Baby G

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Hey you! My name is Kristi. I'm a sorority chick at the good ol' University of Oregon and I am very SILLY! . Yep, this is me.
Here's my homegirl Jamie and me (On the right).
Anyways, this is my first attempt at a web site, so if it SUCKS ASS, I'm sorry. Also, if I offend you in any way, don't bitch about it to me-but I'm sorry. :( Enjoy!! Here's Amy, Jamie and me on "Bid Day", aren't they cute!!! Well, while I get more shit to put on this site, including naughty pics (wink, wink), bask in the glory that is...the mullet!
Ugghh...Almost time for me to go back to school!
The Ducks keep on winning everything, next year I'm gonna have to camp out for freaking a week for civil war football tickets...
Hey, ya wanna meet the father of my unborn children? Here he is, Gavin McGregor Rossdale... OH MY SWEET GOD!!! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!
One of my many fetishes...
"Damn it feels good to be a gangster....." Ok, maybe you are wondering why my site is called "Baby G". Or, maybe you are like, "I don't care what the hell your site is called BITCH !" Well, I'm gonna tell you why anyways, cus I like to talk a lot. I don't remeber exact details...all I remember is that I was at a particular <"http://www.greeksucks.com/">fraternity early in my freshman year. I was chillin with Jamie, my friend Poon and a bunch of random <"http://members.tripod.com/Hylo/index.html">frat dicks"> . I was most likely quite inebriated, and Poon started playing a buch of old-school rap songs. Now, me being the nerd I am, would always TRY to memorize rap songs, and then TRY to perform them for myself in front of the mirror. Key word here is, TRY, cus I suck at this actually. It's quite sad really. Anyways, I think "Jump Around" came on, and I proceeded to stand upon a table and recite the lyrics(slurred and all), word for word. This amazed the drunken fratboys immensely. Poon was like, "Damn girl! That's tight!!" And then, Jamie said something like, "just call her gangsta... " Ever since that moment, I am known only as "Baby G" (Baby Gangsta) at this fraternity. I don't think any of them know my actual name, but I don't care, I think it's funny.
Today in work I was just minding my business, folding clothes, when all of a sudden, i was attacked by a viscious "Beaver Tail", also known as "a mullet". Oh, but this was no ordinary mullet, no, no, no....this.....was the rare "fe-mullet". Anyways, while I was forced to help this mullet find size 20 or, whatever, jeans, my mind began to wander.....How come with all the anti-mullet propoganda present in our society, so many mullets still exist? Take the movie "Joe Dirt' for example, this was a widely released film which openly ridiculed the mullet hairstyle. Yet, I as well as many other innocent individuals, are forced to look at this godawful hairstyle. What is even WORSE, is when I see kids with mullets. I just wanna grab their parents by their genitals and scream, "HAVE YOU NO DECENCY??? " These kids are undoubtedly the butt of EVERYONE's jokes at school, and will probably end up working in LOW-BUDGET PORN....Their parents should be shot!! But, one must remember, that without mullets roaming around, there would be one less thing to "hunt" and laugh at .
"You do something to me, that I can't explain. But I want you to know, that I care-and I miss you..." -Brandon Boyd
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I'm gonna use this site as a diary of sorts...Please don't hate me. No one will probably read it anyways...
I wonder if everyone has a soulmate... I wonder if I have a soulmate....I wonder if his name is Gavin and he has a British accent.....Lately, I've been creeping myself out HARDCORE!! I'll be shooting the shit, or whatever, and suddenly find myself running through possible names for my future children. Or, even what career I would prefer my future husband will have. So, this has been getting to me. If I here a really lovey-dovey song I've been saying to myself, "Oh, wouldn't that be cute to play at my wedding..." This has got to be STOPPED!!! I am only 19 fuckin years old, and am NOT planning to get married anytime soon. So, as a way to "VENT" my lovey feelings, I wrote a love letter to my future husband. I am using this love letter as a "guideline" as to how I must feel about a man before I will commit to him. And, because I'm not creative enough to write it myself, I used my favorite lyrics from some of my favorite songs to comprise the letter itself. So, enjoy!!! Love Letter
Ok, don't worry-I'm not some psycho or anything. I'm really very normal. Well, so far winter term has been....interesting. At least my classes aren't boring. I'm taking 2 Hip-Hop type dance classes. I LOVE to dance!! I'm not the best at it, but I'm not bad either. I wish we had good clubs to go to here in Eugene. Anyways, if I am ever sad, I like to dance or make up a choreographed routine, or some other gay shit like that. I don't know, it just relaxes me and makes me feel better for a lil bit. Ok, Ok, I admit it...I'm a Britney Spears fan-not her, just her dancing and music.
