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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you
4 Secrets to a Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans, and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable.
4. It is important that these three men never meet
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)
"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana"- the Golden Girls.
"A dream is a wish your heart makes, When you're fast asleep, In dreams you lose your heartaches, Whatever you wish for, you keep" –Cinderella"Lately, I can't even look at him without wanting to stab him repeatedly"-My So-Called Life. "I'm just not the girl for you. You need a girl who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a girl whose had part of her brain removed and she thinks she's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together. -Boy Meets World.
"What do you take me for, an idiot?" - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy
Amy- "Spread your wings and fly for you have become a butterfly... you have given me the courage to be all that I can"- Mariah Carey
**You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same**
To Life, Liberty and Bulletproof Marshmallows!**
these however are from me! these are BRAND SPANKING NEW ~*~Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
~*~We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
~*~If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.
~*~Be what you are, say what you feel. Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
~*~Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
~*~The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
RALPH WIGGUM AT HIS GOODEST
NOW PLAYING- THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG*~*letter from Ralph Wiggum- Dear Ms. Hoover. You have lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin's biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spyro key. Love, Ralph*~*Is President Lincoln okay?*~*They taste like burning...*~*Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle!*~*He's going to smell like hotdogs!YEAH...ABOUT RALPH'S CAT...
My cat's name is mittens.~*~*~*My cat's breath smells like cat food.
<\ /> May the flag be with you!
*~*~* "You can never possibly catch a flag if you are always thinking of ways to drop it"*~*~*~*Daria---- Jake - That's the spirit, sweetie. Avenge my death. Daria - You're not dying, Dad. Jake - Avenge me!~*~* "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.... Yeah, unless you're a diabetic"- Daria.*~*"Have you ever heard the saying get the hell away from me?"- Daria stuff to visit
My newspaper friend's webpage "I'm not alone cause the TV's on yeah. I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills everyday." -Jimmy Eat World
*~*"Have you ever wondered if there’s more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking?" - Derek Zoolander, Zoolander*~*
My Favorite Web sites
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*~*My Tidbits Page*~*
Apparently you can find your own driver's license on the internet
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