOVING ON DOWN THE LIST. We have Shadow Stalker Welp this is the guy you’ll be seeing in the corners of the ring because he IS infact the SHADOW stalker, he’ll stalk our ever moves to see who he can throw over the top ropes. Creepy isn’t it? This is the man that will be lurking around the ring, trying to sneak from corner to corner UNTIL he gets caught in a close line from hell in the middle of the ropes and boom! Over with Razor and Skorpian he goes. Anyway on to some more serious people Big Daddy Cool Yes, real cool isn’t he. Well Mr. Cool, lets all get something straight, this Sunday will be a night to remember, hopefully a new champion will be crowned, and maybe I’ll be in the last five people in the rumble. You on the other hand my friend, are going to be looking on as we eliminate each other one by one. In the ring, everyone is your enemy. This is why when I get in there, I won’t trust a soul because in this type of match any and everyone will stab you in your back. So who are you planning on eliminating?? it won’t be me. I’m sure you’ll be in the cross fire when Shadow stalker gets eliminated. Man this side of the list sucks! Maybe I need a new side haha. Next on the sucky side is Demise This must be some sort of developmental talent, you know dark matches. Only because I seen this guy a total of one time. Well Demise there isn’t a better way I can say it you’re going to be dismissed from the Royal Rumble son. I can’t say it any better, Tomorrow this match is going to come down to the BEST in the match. Its going to come down to ONE person being the winner, and you You’re not going to be the winner, not while I’m still alive and breathing If I don’t get it, Which heh, why shouldn’t I? But if I don’t, I’ll make sure its someone who is better then the newbie talent of RWA. BUT Julie your new! I know that’s what some of you are thinking but, you can shut your hole because, I’ve been here almost a year before this run. Now I’m back and better then I’ve ever been.. Next is Deviant. Another dark match, I don’t even know who this dude is, maybe its just me not paying attention but I swear I don’t recall seeing this dude once. But, that’s not going to stop me from telling him just how I feel, I feel that Sunday is a big day for any one who is new to the RWA I think that tomorrow everyone who is apart of this match has nothing to lose and everything to gain that’s if they can pull the win off, But to me, how are you going to pull off winning when you’ve barely competed in the RWA.How are you going to pull off a big win like that, when you’ve only had a few matches. Those matches are pity matches don’t you think that someone you run into in that ring isn’t going to bring something new to the table?? How is it that these newer people think that they’re good enough to win this match. It takes a lot of time, and a lot of effort to win something like this. Next is FieldY Next is FieldY with a BIG Y. What an interesting array of letters.Hmmm looks like more developmental talent of the RWA, although this could be good, newer people to the scene means easier elimination. I’m pretty sure Mr.FieldY with a big Y won’t win this, therefore there is really NO need for me to focus on these losers. But if I take they too lightly it might just come back to haunt me huh? Yeah I guess so. Anyway, I don’t really care about FieldY with a big Y. so moving on. Matt Hardy is next on the list. Matt, some guy huh? Not a bad wrestler I can say that much, but he’s most certainly NOT the best. Matt, your like everyone else you’re just someone whose trying to make there way to becoming a superstar in the RWA, and half of them won’t make it that far. You Matt, your not bad, but I wouldn’t catagorize you with the HIGH FLYERS like your brother, you barely make it on the top ropes. Matt Sunday, you’re just going to be one of the little people one of us is gonna have to toss out. Sorry to say that but some of us have more drive and experience then you do. Such a small tragedy for a large triumph! Jeff Jarrett, is the next slap nut on this list. He’s the ONLY slap nut In RWA as far as I’m concerned. Here is a man who brought a guitar to the ring a smashed it over numerous people’s heads. Now lots of people think you’re grand and wonderful, but I think your ridiculous, I mean why not find something that’s going to actually hurt, and its desquiseable unlike a big ass guitar. You are also apart of the losers club on the outside of the ring. Heh, Well, not just yet but when one of us throws you over the top rope then you’re apart of it. Jeff, I don’t think anyone really understands you I know I sure don’t. Of course then again I don’t pay ANY attention to the losers of RWA, I pay more attention to low lives like Razor then I do to you. Next is Julie Kingsley Wooooo weeee does she sure have a mouth on her (imitates the drinking of a beer) Wooo if she was my wife she’d be in the kitchen getting my beers and cooking my food. Well, well, well Don’t you just love those country redneck types? Well I Julie Kingsley Plan on kicking some Redneck ass, Sunday. That’s a promise. Because any one that even pictures ME as there wife, well, that’s enough for me to hear, I hate it when they wish nasty things like that! And boy is he wishing. So tomorrow, I want to make it down to the LAST four people, and if I can do that I’ll be happy. Well, I’m not going to spend a whole lot of time on myself, Next! Lazarus is the NEXT lucky candidate. Lazarus, some one who I really don’t know, and I don’t care to know. I thought he quit cuz he rightfully lost his match or something? I must be confused.. I’d be surprised if he even showed up to cut a promo for the rumble let alone actually try to eliminate some people. That’s okay though Lazarus don’t get too bent out of shape at the fact that you suck what is it with this battle royal there are only a few people that are even any good. Damn I think that there are going to be a select few that are going to last a long time in this match. I just feel that some of these people aren’t even worth my time to talk about. That’s why Lazarus can go to hell cuz, I’m moving on. On to Mr Rogers I mean Mr. Wonderful Well isn’t it a lovely day in the neighborhood for Mr Wonderful. Well my question is, Whats so wonderful about Mr. Rogers. Absolutely nothing. Therefore Mr. Wonderful can’t be that great. Welp, I have a feeling that Mr. Wonderful is going to apart of the mat crew. Along with all the other sorry lame people in the RWA such as Apophis, and Excell. What a wonderful team! Haha Okay I’ll stop saying wonderful. OOC: WELP sorry I give up on this one. I don’t know how I should develop my character. And its just all boring it doesn’t tell a story so I give up on this rp.. sorry about that, any suggestions on my character development would be helpful.. e-mail me at HaZardF86@hotmail.com
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