I will like to apologize for anyone who had to watch me puke Friday night...In the courtyard, the bathroom, the parking lot, on myself, etc.. I was trying to "drink my problems away", and I think I did that all too well. Here's some good advice, don't Beer-Bong 6 beers in a row after you've already drank about 10, it's just not a good idea...
Yay!! I had such a fun birthday ! I got some tight ass presents, including a beer bong (complete with valve!!) , a tiara, and a whole lotta other stuff which shall remain a mystery (wink, wink).... It was a crazy, crazy night. But, then again, what night isn't crazy when I go out and party?
Well, I am now an official bad ass . I got a tattoo !! It is so cute. if you wanna know what it looks like, you're just gonna have to find out for yourself. *hint* *hint*
I haven't updated in a while, so here's an update....i am now a BRUNETTE!!! I don't know what I was thinking , I've just never been a brunette before and I wanted to see if blonds really do have "more fun". Well, I have since determined that being a brunette sucks, and will be getting highlights in the immediate future. Yeah, I was trying to be like one of my idols, Gwyneth, and it just didn't work out like I planned....
Ok, here's another update!!! I got highlights and am now a blond again...don't worry!! Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better.
Mardi Gras!
A Valentine's Day Rant
Ok-I'm bored so I am just gonna write whatever comes into my head-are you ready? Well, I'm happy cus the other day I got to meet some more rock stars-this time Nick Hexum (Lead singer for 311), and Doug, Chris and Markuu from Hoobastank. I love rock stars. They are so incredibly nice! As long as you don't act like a retard arround them, they'll just sit there and shoot the shit with you. Ah....I love them! LOOK, click me to see the pics!!
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A TRIBUTE!
WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW...STOP IT!!!! I Want you to listen to the song "Ghetto Cowboy" by Mo Thugs RIGHT NOW! Don't ask questions-JUST DO IT! (And when you listen to it, bounce your hand up and down to the beat...trust me, it looks really cool. Peace.
I wish I knew how to speak German...
Spring break is almost here (just 1 1/2 more weeks!) and that makes me very happy. I get to work the whole time because I have no money though, so that kinda sucks. But, a break is a break and I'm not gonna bitch about it because I love any excuse or vacation that can get me away from school. Next year though, watch out, I'll be the really drunk chick bungee-jumping and puking in some spring break mecca like Cancun...just you wait.
I just want to give a shout out to Fen Fen and Nina Bo-Bina who cheered me up a couple of weeks ago with a "hippobaby" stuffed animal and a really nice card. Thank you guys for being so thoughtful and sweet. I love you guys so much! :)
I LOVE TACO-BELL!!! I also loved WINTER FORMAL because it was just so gosh-darn fun!
It's incredibly hard to say goodbye to one of your best friends...especially when it's because they hurt you...
"And I can see the tears in your eyes, And what you said now. Can't stop the words from running through my head, And what I do to get through to you. BUT YOU"D ONLY DO IT AGAIN..."-Unwritten Law
It has finally come, winter term for me is over and it feels SOOOOO GOOOOOOD! All I have to do is remember Spring term last year and it brings THE biggest smile to my face. The memories of "Gamma Phi Slurpies , the frequent trips to Seattle, strippers , having class on Tuesdays and Thursdays only (and still never going), the boys, having J-to-the-Resnick give me THE hardest time when I showed up late for class wearing full-out clubbing gear cus I had shacked the night before and didn't have time to change, as well as my many, many escapades at Betas and SAE. Ahh yes, Spring Term is what college is all about-it is the one and only reason for even wasting your life with the fall and winter terms. This Spring Term is gonna kick last year's ass because I plan on going fucking crazy! There's a lot of energy I've been storing up this winter and it's about to explode in full force. :) Peace.
Alright, I have to face it...Gavin is marrying Gwen Stefani and he will never be mine. So, I must now develope an unhealthy obsession with another rockstar , one who is a bit younger and way more single. And the winner is.... ALEX GREENWALD!! Who the hell is this dude you ask...well...I will tell you: He's the lead singer of the band Phantom Planet and he was the hot dude from those 'catchy' Gap ads from a few years ago.
A Beautiful Film..."
I love "Saved By the Bell!"
I miss being a kid...
In response to the pure of Spin Magazine's list of "Top 40 Artist/Albums or whatever of 2001" where they list JAY-Z as number ONE...I HAD to make my own list. Click HERE for my list of the TOP 20 ALBUMS of 2001!
Here's my poignant social commentary for the day: People should be nice to each other. When people are mean to other people it makes people feel bad. And that's all I have to say about that. :P
Everyone who knows me knows that I am obsessed with movies and possess a tremendous amount of completely useless and annoying trivia for, basically, every film ever made. And, for my unfortunate friends with whom I share my knowledge with, I apologize.
"As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going." Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker)
SEX!!! SEX!!!! SEX!!! Did that grab your attention? Anyways, I love the show "Sex and the City" just like every other college-aged woman in the continental US. Having been an avid fan of the show since its first-airing, Iknow every episode by heart, as well as the various 5th Avenue fashions worn by the fabulous stars of the sitcom . Why do I love this criticaly-acclaimed series? I'll tell you why, because I secretly desire to "be" that show...or at least, the character Carrie. Don't laugh- just try to name one 20 year-old girl who wouldn't want to be a rich, successful sex columnist with a great apartment, an even better sense of fashion, and amazing friends you feel so comfortable around that you can chat with them about every detail of your sex life? Now although I am nothing more than your typical, average, broke-ass college student (although I do have a good fashion sense), I can relate to the character of Carrie quite well. Yeah-I know I'm not Sarah Jessica Parker (if I was I wouldn't have so many freakin problems with guys), but I am an intelligent, vibrant WOMAN who simply desires to love and be loved in return. I have my ups and downs (pun intended), moments I want to remember always and those I would like to wipe from existence-but I believe everything happens for a reason. Nothing is by chance, and if it was by "chance", then it was planned to seem to come about as "chance-like". (Don't worry if that was over your head, cus it made little sense to me as well) The experiences one endures through their life are a consant reminder to how we don't know everything and that life was meant to be LEARNED as well as LIVED. But now, back to my original point....sex is nothing to be ashamed of, it's the very core of human nature and all existence. It brings PLEASURE , but also brings PAIN . And, although "Sex and the City" may just be a television show created by some yuppie producer from L.A. to entertain the masses, it makes me question what I want from life. In the show, sex rules above all, each character uses sex in a different way to get whatever they desire. Now, do I want a life ruled by sex? No, but I do want a life where I have the career of my dreams, a Park Avenue-acceptable wardrobe and happiness. Pure, real, happiness. Lots of good sex wouldn't hurt either.
What is it about me that seems to attract PSYCHOS!!! Seriously, I have had a plethera of stalkers, especially this year. I feel really sorry for these guys, they have no idea that they're creeping the shit out of girls. There should be a required course for all males that teaches them "how not to try to get or become friends with a girl", and any boys who fail the course should be terminated immediately. But, in good fun, I've decided to help out any guys who wish to become stalkers or "improve" their stalking skills with my "How to Stalk Page" . All I ask is that none of my stalkers heed my advice because you already scare me and I don't need that shit right now. Well, happy stalking!
"I'm sinking slowly, So hurry hold me. Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on. Please can you tell me, So I can finally see - Where you go when you're gone..."-Michelle Branch
My Favorite Movies !
"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."--Veronica, from the film "Heathers"
It's always been my dream to have my hair in dreadlocks ...ever since I saw this blonde chick on a Mastercard commercial with them.
Today, April 5th is the 8th Anniversary of Kurt Cobain's tragic death. Let's all remember his supremely beautiful spirit and the haunting music he gave us to cherish...
"Untitled" Its better to burn out than fade away/And he took his own advice/He went out with a bang/He shot his gun/Like he shot up his heroin/And the people cried/The music legend had died/And now his soul rests in Nirvana/But his music lives/And his angst filled voice cries out to us/And his blue eyes dance in pictures/Faded nor burned The music icon lives on/In our minds. -Fran Barto-
Why hello there! I'm just saying what's up cus I'm bored. You know what I just realized? are just plain silly. True, I love mine and I would never trade my experience of being a part of a house for anything, but seriously...some of the things we have to do are just plain retarded or abnormal. No wonder Greek systems have such shitty reputations... But, I'll still participate in everything and attend our silly Barndances , Formals, etc. cus you know what...they're so much fun!!
Here's Me, Megan, Dan and Jayare just hanging out and being weird....
Ha! Ha! I met someone FAMOUS !
Guess who got to hang out with Incubus in their dressing room at an after-party after their show in Portland??? ME!!!! Click here to see the pics taken by my friend Darcy and her friend Katia.
Here's a joke for ya!!
Here's Shasta, Megan, Sarah, Tarrin and me at a party.
Spring Term!
Ok, this is just plain funny... Go here to see!
Random thought of the day: Hamburgers and hot dogs are yummy summer foods! They have to be real BEEF though, not that Boca Burger or Veggie CRAP!! Happy Eating! ;)
SPRING HOUSE DANCE !! Woo-Hoo!!
Yay!!! For Memorial Day Weekend I had the pleasure of attending the Sigma Phi Epsilon Lake Shasta trip. Click here for pics!!
I love my FRIENDS!!! Yay!
Here's me and Any at Betas!
SAE Foam Party '02!!!

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